My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes

30s im chill im cool im gay - slurmdog is my fandom sideblog

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[mayothompson]

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

[facingtheravens]

the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

[sufjansjoy]

everything will change today in small and unnoticeable ways #yay #tuesday

[laikathestar]

if you recommend people GIMP as an alternative to Adobe Photoshop thats an act of malicious terrorism on the same level of reverse pickpocketing a live grenade

[dogpuppy]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[teathattast]

[cutecipher]

the worlds last funny image has died in captivity

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[dogpuppy]

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary