this time things are going to be wonderful

just vibing || 27 || any pronouns

[maryoliveoil]

LOLOLOL

[drjdorr]

Amazon: we bought the rights to make Bond movies!

Barbara Broccoli: correction, you bought the rights to be told if you can make a Bond movie and I say no

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[tinasnowz]

theestallion: BTS of my HOT GIRL SUMMER EAU DE PARFUM 🔥🧡☀️

[whatevererr]

imagine you’re on the brink of having the one thing you’ve always wanted in life when your ex’s fuckass adopted kids show up and tell you the only man you’ve ever loved is dying and ask you point blank how much you love him because you’re the only person in the entire world who can save him and they way convince you is by pointing out that he would do it for you so you go back with them and you hold his face in your hands on his death bed and he bats his eyes awake and the first thing he does is say hello to you and ask if you don’t have somewhere more more pressing to be and even though you gave up everything to be here you tell him that there’s nothing more important BUT the only way for you to save him was to contact his girlfriend who has the technology to keep him alive but only if he leaves you and his kids behind forever and he DOES would that be fucked up or what.

Anyway happened to my good friend magneto

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[imathers]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[thepanaculty]

And what is the charge?! A ship??? A magnificent ship full of gay men and me?!

[maswartz]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[lewyn-martell]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[bowditch]

this scene changed me as a person i think

[segamascott]

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #665

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onJul 6

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[dogeuphoria]

hot butch summer is coming up which means: full bush. swim trunks. sports bra. tank top. who is ready

[damejoansutherland]

oh also i stumbled upon this today and almost started crying in the street