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[nightmarevirgo]

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[livetalskare]

[lips-smacker]

[iraffiruse]

Two puns for the price of one.

[ferretfyre]

@clearcustard

[laughingstation]

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

[fickleheartbeats]

Ball is life

[ariannes]

Is no one going to mention the three watches on his wrist…….

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this

[classypotatoe]

You should have signed up for spelling classes instead

[not-draven--draaaven-deactivate]

pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[wittstheword]

that is for trig… not calc…

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[bonitaapplebelle]

things are heating up in the math fandom

[jackfalalnee]

x

[dailytroye]

he’s so adorable i wanna cry

[phan-of-penta-tronler]

the thing he does with his lips why

[danielhhowell]

end of 2014 vs end of 2015

[useernamesuck]

in the first gif he’s really gentle but in the second one he just slices my neck

[femtastico-deactivated20221204]

butt :3

[wildtronnor]

[iceb0x]

American Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll get coal German Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll be kidnapped by a demon who stuffs you in his wheat basket and eats you

[lifeshouldbemore]

ahh, Krampus you are wonderful

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

Krampus is austrian… you mean knecht ruprecht.

[injeghafa]

According to tradition, Knecht Ruprecht asks children whether they can pray. If they can, they receive apples, nuts, and gingerbread. If they cannot, he beats the children with his bag of ashes.

what

[larajeannesong]

In France there’s Père Fouettard, who accompanies St Nicolas and spanks/flogs naughty children

[injeghafa]

wtf kinda lives are ya’ll living in europe

[vanilla-latte]

so the french santa is called daddy and spanks naughty children?

great now i have to kinkshame an entire country

[darth-baeder]

KINKSHAMING ALL OF FRANCE

[bbcr1]

General cuteness.

[connorfranta]

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Common Culture Volume IV

[alexander]

i c o n i c

[maddox-rider]

You’re the stars to my galaxy [x]

available as a print in my shop

[monkeysalon]

hum what is that? no… NO NOOOOO