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Personal ramblings and interests of a random person. I queue everything, so any dashboard floods are unintentional and/or rare.

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[kitschyfemme]

btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we're all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page

[jasperrwrites]

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

[fuckboyzuko]

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

[galileosballs]

The nice thing about solar power is that once you've built a solar farm the sun does not then need to be shipped to you through a series of international shipping lanes that can be cut off by other people's governments in response to the actions of other other people's governments. The sun is not subject to the stupid decisions of people you did not vote for in response to the stupid decisions of other people you did not vote for. The sun does not need to go through the Strait of Hormuz.

Even if you don't care about any of the other arguments in favour of solar power, this is a really good argument in favour of solar power.

[tim-official]

quick update. I've decided to also blockade the strait of Hormuz. so when you talk about the status of the strait please say that it is blockaded by Iran, the USA, and Timothy. Thanks

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[tarragonthedragon]

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

[tarragonthedragon]

oh and also "even if the thing is bad your criticism of it can come from a place of patronising misogyny"

[treibholz-des-universums]

opla season 2 as textposts (x)

this will take you to part 3 since it doesn't show up in the tag the incorrect one piece tweets i made a few years ago

[treibholz-des-universums]

opla as text posts part 3 (x)

this will take you to part 1 since it won't show up in the textpost tag

the incorrect one piece tweets i made a few years ago

[whatevererr]

the thing about the one piece adaptation is that it doesn’t take itself seriously in the sense of trying to make things more realistic or grounded or grimdark but it DOES take itself seriously in the sense of everyone putting their whole pussy into treating cwazy hair stupid weapon silly name world as the reality the characters are in and one that has real emotional stakes and it kind of rules

[quietwingsinthesky]

one more thing. if a character ascends to godhood/divinity/some form of power that makes them practically omnipotent and no longer human. and they had a partner before that who didn’t rise with them. you are legally required to make that situation as terrifying as it would rightly be. it’s bad enough to get the attention of a god. it is ruinous to be loved by one. that is not the person you knew anymore. that is something that never has to let you leave, or have secrets, or disobey it. it will fix every problem you so much as glance at, and it will shower you in grace and gifts until you drown, and it will make you a holy artifact in its own story. you have to understand, it doesn’t remember how horrible death is, so it strikes you to cinders like a snide comment and brings you back with an apology it needs you to accept. that is how it’s going to love you forever, because it might not be inclined to let you die.

[introvertsnation]

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[redstonedust]

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

[redstonedust]

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

superbat where they hate each other's civilian identities bc once they were kidnapped together and they had to come up with plans to escape that would look like an accident and not reveal their identities but they would keep trying to enact plans at the same time and unwittingly ruin the other's plan. By attempt #6 Bruce is about murder this dumb hick of a reporter who's too clumsy for his own good and Clark is trying to calm himself down by reminding himself that Bruce is just a civilian and he's not doing it on purpose and it's not his fault he's quite possibly the most idiotic, infuriating man alive.

Now every time they happen to see each other they're super passive aggressively polite to each but they can't let the other know they're being passive aggressive bc there's no outward reason for them to hate each other. It leads to situations like this:

Bruce, extremely fake smile on: Mr Kent, good to see you again. When the daily planet said they were sending someone over I thought it would be someone else. Isn’t our, uh, shared past a conflict of interest or something?

Clark, also extremely fake smile on: Wow, Mr. Wayne, I wouldn't expect you to take an interest in the ethics of a situation. Actually, I did bring up this point to my boss and he said that our shared trauma meant we "had a bond" which might allow me to get better answers.

Bruce, grinding his teeth: Well. That is certainly an interesting thought. I’ve been kidnapped so many times though, it barely registers. I’m sure I’ll do nothing but waste your time and give you unusable quotes.

Bruce: *proceeds to do nothing but waste time and give unusable quotes*

Clark: *uses all the restraint in his body not to snap his pen in half as he writes down absolute garbage*

(superman and batman are besties btw, they get along just fine)