Hey.

Like fart jokes? Like farts? Just need a friend or something? Well if you checked yes for at least ONE, you and me are gonna get along cause I am (CENSORED). Now scroll down and hang on to your ass motherfuckers cause we are about to see some awesome shit. Also if...you like, bouncing on beds, talking to people when you are sad, and overall just making new friends, I'm always open...always 😢

[yowassupitsandrew]

Sweet Lord...

I swear that half of the people here are robots and half of you guys just want fetish stuff. I've tried to delete my blog but I guess nobody cares about me anymore so what's the point. I've got a girlfriend that I'm happy with, yes she is a little and I'm her caretaker. I've got a good life hopefully ahead of me, and I've got enough respect for myself to say no. There will be no more fetish videos for anyone unless I get permission from my girlfriend that I can share them with people.

[yowassupitsandrew]

I mean I'm a guy and I just followed you on this blog because this particular one is my fetish one, but if you want someone to have a normal conversation with we can talk (and not on this account if you want to remove like the over sexualized stuff)

Trust me I've tried, at this point though I'm happy

[yowassupitsandrew]

Hey do u have any social media accounts we can follow you on? (YouTube included)

I'm sorry but no, YouTube is down for community flagging.

[yowassupitsandrew]

do some more farts!! don't just keep them for yourself

I don't do that anymore.

[yowassupitsandrew]

I don't follow your blog but I always check up on it from time to time. I really think you seem nice and caring but was too nervous to ever message you. It's just been really cool to see another guy who was interested in the same things as me. i hope you make more vids! and i hope you're having a cool day :)) p.s also tell me what you're doing for xmas!

Sorry I haven't responded earlier and...Christmas this year isn't a thing I'd like to discuss, this year we had a family issue that really mad everyone unhappy.

[yowassupitsandrew]

Hey there. I know I may look like a creepy guy but I'm not. I just wanna know if you're alright. I'm usually open for a talk and such just for anyone.

I'm happy with my girlfriend, everything is fine

[yowassupitsandrew]

Fucking People

Wish sometimes that people didn't exist because I freaking hate people that only come to me for my past mistakes...really wish I didn't exist.

[yowassupitsandrew]

SOOOO BORED

Honestly there's only two people who'll follow me. Horny guys and porn blogs. You know wouldn't mind just seeing a nice person who's intentions aren't sex...

[yowassupitsandrew]

You should make more farting videos! they always make my day. My favourite is when your ass was half out over the bath. Maybe if you gave that cute butt of yours or slap or said "that one smelt bad". I'm sure they do

Um okay sounds a bit bad but I'll do what I can...

[yowassupitsandrew]

You like farts

Yes

[yowassupitsandrew]

Followers

Really need that one follower that isn't a creepy guy or a porn website...I'm gonna be honest does anyone female even follow me? I'm joking around with that but you can answer if you want. What's your gender?

[yowassupitsandrew]

Update!

Who likes the update?

[yowassupitsandrew]

Butt Squeezing Because butts... NOTICE: I may be horribly sick so things may be uploaded...actually probably the same pace they usually go. I freaking doubt that I'll be that sick, but if I am, just know videos can be delayed because of it.

[higgzorz]

[yowassupitsandrew]

Try whatever the fuck you want but if you step your sorry ass up to take Shaggy's sandwich, you're gonna be kicked so hard in the Jinkies that your Zoinks will regret the day your Scooby Dooby Motherfucking Doo dads ever had to exist.

[yowassupitsandrew]

Getting some Self-respect

I'm gonna start respecting the fact that I'm strong and powerful. Which does mean I'm gonna post less nude fart videos. Instead I'll post clothed ones, and only send nude ones if my girlfriend approves first.

[yowassupitsandrew]

If you fart and all your followers are most likely robots...does anyone care?

[yowassupitsandrew]

Crippling Lonliness

Sometimes posting here is like shouting into the void...nobody responds...if anyone can actually read this, or even gives a flying fuck. I'm sorry for existing, sorry for everything, sorry for being a worthless teenager...

My kik as always: squirtlepower101

Do you guys really even care though?