ur grounded

the delivery person rings my doorbell and im lyin on my back by the door makin em push the pasta thru the mail slot penne by penne in2 my mouth

[yuormom]

sleepin w a lil gun under ur pillow is out i got my single pillow placed delicately on an m16

[yuormom]

my back hurts

[unclefather]

[quillandlantern]

Playing any game in the Bioshock triology: you now have an emotional attachment to this surrogate daughter

me: I thought this was a dieselpunk shooter

Bioshock: do u promise to love her

me: I don't think I'm your target demographic

Bioshock: YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me:

[3frogs]

[puthy]

[yuormom]

i got caramelldansen stuck in my head :/

[yuormom]

i didnt get cut off this time im just sayin. hu

[yuormom]

hu

[yuormom]

@2twopiid im good n im also done experimentin w mobile firefox lmao

[yuormom]

wht is this house of leaves

[yuormom]

HOUSE. MY HOUSE

[yuormom]

AGAIN?????

[yuormom]

[bleeding out on the floor from a piece of lego lodged in my chest] [all th kitty litter is soaking up the blood perfectly though]

[yuormom]

i think i could probs walk on lego p well since i already constantly walk barefoot on the ocean of kitty litter sprinkled thru my

[yuormom]

blocking every corporate acct on twt that dares 2 put ads on my tl stops bein funny when i gotta block @crashbandicoot

[yuormom]

spinach keeps tryin 2 push his full food bowl down the stairs

[yuormom]

good morning 2 ppl w ibs