“You’re my very best friend.”
“We’ll always be friends forever, won’t we?”
“Darling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.”
“I’ll let you go this one time.”
“If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll get you for this!”
“Why are you so freakishly annoying?”
“You don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”
“I promise, I will never try to be good again.”
“It’s “make your mamas proud” time!”
“I’m bad, and that’s good! I will never be good, and that’s not bad! There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”
“If you die outside of your own game, you don’t regenerate. EVER! Game over.”
“I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.”
“News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!”
“I should thank you. But… it’d be more fun to kill you!”
“Look down there. Tell me what you see.”
“You win. Come on. I’ll take you home.”
“But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.”
“Aw, come on, kid. Start building some memories.”
“I thought you were right behind me. Honest.”
“Just name your price, dear.”
“Come now, I’m being more than generous.”
“I’m not sleepy. I’m hungry.”
“Why, I wouldn’t stay here if you asked me to.”
“All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.”
“This time you’ve gone too far!”
“I came to listen to your stories.”
“We’ve so little time; we sail in the morning.”
“You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!”
“It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.”
“I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.”
“You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.”
“Well, when one’s lost, I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you.”
“If I listened earlier, I wouldn’t be here.”
“What do you know about this unfortunate affair?”
“All ways here are my ways!”
“In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.”
“What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea?”
“Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!”
“It’s not *entirely* hopeless.”
“You look as if you’re in some kind of trouble.”
“You’re a cheap fraud and impostor!”
“Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won’t you?”
“I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”
“You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”
“Isn’t it clear to you? The superior mind has triumphed! I’ve won!”
“I was just wonderin’, are we good guys or bad guys?”
“I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn’t listen. You just had to.”
“You don’t just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, “Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?” No, it just isn’t done that way.”
“Why, someday, you’ll be called a great hero.”
“Wait a minute. There’s a law against robbing royalty. I’ll catch you later.”
“Of course you’ve been robbed!”
“Surely he must know how much I really love him.”
“Ah, stop worrying. This disguise will fool my own mother.”
“I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I come in?”
“That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.”
“I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”
“Won’t you please be my prisoner, please, please, please!”
“Why do I not have the surprised feeling?”
“Your mother can’t be with you anymore.”
“Don’t look back! Keep running! Keep running!”
“I have to do this and we are running out of time!”
“The ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.”
“You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.”
“All my years. No one’s ever done anything like this for me.”
“You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!”
“So, we got ourselves a deal?”
“This is just a minor setback in a major operation!”
“I can’t believe that I’m doing this.”
