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Need sis to get really fucking pissed off at me for being a depressed mess all day that never does anything and never hangs out with her. Need her to start abusing me more and more til we are outright physically fighting eachother. Getting so exhausted from wrestling we pass out next to eachother in bed. Wake up and start pinching eachother, guilting eachother, utterly rancid vibes. Make out and don't address the implications.
My sister is such a piece of shit fucking lose. Lose. Sis. Man. Ugly Man. Who Is Androphobic. I hope you Die. I want you to Lose.
Woke little sister, flushed and in between heavy breaths: "we should be doing this. It's perfectly fine. Incest taboos are based in eugenics."
katie continuing to experience torment reserved for the greek king sisyphus
all you do is stroke my ego
i'm such a loser i'm too rapeable to be raped
my sister is not funny or deep. i still have to be there for her and provide for her and care for her despite the fact that she is not funny or deep. no, because of the fact that she is not funny or deep. i feel the heat emanating from my fingers.
im so so fucking pissed off at my sister, she makes endless problems for me, maybe maybeiif shes wasnt such a bitch,i would want tohave so much sex with her. ,mabebe. maybe. but,,, reallly, i dont, caatually. actually. i really dont like her. the problem with her is that she is..... too different to me .. abnd i don't like her. so really there is no issue at all. however i must continue to hang around with her because i am a devious person with a bad past and this is the best that i can muster... besides.. if i keep going, maybe she will change and be exactly who i want her to be.. also, i really don't like her, no matter what. i know this is a ruse and a distraction, why did i even say it? pish posh. a terrible post. really, i hate my sister, for the simple reason that she sucks, and isn't good enough, and i am better than her, and will far surpass her in no time at all. she's actually a burden to be around. she doesn't really challenge me in any way whatsoever. so yeah. i am very passionate about her, but , who is to say that it is not simply in the most neurotic and terrible ways? so i will continue to e-date her and study her, but in this most toxic, stomach wrenching way, where really i am quite certain things are on the way out and i'm just clinging onto something really bad with her. but, i am being very attentive to my philosophical aims, very impelled by exigence, so it is with that that i swallow this bitter medicine and continue to reluctantly date my sister, but at the same time, feel that i am pushing her away with my constant catastrophising and demands for comfort in the face of it. a part of me says that she will love me, she will love to have known me, for my epic fame that i showed her, even after i leave her in the dust. so i think that will be enough. and maybe, if i go on about this enough, she will find a way to perfectly see through me and rape me on the perfect fault line of my ego, the one that raptures all of this. if she doesn't though, she is still just a bitch, and then it's my job to do that to her, and that'll never work, and we'll be in an unhappy marriage. i hate her, i hate every moment with her. i'm just kidding, i'm just saying that. that's an easy thing to say. it really gets very easy to say things like that. but anyway. i practice wu-wei, so i'm actually being very careful and ethical about dating my sister. i think this will be... oh god i feel very nauseous all of a sudden... fine.. and that... that it ... ugh i feel like a train is about to hit me... that it is fine....and that.... that i simply enjoy the moment itself. i sort of feel like that guy in the movie sunrise who got insane from looking at the sun. i feel like this is a very self aggrandising note to leave things on so i just wanted to say that nothing matters. i'm not sure what there even is to possibly tell a good story. all of it is so white and dinosaury, every notion of romance that i know. i can feel my sister looking at this and smiling upon me, and, another part of me that, would use that against her, that would shame her, and think she is very fucked up in the head, and in fact using me, if she would even dare to enjoy a post like this. and i really think that, i really do, because this is a very bad post. i fancy myself like dostoevsky. dostoevsky is a total fucking wanker, and i love to wank as well. i think we could relate most especially on this. i wouldn't even feel comfortable masturbating around my sister because i masturbate in the most chuddy fucking way it's embarassing. i should break up with her but that's basically suicide. okay, not really. not really. i'm just blowing this out of proportion. to make some kind of funny point. or something. i'm sort of pissing at this point. besides, i've done worse before in regards to masturbation, sure, i'll do it ag-ugh. i feel sick in the stomach again. but still. gathering my strengths together like superman . ughhh.. i will masturbate around her again. yes. oh wait, i'm doing that thing where i like, guilt her about my fears again. whatever.
