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YT22 & his entourage of companions (PG10, LL30, NDV21, IH6, etc.) | This blog is rated +18

[yuki-shipnoda]

Hi everyone! I thought I'd start off here by saying that I have made a safe space for everyone (and myself) to talk about Yuki and drabbles and fic ideas in mind (occasionally fanart)

Feel free to fill my inbox with any Yuki related ideas (shipping and non-shipping; SFW and NSFW) you have!

Thanks for reading! 😁

[georgiasbrainstuff]

i don't go here but they were looking so so softly at each other... too sweet <3

[norstappan]

stop this is so cute!!

[yuki-shipnoda]

Ever since Father Mekies rearranged Hell, the succubi and incubi are in a bit of a tizzy.

Yuki and Liam who were close to each other even as Satan!Horner created for demons are find themselves with a lot of free time. Mostly they have therapy sessions with Liam's hellhound Enzo and pop in every now and then to check on their cambion offspring.

Sometimes they have sex with each other in a friends with benefits arrangement after difficult exorcisms

Ok I should put a footnote that Enzo isn't actually Liam's pet in real life (it's Hannah's family actually) but in this AU let's assume he was a stray that Liam adopted along with two hell cats named George & Tilly (who are actually his pets). Anyway those three critters along with Kamekichi are their companions and also mortal plane spies as they disguise themselves as regular animals and travel into the human world to watch the churches.

Yuki and Liam get reports from the pets & other succubi and discuss plans to infiltrate and corrupt the church, starting from the nonbelieving townspeople to the regular congregants, and climbing up the clergy ladder, and yes, even reaching the Pope if they could with their demonic powers and their cambions (Monsignor Jules and Charles have been successfully blocking their presence so far, so back to the drawing board for them). The duo love getting raunchy with each other to relieve themselves of all stress and anger accumulated from failed possessions and sex dreams. Most of the times they go fast and hard but sometimes they take it slow and savour it all.

Speaking of cambions, the children have a hard time struggling to come to terms with their demonic side especially since they were raised along other humans in a church environment. They do get lessons on how to control their powers by none other than Heidi, daughter of the demon Gerhard Berger and Father Alain herself, one of the first few cambions in the church (her predecessors being Damon, son of Father Graham and demon Jim, and Jacques, son of Father Gilles and the demon Didier). Heidi teaches the cambion children to embrace both sides of their heritage and to not falter towards the dark side.

[yuki-shipnoda]

I'm still thinking about Kiwibird Liam and I had a funny little image in my brain about how would be fare in the water.

Yuki has to measure his brown hair body to make a customized lifejacket to make sure he doesn't sink like a stone when he goes to the beach or lake. (Liam prefers running about and digging in the sand)

Yuki makes (or orders) a customised pet lifevest for him in a striking neon yellow colour so he can see Liam in the water. He gently places the bird into the water and giggles seeing him bobbing up and down in the water. Liam kicks his clawed feet and wiggles his wing nubs, attempting to swim in the water.

When Liam gets bored, Yuki sets him off on the side, be it the shore of the lake or the beach. He lets him run and dig around to his heart's content, searching for small animals in the ground while supervised so he won't get lost and kidnapped by animal rescuers. It does make people laugh at how and why would a kiwi bird be near a large body of water...

[tobaitfishwith]

[lunaciaeinars]

【1022】A Yukierre Winter✨❄️

🍐"Last time when you tried to sleep with me… was it yesterday? "

❄️"I told you we make it secret for that one. "

[greelin]

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

[greelin]

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

[penguinotaku]

@yukiberenyi and @yuki-shipnoda

Guillaume de Vries way of venting out his frustration about the whole Hugo and Roxanne situation

[yuki-shipnoda]

This all started over a family fight during dinner, where Hugo brought over his girlfriend, Roxanne, the daughter of Liam and Jack. This itself already spells the problem out, as Yuki hasn't moved on from the Red Bull seat drama, where Liam gets to stay in the sport while Yuki had to be kicked out de facto, which explains why Yuki and Pierre were not pleased. They were already upset got pregnant out of wedlock by one of his teammates (the exact one, he couldn't remember clearly, he was drunk out of his mind after all), now their only son is in love with the child of the enemy. What fun /s

Guillaume and Erika could only apologise to the couple about Yuki, Pierre, and Naomi's behaviour, letting them leave to Liam and Jack's instead before the fight got worse (Spoilers: It did, and it was not good).

Out of pure, unfiltered rage, Guillaume puts his whole body and soul into destroying the big bar of chocolate into smaller, meltable sizes; the power of his anger may have put fear into his employees' eyes...

[emophase20]

is it just me or does this make them look like a couple

[yuki-shipnoda]

Whether as a normal mpreg babu or as lil naga baby, Guillaume de Vries fell in love with chocolate from a young age.

It all started during a winter break vacation when Gil receives a hot cup of cocoa from his Bapak.

It just expanded from out there with him enrolling into culinary school, gaining apprenticeship in Racing Chocolates and learning from Amaury Guichon.

