Ok but now i think what’s-his-fuck, the GOP congressman who disappeared for like 4 months, was their test case for McConnell, and McConnell is their test case for Trump to see how long they can Weekend At Bernie’s him because Vance has all the charisma of a flaming bag of dog shit.
To be fair, Random GOP Congressman is not the same level as McConnell, who in turn is not the same level as Trump. Every time Trump disappears for more than a few days, people have been ALL OVER it (not least since we are all, of course, so hungry for him to finally eat shit and die). You really can't keep the president of the US totally out of sight for more than a week before somebody somewhere is going to notice, and while they will doubtless try to stall as long as possible, they can't get away with it indefinitely. It would, however, be grimly hilarious to watch Vance try to act like a Great Statesman (TM).
As for McConnell, as I said in an earlier post, he probably has the "ratfuck my own death to cheat the Democrats out of one last seat" provision written into his will, and will die doing what he loved: being a hardcore racist obstructionist cheating fuck destroying democracy and progress for no good reason at all. I still think Andy Beshear should call their bluff, announce that he's suing to challenge the dipshit "wah wah the governor can't pick a replacement because he's a Democrat" law that the KY legislature dutifully passed on Mitch's orders, and then appoint a Black woman to McConnell's seat. Trust me, if Mitch is within a country MILE of consciousness, the screaming will be heard across ye olde Appalachians. Do it, Beshear. Doooooooooo itttttttttttt.
