so yeah

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[fursonas]

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[teathattast]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[knightwithakay]

today is. extremely bad. but TOMORROW. I get to play with a giant sword that is on fire

[knightwithakay]

live footage of the moment during the demo I paused and went "THIS IS SO COOL"

[pukicho]

Im hopelessly in love with someone I’m not physically attracted to

I don’t give a fuck

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[animentality]

[thefugitivesaint]

Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914 Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.

[grammarpedant]

It is an hundred years hence now. Go open your doors.

[catchymemes]