His signature chocolate is dark chocolate incorporating a mix of Indonesian spices in the form of Friesland hearts.

Guillaume every waking hour of his life:

Nyck bought Gill a cup of hot chocolate from the lodge during a ski trip the family went to for their Christmas holiday to warm him up, and the little man was captivated by the bittersweet & creamy taste, knowing what his life's purpose was.

He starts experimenting with different fruits in a variety of chocolate types, trying to find the perfect pairing between sweet chocolates and sour tropical fruits.

When he gets older, he enrolls to culinary school to hone his skills and craft, and evetually becomes a chocolatier in his own right. He eventually sets up shop and makes a name of his own, incorporating Indonesian spices (mainly cinnamon, black pepper, cloves, star anise, nutmeg) and putting them into his chocolate products. It's a hit with the patrons and the most sought after products are his spiced hot chocolate and biscuits (it's like a bittersweet speculaas!)

He also provides chocolates to nearby restaurants for their dessert line (cakes & ice cream to name a few), but especially to Yuki's restaurant, where a sweetheart of his works at... 👀

[yuki-shipnoda]

Toshiki swings by back to his Hokkaido home and takes up game hunting to supplement his diet with wild animal blood along with human. He scopes out prey in his crow form to set up ambushes and traps and tracking where they are in the wild.

The hunting oji-sans are very happy that someone young and handsome wants to learn from them and Toshiki learns how to process freshly killed carcasses of nuisance boar, deer and bear (after helping himself to the numerous ticks glutted on blood).

They don't mind that he can haul multiple animal bodies like they're shopping bags and can wrestle an angry boar into submission and deliver the killing bite.

He picks out the best cuts for Yuki to cook and saves the blood for the Vampire Yurem.

Toshiki takes pride in his work hunting with the old men and them teaching him the quickest ways to kill the animals and how to skin them. Toshiki owns a variety of weapons such as guns of multiple calibers, crossbows, and bear traps. Toshiki hunts in his wolf form too but does that at night. Many passerbys talk of the presence of a wolf with glowing red eyes...

Of course, Toshiki and the Yurem feed on the bloods of the animals but the flesh & offal are given to their human companions. The skins and bones have been reused for other purposes, like a rug, or simply as a hunting trophy hanging on the wall.

[yuki-shipnoda]

what are your thoughts on caryuki?

Hmm I never really considered it an option... But I see the vision. Two massive foodies who are goofballs. Carlos would love to take Yuki to his burger spot, cycling from duck til dawn, and bring him rallying with his dad. The Sainz would open their arms for him and make him family. Yuki would take Carlos around Milan and they'd be fashionistas together. I love it, give me 20 more.

[yuki-tsunodas]

yuki tsunoda's helmet, formula one las vegas grand prix, 2025 source

[yuki-shipnoda]

Happy Yukierre Day once again! Now on this special day, the parallel universes are all being smushed into each other, converging on Driver Pierre and Driver Yuki. All of the Yukis from those universes somehow end up in either the Alpine or Red Bull/ Racing Bulls hospitality kitchens

There's a little shima enaga Yuki pecking at the bread, a vampire Yuki trying to suck blood from the Red Bull employees that still support Horner and Marko, succubus Yuki trying to seduce Pierre, a werewolf Yuki as a Japanese Spitz playing with Simba, Chef Yuki waving a red hot pan, snake spirit Yuki gobbling up eggs.

I call it Too Many Yukis in the Kitchen

Pierre: WHAT PORTALS WERE OPENED LAST NIGHT???

You know the MLP episode where Pinkie Pie clones herself? This is the same plot.

Driver Pierre has to wrangle all the Yukis (with his universe's Yuki obviously) and try to make sure they stay under his vigilance (it fails but they keep herding them in anyway).

Pierre tries to ring up several physicists to ask them to open thr portals again so it won't fuck with their timelines and cause a massive butterfly effect that may or may not have a huge impact to all of them...

[kiscryu]

“Did you dream about me last night?”😭😭😭😭😭

Source: instagram.com

[simpnation0699]

Yukiam car trip

Based on the song "Like Real People Do" by Hoizer

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Soft hums of the radio echoes through the car, Yuki looking out the window watching the countryside breeze past him. He never heard of the song that played on the speaker before, but it sounded like something Liam would have on his playlist.

"I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new." He sang as his focus was on the road, keeping his truck between the lines. His fingers drums a beat, following the songs tempo.

Yuki turns his head to the boy next to him, his eyes following the boys profile as if it was for the first time. Liam was attractive, the edge of his face soft with a small amount of freckles, enough for Yuki to want to lean and touch. He doesn't thought.

Yuki then focuses his gaze at Liam's hair, spikey like a hedgehog with a mix between brunet and blond strands, other parts looking dirty blond. Yuki convinced Liam bleaches it sometimes. He remembered when they were younger, during their formula reginal days, Liam had brown hair, nothing near blond. Yuki didn't think about it for long as he was distracted by something else

It was unfair how good of a singer Liam is compared to Yuki. If Liam wasn't an F1 driver he could actually make a career making music.

