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bundle of fun

[pettycentral]

[ladymalchav-archive]

[literallysame]

YAAAAASSSSSS GRANDMA YAAAAASSSSSSSSS

A true ballroom legend. 

[jackafz]

FUCK

[gemini]

my fucking nose is running

[jorgekupo]

I SPIT MY WATER OUT OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[yungmothra]

bringing this back again

[shehashadit]

YAAAASSSS KWEENS YAAAAASSSSS!!!! Wheeww come on Auntie Azalea, shaking things up for #WCW ( Weave Change Wednesday) by letting that shondalascalp breathe and slaying all those orthopedic KWEENS of Shady Pines with this short and sassy N'Sync Ursula do!!! YAAAAASSSSSS!!! I LIVEEE!!!!! And Kiesha gurrllll, you KNOW, nothing blesses my spirit, more than seeing one of our legendary sisters of the night, serve a look, a fully beat face and a metro card to go see her man! EyyyGlory!!! #yaaaassssmother #wonthedoit #weavechangewednesday #everybodyaintable #ursula #biggestloserdisneyedition #makeoverepisode #newyou #newdo #slimmeddowntowearthecrown #lookoutmissariel #smokeyeyes #sensibleflirtylip #reversefrostedtips #ohhshelltakeyoman #doublejointedandelderly #lifegoals #comeonjazzercize #shehashadit #obsessed #shadypinesma #shadyshadyshady #yallprayforme #happylatewednesday #ps #impostingeverydaynow #getintoit (at She Has Had It)

[kamalahq]

[cobie-smulders]

[rlyhigh]

omg…

[allaboutschool]

me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

[alpacalypse]

gorillas just being gal pals. not gay! just gorilla gal pals

[bogleech]

Russel’s in denial cause like he was JUST working up the nerve to finally tell one of those gorillas that he’s been in love with her since high school

[dundrmifflin]

[100493503004422]

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

[hummingbird-hooligan]

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

[100493503004422]

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

[yungmothra]

lady gaga: ***breathes***

lil monster: This means something on a much deeper and intellectual level than most people want to give Lady Gaga credit for. The inhale of oxygen represents her bringing new life, a new sound, a new generation of oxygen particles represents Lady Gaga opening the door to new experiences and creative energy. The inhale is a performance art and a parody of a societal inability to open new passages of creativity. But then....the exhale. Gaga releasing of carbon dioxide is a commentary on all the waste of creative juices within the realm of society and the aspect of media culture not giving artists the inability to shed a new skin and transcend new heights. Art pop.

[jonwithabullet-deactivated20190]

[mustgopro-deactivated20141108]

[muchlikenoun]

These hoes got no standard, wtf giving head in a camry damnn

[mustgopro-deactivated20141108]

Not a ho, thats my girl Lil man. Its not a Camry dumbass its a Prius.

[sckflthybstrd]

younggigs

1st off I’m not a ho just cus I wana suck up my man while he drives. 2ndly he’s driving a hybrid which saves him money on gas & is good for the environment. Overall U complaining bout the type of car but U probably walking with no hos or gf lol at U

[h0odrich]

OMG TAG TEAM #CLAPBACK

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

DRAG HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psyducked]

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

[meanplastic]

[ladygagarbage-deactivated201409]

when you masturbate twice on the same day

[metalqueersalad]

When you finger yourself while masturbating

[bikinipowerbottom]

when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

I will never not reblog this

[loki-cat2]

[yungmothra]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[desiree-duprees-festive-titty-d]

reblog if u can remember the exact emotins that ran thru u when she walked out in this

[venusiansecretion]

#the feeling of ‘mutha wtf but slay a bit yas’