whats up losers

[tekweela]

No one:

Me when I see Calum doing anything:

[thebandvogue]

(X)

[rslashrats]

okay. i will consider this

[mothcub]

me putting my fuzzy socks on:         :-)

[pleatedjeans]

[clown-gf]

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

[medievalthymes]

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

[marisatomay]

[verylostpenguin]

Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

[dr-bloodymary]

Tear in my heart: I love my wife sm uwu

Smithereens: hold my drink

[samdravvs]

Same energy.

[theartofangirling]

I don’t know John Mulaney’s wife but I trust her

[queercaughtinheadlights-deactiv]

you: always.

me, an intellectual: lily, take harry and go.

[chubbycattumbling]

[vorpalsys]

HE MAKE AN BIG STEPPY

[just-shower-thoughts]

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[sarahcamerons]

endless gifs of john mulaney ★ [5/?]

[welcometoyouredoom]