it me

Virgo. Green chair. She/her. My ask is always open if you wanna talk !!

[frsrr-deactivated20151031]

i feel bad for math. its such a calm and friendly discipline full of beautiful and complex patterns and theres absolutely nothing inherently bad or oppressive about it but ppl treat it as though its evil and malicious. a lot of pure math lacks any kind of practical application or end goal, and just exists for the sake of stimulating peoples minds and pushing the limits of the medium as far as is possible. much like almost every kind of art

math means u no harm friends

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

can’t relate. blocked

[onegirlinalltheworld]

“I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”

[siegfriedandroy]

im crying

[hmsindecision]

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.

Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

[corpsefluid]

Actually, I have something to add.

The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.

And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’

Spoilers: that was exactly the case.

Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[edgebug]

finally someone said it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

[thechubbynerd]

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

[hugealienpie]

I did not see that coming.

[pi3pr0xy]

Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

[allthingslinguistic]

That’s the kind of linguist I’m. 

[uaeb]

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[squided]

I’m bringing back the REAL post.  For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting.  Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything.  For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you.  I’m very disappointed.  Please share the original because this is an important issue.

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

[emile8]

No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.

[nicthefanboy]

Bless the blog that brought the original back!

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures

[ladywordfighter]

This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.

To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.

[dopplerconsumed]

I’m so glad to see this. I myself struggle with this. Umbasa

[matthaeus-maximus]

I’m tired of this being changed. It’s really discouraging to boys that are going through this. Fuck the people changing it.

[knightly-scholar]

This is the first time I’ve seen the original. If you change the pictures you’re saying 1) you don’t care about men’s body issues 2) you think it’s funny that young men go through body issues problems and often develop eating disorders (I did in early high school) 3) that you’re a gee ally shitty person

[just-shower-thoughts]

The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists playing dodge ball until we have an ultimate champion.

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[d0nn0]

what gets 6 inches bigger in the summer?

[d0nn0]

….the Eifel Tower

[steghoesaurus]

Why would the eiffel tower get 6 inches bigger in the summer

[d0nn0]

cause like a penis metal expands due to heat :)

[firedrill]

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

[thatsthat24]

When you’re obviously more than pals… 👬 (W/ @leothegiant, Jay Harper, @jonerstrokes, & @nicolemlvisco)

[22-acacia-ave-deactivated201711]

THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

[lactose-intolerant]

I think my reblog button is bruised af…

[nonbinary-totty-blog]

I dare you to reblog with your bra size.

[kidpxv]

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

news story: *breaks 18 seconds ago* 

one of you losers: so i guess none of you are fucking talking about- 

[sourceofmybruises]

so there’s this gym near my apartment that’s constantly switching from Team Mystic to Team Valor everyday but the funny thing is, mystic would usually put like 5 levels of 1000+ CP pokemons (usually topped by the 1900+ CP gyarados) but these two guys never fails to fucking beat them and everyday they keep placing their 10 CP bugs and it kills me. 

[renamonkalou]

[jpegging]

Hansome

[sashayed]

a story my parents like to tell about me is that once, when i was about 4, we were up in maine and i wandered out to the porch and said happily, “there’s a dog in the grocery store.” “what?” said my parents. “dog,” i said. “in the grocery store!” i said shit like this constantly because i was an imaginative child to the point of being slightly delusional, so they were like lol ok. dog in the grocery store. enjoy that. we’ll be here reading pg wodehouse like we do every vacation. so i wandered away again. after a couple of minutes i reappeared and said louder, “DOG IN THE GROCERY STORE.” “ok,” said my parents. “SEE DOG,” i insisted. “fine,” said my long-suffering parents, closing their books, “fine, we’ll come See Dog. it’s probably another cardboard box that you drew ears on, but fine,” so they followed me back inside and i took them to the kitchen, where they found that a HUGE MOOSE had stuck its bathtub-sized head into the open window next to the pantry and was lipping peaceably at the canned goods, which is apparently a thing they do. “DOG!” i said happily. apparently i was not good at identifying animals and i thought everywhere with food was a grocery store

[scully]

Tumblr is so exhausting. Not everyone or everything is bad. Everyone and everything eventually fucks up and says/does something they shouldn’t but not everyone and everything should be written off because of those things. It’s so, so fucking tiring to read people having to constantly justify their enjoyment of someone or something. Liking someone or something does not mean you condone everything about it or them. 

Cutting out someone or something that is important to you or has a positive impact on you just because someone on Tumblr says they’re problematic or digs up old receipts is so upsetting and unnecessary. You do you. Enjoy what you enjoy, recognize the problems it inevitably has, but don’t feel pressure to give someone or something up if you don’t want to and if they make you happy. It’s fine. You’re allowed.