WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

28 he/they/any

[yunggrimace]

[kushblazer666]

[segamascott]

[sistertaxon]

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

[charlesoberonn]

[segamascott]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He heard you all calling him bald so he got a toupée

[rickybabyboy]

it looks nice!

[rickybabyboy]

couldnt even tell it was a to pay!

[mayothompson]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[segamascott]

[codwaw-deactivated20231116]

[eruhamster]

[eruhamster]

i still can't stop thinking about this

[dw]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

[kattobingu-deactivated20140128]

kaiba made it real weird real fast but yami kept him in line

[kattobingu-deactivated20140128]

im glad this post is getting notes because it still makes me laugh

[fitzefitcher]

“kaiba my friends were kidnapped what the fuck bruh”

[achievement-hunter]

[xelbleedsglitter]

Kaiba is living alone in his own separate more intensely anime universe than everyone else

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[b4rfbrain]

on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[funny-tik-toks]

[brightlotusmoon]