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Il bello della vita (22 | she/her)

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[kaijuno]

[byjove]

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

[owenology]

compilation

[owenology]

here’s a couple more

[owenology]

new additions

[owenology]

new one hot off the press

[owenology]

via rosecrystal but these are too good not to add

[owenology]

[owenology]

thank you oli for your humble contribution

[owenology]

unbelievable that i’ve yet to add this

[owenology]

good news i found a new addition

[owenology]

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[yellowistheraddest]

doodle ig

[yellowistheraddest]

she went to zou and got handed the sluttiest outfit after her friend left her and she still served cunt - truly an icon

[yellowistheraddest]

its the giving season and you havent given back all your loan payments, what else did you expect?

[solstinky]

[solstinky]

it's a christmas jamiracle

[solstinky]

spreading christmiraquais cheer

[allthatispeculiar]

[thetruemek]

[valmillion]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

[honeylemony]

Rough out there for bisexual Alex

[valmillion]

i will destroy Alex.

[postdespair]

[tax--payer]

we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

[tax--payer]

[avvocarlo]

what is that little thang in the bottom left corner

[i-am-a-fish]

pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head

[jarflies]

[muppetshow2026]

my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office