My Soup Was Crunchy

hi im z and god will beckon me to heaven with her middle finger

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[rustmarty]

this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[toad-soup]

Tbh I always hated this pigeon but he was kind of a diva

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[comvi]

my hearty nand nutritious meal of Screws and Bolts

[drops-of-universe]

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[salticid]

source

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[goldensunset]

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[jasvvy]

[toad-soup]

I have to confess I often mix up steely dan and dire straits songs but I can always tell when a song is by dire straits cause they start calling people faggots

[socialmaya]