My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me
there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake
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My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me
there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake
still strapped to the hospital bed, waiting for a seizure. they stopped all my meds at this point. i cannot poop in peace.
not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing
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I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better
this is huge… a three chair event
Two ducks in watercolour 🪿
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trans is delicious
ID: Orange and white tabby laying on a cat tower lightly biting a trans pride flag
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Elon Musk personally stepped in to unban the guys who posted pictures of my address and the inside of my apartment and then permanently banned my account for making a gay for pay joke yeah alright whatever man
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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
AMENDED
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