My Soup Was Crunchy

hi im z and god will beckon me to heaven with her middle finger

[3000s]

how it feels to be normal/ok

[grendil2]

unobtainable experience for people with souls

[3000s]

i dont have that im just me

[redstonedust]

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[butterflyring]

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[millllion-blog]

[fakerosebride]

Mango lassi explained

Mango lassi theories

Mango lassi iceberg

Mango lassi leaks

Mango lassi secret ending

[toad-soup]

my mom forgot the word for dispensary and called it a “marijuana dealership”

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[thememedaddy]

[sexchangedotcom]

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

[technofinch]

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[cordic]

last night was licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[plangentia]

anyone else up mourning what they haven't yet lost