sheep in wolf’s clothes

24 • they/she

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[officialcheesecakefactory]

still strapped to the hospital bed, waiting for a seizure. they stopped all my meds at this point. i cannot poop in peace.

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[dogpuppy]

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[tevian-art]

Two ducks in watercolour 🪿

[officialcheesecakefactory]

you'll never believe it but being strapped to a hospital bed waiting to have a seizure is getting kinda boring

[willabee]

stop drawing willabee only

[taiwanesekid05]

[rickybabyboy]

trans is delicious

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on a cat tower lightly biting a trans pride flag

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[pissvortex]

Elon Musk personally stepped in to unban the guys who posted pictures of my address and the inside of my apartment and then permanently banned my account for making a gay for pay joke yeah alright whatever man

[pissvortex]

This was the joke for the record

[pissvortex]

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone