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Purnell | NJ | 26 | Pan | Stablehand

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[captain-snark]

 They look like someone completely smashed described a bear to another completely smashed sketch artist who had no idea what a bear was.

Also, I dig the one that has his sun glasses around his neck

[tabitha1917]

[amishsicario]

the BBC actually banned this part of the episode in the UK for 17 years

[wanderlog]

[drxgonfly]

[a-joyfuljourney]

[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

‘I yeet the elf into the trash pit’

-Our dragonborn sorcerer about to throw the healer over a battle

[theweirdwideweb]

[twobigears]

80 degrees yesterday, 25 degrees and snowy today. Because Colorado.

[somecutething]

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

C’MON GUYS

[afacelesschampion]

The Kidz Bop cover of Old Town Road will break you.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Kids Bop what is you doin?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“What do I roll for Hydrofluoric Piss?”

-Me, a toxin excreting character getting revenge after getting jabbed in the dingaling by a cactus. Unfortunately the cactus won because another player used a literal wish to resurrect the cactus. 😭

[thoodleoo]

paris about to shoot achilles in his one weak spot with the guidance of the god apollo: vibe check

[bogleech]

I couldn’t even pick the funniest sequence from this episode. This is basically its entire plot and it’s gold.

[silvaris]

[fuks]

[wolfspaw]