Lost in thought, Yuki didn't realize Liam was staring right back at him, a brow raised.

"Yuki?" Liam's voice snapped the raven hair boy back to the present.

"Hm?" He sits up immediately and turn his gaze to the road, heat began to invade his ears.

Liam bit back a smile, eyes on the road again, "you were staring." He said with amusement, enjoying the sight of Yuki being flustered.

"I was not-" he grumbles, "I was just- why are we listening to this song anyways?" He said, changing the subject.

Liam looks at Yuki for a moment, then back on the road, "Hoizer? Why are we listening to Hoizer?" He asked dumfounded, both of his brows rising, "He's only one of the best artist in this generation."

"Eh-" Yuki waves his hand in a so-so motion.

Liam's lips parted in shock, "You did not just- you did not just say that in front of me?" He said, "You don't like Hoizer?"

Yuki shrugs, "I don't listen to him, but so far-" he gave a face which made Liam's already judgement face grow.

Liam shook his head in disbelief, "I'm convinced your deaf." He announces, pulling out his phone to switch a song, Yuki assuming to another Hoizer song.

"Can you put on Adele or something?"

"No."

The other song came to a halt as another began to play. This one was different, a softer pace than the last. A sound of a guitar hummed from the speakers

I had a thought, dear. However scary about that night.

The blond began singing again, softer so Yuki can hear the song better. Yuki listens, hearing the words.

Before those hands pulled me from the earth?

Yuki looks back at Liam, the soft hue of the sun making him more angelic then usual.

I will not ask you where you came from. I will not ask you, neither should you

"Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips. We should just kiss like real people do." Liam sang, looking straight into Yuki's eyes, mocha meeting a blue hazel.

It was a soft moment as the song played, unspoken feelings swirls. This moment couldn't be forever as the song came to an end, another one playing.

"What was that one called?" Yuki found himself asking, tilting his head like a kitten would.

The sight alone made Liam cheeks flush, "Like Real People Do." He mumbled softly.

Yuki gave a nod, saving it for later so he can add it to his playlist later.

They fell into an iry silence, neither of them speaking as the melody of whatever song plays as background. There was an obvious tension that circled between them. There's been tension, raw and unspoken. It was something more than they'll ever understand. Maybe they do understand, if they do they don't dwell on it, don't think about it.

They rolled to a halt for a stop sign. Yuki was the first to speak, "Why did you pick that one?" He asks, looking at the boy.

Liam's eyes met Yuki's, if you look closely you can see the blond's puples dilate. His gaze accidentally drifts slightly down before snapping back up, "No reason." He said, realizing the action he just did and quickly turns away, his face turning a bright shade of red.

The truck felt oddly hot to Liam, maybe he shouldn't have worn a long sleeve, stupid Liam stupi-

He was dragged out of his thoughts as he felt a tug from his sleeve. He quickly looks down to see Yuki's small fingers tug at the seams of Liam's shirt, his eyes looking out the window as Liam notices the boys ears heat.

From the outside no one would notice, no one would notice this small action. But Liam does, Liam notices. Liam always notices.

"We could be real people." Yuki mumbled, so quiet Liam barely heard him.

"Yea.. we could." He added, just as soft. His hand shifts off the wheel and closer to Yuki, "We could do something for ourselves for a change."

"We could." Yuki said, his hand gliding down from Liam's sleeve to his knuckles, brushing the skin softly with his thumb.

They could. They wanted to. But they can't, not in the world they live in. Their reality is surrounded by constant cameras and judgement, no time for themselves without someone pushing into their personal lives, shoving a camera in their faces.

Maybe one day, when they're retired and their racing days are behind them, they can discover what this was.

But for now they stay like this. They stay in this unspoken tension, music still humming, their fingers linked together.

One day they will dwell on this, but today wasn't that day.

[yuki-shipnoda]

Bit of a belated addition to the Succubus AU.

God finds that Horner AKA Satan has disappointed him for the last time and sends the King of Hell and Father of Demons into the deepest pits of Hell.

Then he appears in Father Mekies dreams and appoints him temporary head of Hell until God figures out how to run it and takes custody of the demons and makes them cough out the bits of souls that they took and return them back to their respective humans

Mekies is a bit shocked that he's been having these dreams of God dragging him into hell. When he wakes up, it turns out he was really in hell! The sheer irony of a priest stuck in the underworld...

Anyways, he gets to work giving hard back blows to forcibly get the demon henchmen to cough out the souls and handing out apology letters to every soul he returns as we speak.

What he also does is a mass reorganisation of hell and fixing every single problem Horner had caused to the underworld and the human world. This also includes telling the succubi off to cut slack on the poor priests in the church (looking at you Yuki and Liam...) and stop pestering them.

In case you were wondering about Max, he's sent to the deepest pits of hell along with Horner. Not even Dante & Virgil would wanna visit where they're going...