TOMORROW ILL

invent a PINGAS!

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this is the best interview Tim Heidecker has ever given and it’s only 39 seconds long

[kushblazer666]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sryim]

@wizardhorses

[nekoglycerin]

felt compelled to draw this

beautiful ocean sunfish...

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[airplaner]

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you

[angelicguy]

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

[wahbegan]

couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?

[angelicguy]

i had no time

[rnismatch]

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

[lelouch]

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[peebles-vinevines]

[sandsvendor100]

why are you shaped like that

Jesus Favorite Toy Was A Big Red Ball

And Heaven Knows I Am Boncing

[imagineyoucouldfly]

[boviboy]

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

[boviboy]

[oldinterneticons]

[hornpoint]

[deadelated]

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

[deadelated]

Just go missing bro it's ruined