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i swear we are funny sometimes. no homophobes or terfs!RAID KILLS! user 1 and user 2 run this acc

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elf is the only tolerable christmas movie

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this is so me

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hey guys quick update: losing it

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mirrors x i know the end

genuinely having a mental breakdown

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i want to feel the excitement a white gay millennial man must’ve felt when he first listened to rain on me

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my mom: why don’t you go on a walk! the sunshine is good for you!

me, foaming at the mouth because i’ve contracted rabies: FJAHSLDLDKFLFLLF

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i want to have the same intellectual compass of someone who believes that the earth is flat. or that COVID-19 is a 1984 esque way to test the waters of mass control of the people. how simple is it to be so independent and freethinking. if only i weren’t one of the drones.

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since our recent posts have not been recieving any notes, i have concluded that we are, in fact, no longer funny.

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tadpoles are just frogs in sperm cosplay if you really think about it

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people are saying that they are losing their minds during this self isolation shit but we still have solitary confinement.

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chick-fil-a : homophobia never tasted so good

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please like this like our lives depend on it

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chick-fil-a : homophobia never tasted so good

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where’s the insensitive category on disney plus? i want to watch pocahontas!

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little women but every flashback has a little wavy effect before starting

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RIP me and my brother’s Miranda Cosgrove shrine. It was good while it lasted.

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i miss you everyday ❤️

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