i didn't ask to be born and i'm afraid to die

prince ♦ 26 ♦ he/they

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[ciphertology]

i love when old people say "dont get old" bc my first instinct is to assure them im always lowkey contemplating suicide which is absolutely not the response they are looking for

[teaboot]

I like to say "it beats the alternative", which usually gets a

[hotvampireadjacent]

My coasters finally got here

[mosasadogs]

bro fell for the oldest prank in the book (sign taped on back that says “FREE USE”)

[askpredetor]

Media literacy is at an all time low

Just saw a post that said Kojima games have no symbolism or meaning beyond, "It looks cool".

Kojima is the worst fucking creator you can apply that logic to because characters will sometimes break the 4th wall to tell you what it explicitly means

[cowdogpaws]

Solid snake looking directly at the camera: genetics do not dictate one’s life, nuclear proliferation is bad, the advent of advanced technology is making it more and more difficult to differentiate truth from propaganda, borders and nations are fake, the war economy is a blight on the earth, the military industrial complex is a meat grinder that targets children and my dad’s boyfriend is a whore

A billion guys on Twitter for some reason: how apolitical and extremely heterosexual of you

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

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[adhdalistair]

[knitmeapony]

I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.

[5-and-a-half-acres]

This needs a caption

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[officialgleamstar]

character playlists always should have the following:

song that is pretty accurate to the character’s story

song that doesn’t fit the character at all but i was thinking about them while listening to it on loop

song that has one or two lines accurate to the character’s story

song that just kind of is the character’s vibe

song that i desperately wish they would listen to because i personally like it

song that fits the character so well that it’s scary

unsure why this song is in the playlist but it’s so ingrained in my mind as 'part of the playlist' that it would feel weird to remove it

[amygdalae]

i like the bit in soulsbornes that's like. the spin on the "chosen one" thing where there are tens/hundreds of thousands of "chosen ones" and they're essentially just sent out in droves to die like fodder. like its a bummer but is super compelling

[amygdalae]

[jojotism-remade]

Does anyone have this

[lovejewel]

i have them all

[redacted-metallum]

Hey it's me, The Devil. Give yourself a choppy transgender haircut in the bathroom mirror. You'll feel so much better.

[2uche]

he was a sk8er boi! he was also a sk8er boi! they were gay

[hp-up]

[enbycrip]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[strix-alba]

#I feel like we're all conditioned to give these corporatized apologies or statements for every interaction#because when you talk like a regular fucking person online it's much more easily misinterpreted by people who just want to be pissed off#you know the Tweet that's like “I like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” “no bitch that's a whole new sentence what are you talking about”#corporate apologies and statements read the way they do because they're intentionally structured to prevent ambiguity or misunderstanding#while also conveying a certain tone that will hopefully prevent people from getting mad while they read it#and when we have to buffer everything we say with conditional statements to prevent some rando from ripping us apart over a perceived slight#everything we say starts to sound sanitized and corporate (x)

[cryptotheism]

Have y'all seen L Ron Hubbard's list of affirmations?

[weaver-z]

Hey man. I don't know if these are working.