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[xoxolovexoxosblog]

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[klubbhead]

[raviposting]

Me in my teens enjoying iCarly: 

Me in my 20s still enjoying iCarly:

[love]

[thewanderingmillennial]

Very important.

[obsessedwithgoldens]

[thoughts-in-shower]

You know you’ve really reached adulthood when you start having opinions about grocery stores.

[egony]

[sunthang]

paradise

[nikeypapi]

[depressed-memes-memes]

[elijahnls-deactivated20210320]

I wonder if anyone ever sees me and thinks “damn I’d risk it all”

[synnabunnz]

Masturbation is easy.

Choosing a video is tough.

[thoughts-in-shower]

The human race should take a three year break from making babies and sort some shit out.

[thebibliosphere]

Some people always get super salty when they come asking for help with a “ghost haunting” and the first thing i ask them is “have you checked your living space for carbon monoxide”.

Like maybe you thought coming to a witch you’d get some neat spell or some shit, but a big part of being a (good) witch is also looking at what is in front of you and ruling out some basic things first, and a lot of the things people describe to me when it comes to ghost hauntings also sound a helluva lot like carbon monoxide poisoning. So like sorry for giving a shit over whether or not you’re actually about to die or not I guess *shrug emoji*

Like I know we joke about my house being haunted (and maybe it is) but when the lights flicker in my house I don’t do a cleansing spell, I call an electrician. You gotta do the physical world things first before you jump to the metaphysical. That’s just how it is.

[studentlifeproblems]

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[lmaonade]

[deathgripspussy]

[thvtprettyboi]