[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

[meii-deactivated20220422]

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

[thewall98]

Credit : SwagJutsu Facebook page

[sexhaver]

“my busch lite is gone”

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

this video should have a million notes and a primetime emmy

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is absolutely terrifying this dude crashes his goddamn car and doesn’t stop filming and is relatively unaffected. not really even upset that much seemingly? 

was this even filmed by a human, or by some type of powerful mysterious creature in human form?

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

[ghostadventured]

I’m so glad i didn’t miss this

[stxanger-things]

[thebigbiwolf]

these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late

[thestateonmtv]

@lesbianmikewheeler

[gorgonsach]

[everythingkaliuchis]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

=͟͟͞͞🐌

[capacity]

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

her past

[purplebuddhaproject]

Bracelet made from upcycled weapons of conflict from Cambodia such as bullets, bombshells, and other miscellaneous accessories of war.

To learn more about the project:

http://www.purplebuddhaproject.com

[loveamongthesailors]

It would be sexy if all the molecular bonds in my body broke at the same time and I just poofed into dust and vapors boom bitch she’s obliterated she’s nonexistent

[wholesomemes-archive]

[shopjeen]

[plzstic]

when u have anxiety but ur still spongebob af

[dismalboii]

!!!!!!

[instagramchild-blog]

😅 😅 😅 😅 😅

[pharaohcaeser]

I really found myself bobbin my head to this hoe

[laysiaprincess]

Tis lit

[trvp-goddess]

Ayyyeee!!!!