but anyway, to continue my point. i'm just not sure that i'd like her strung up and bleeding, you know? she just isn't very interesting? who's to say that she isn't just another puppet i created? what, really, can my sister do for me? and this, this notion, is so full of urine, and so backwards. how could i say that my sister isn't interesting!? obviously, she must be interesting. but now all that comes to mind is a slab of meat. perhaps she's interesting in the way that a slab of meat is interesting. i think if i locked her in a room she'd lash out and try to kill me. i mean,i think, if i,, if i tied her up in a bed next to me, she'd lash out and try to kill me. i thought that was very scary and i don't want that, but i just realised that that's exa-oh god i feel like I'm going to fucking PUKE. but. i've just. realised. that that's exactly what I want. ugh oh godf. this is so sickening. and. i. woudln.t accept. anything, less. Fuck. ughh wow. That hurts so fucking bad. What. It's supposed to be fun. but look, you, reading this, right now, you should slut over me. please slut over me. i am just kidding. i am so done with all of this pornographying everything with eachother. maybe it SHOULD feel like i'm going to puke. i keep having these thoughts, like, the lot of you aren't serious enough. and i think that's a very self aggrandising thought sure but. look, my sister, obviously, clearly, just wants to live in oh so cute land where nothing is wrong and she's perfect. yeah. i know it. i can tell,. and i'm like that too. so.. i should---ugghh.. barfy feeling again... JUST break up with her, right!?!?!? i clearly need to gather myself because this is just, impetous, it's toxic, i'm saying things that,,, i don't even really believe,,, but i'm nothing, i've got nothing, i'm too weak and i'm too strong and i'm a fascist. this post is REALLY bad it's so bad it's sickening me it's a gross little fucking hippie candle fucking aerating in my face and it's really bad.
im so so fucking pissed off at my sister, she makes endless problems for me, maybe maybeiif shes wasnt such a bitch,i would want tohave so much sex with her. ,mabebe. maybe. but,,, reallly, i dont, caatually. actually. i really dont like her. the problem with her is that she is..... too different to me .. abnd i don't like her. so really there is no issue at all. however i must continue to hang around with her because i am a devious person with a bad past and this is the best that i can muster... besides.. if i keep going, maybe she will change and be exactly who i want her to be.. also, i really don't like her, no matter what. i know this is a ruse and a distraction, why did i even say it? pish posh. a terrible post. really, i hate my sister, for the simple reason that she sucks, and isn't good enough, and i am better than her, and will far surpass her in no time at all. she's actually a burden to be around. she doesn't really challenge me in any way whatsoever. so yeah. i am very passionate about her, but , who is to say that it is not simply in the most neurotic and terrible ways? so i will continue to e-date her and study her, but in this most toxic, stomach wrenching way, where really i am quite certain things are on the way out and i'm just clinging onto something really bad with her. but, i am being very attentive to my philosophical aims, very impelled by exigence, so it is with that that i swallow this bitter medicine and continue to reluctantly date my sister, but at the same time, feel that i am pushing her away with my constant catastrophising and demands for comfort in the face of it. a part of me says that she will love me, she will love to have known me, for my epic fame that i showed her, even after i leave her in the dust. so i think that will be enough. and maybe, if i go on about this enough, she will find a way to perfectly see through me and rape me on the perfect fault line of my ego, the one that raptures all of this. if she doesn't though, she is still just a bitch, and then it's my job to do that to her, and that'll never work, and we'll be in an unhappy marriage. i hate her, i hate every moment with her. i'm just kidding, i'm just saying that. that's an easy thing to say. it really gets very easy to say things like that. but anyway. i practice wu-wei, so i'm actually being very careful and ethical about dating my sister. i think this will be... oh god i feel very nauseous all of a sudden... fine.. and that... that it ... ugh i feel like a train is about to hit me... that it is fine....and that.... that i simply enjoy the moment itself. i sort of feel like that guy in the movie sunrise who got insane from looking at the sun. i feel like this is a very self aggrandising note to leave things on so i just wanted to say that nothing matters. i'm not sure what there even is to possibly tell a good story. all of it is so white and dinosaury, every notion of romance that i know. i can feel my sister looking at this and smiling upon me, and, another part of me that, would use that against her, that would shame her, and think she is very fucked up in the head, and in fact using me, if she would even dare to enjoy a post like this. and i really think that, i really do, because this is a very bad post. i fancy myself like dostoevsky. dostoevsky is a total fucking wanker, and i love to wank as well. i think we could relate most especially on this. i wouldn't even feel comfortable masturbating around my sister because i masturbate in the most chuddy fucking way it's embarassing. i should break up with her but that's basically suicide. okay, not really. not really. i'm just blowing this out of proportion. to make some kind of funny point. or something. i'm sort of pissing at this point. besides, i've done worse before in regards to masturbation, sure, i'll do it ag-ugh. i feel sick in the stomach again. but still. gathering my strengths together like superman . ughhh.. i will masturbate around her again. yes. oh wait, i'm doing that thing where i like, guilt her about my fears again. whatever.
my sister is a horrible fucking muppet and she tries to steal all my time and make me be her girlfriend and i wont fucking stand for it because im a big strong fucking man and ill pinch her and pinch her til im ill and pitiable and then she'll dote on me i'll be so ill on my deathbed and she'lll be alll over me slobbering me up and i'll be like ohhh ohhh sister please the remnants the remnants of our past sister where do they leave us and i will fucking win at this point she can't even leave she'll look bad and i get to drown her in my sorrows and i fucking win
Pinch me or I'll beat you to a pulp.
fine.. ........... ugh.... mum.... helpppp......
my sister has the absolute gall and audacity to not kidnap me right now this second.... oh wait... i need to be alone...oh wait... why am i not imprisoned with her right now.... oh wait.. i need to be alone... oh wait.... AUGHHHHHHHHJJ
Realest post fucking ever
"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.
i am your favourite girl
