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speedlimit15

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

sparrowsfallingfromthesky

meatgrinder-0

px41

It's june

tohot4u

@notsofrozt @glitchyko @willow-dino

dogpuppy

dat-soldier

excellent work, 47. you have peed all the pee from your penis

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

things-that-are-not-true

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

Hi! Just wanted you to know that I see your stickers around Salford a lot and they always make me smile - your art is lovely.

Thank you!! It's always lovely to hear from ppl who see them around :3

hauntingyourself

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

girlnumbers

hi can we play staring and breathing together

ouroborosorder

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

ouroborosorder

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

#portal