I want to complain for a little bit but I can't be bothered to make a video about it lol.
The European part of my AU is so annoying to make. Alexander (Papyrus) didn't interact with continental Europe so he's removed from this situation but he is important for Egypt and especially for Cleopatra (Frisk) because in history the city Alexander founded in Egypt which he named Alexandria (there's loads of Alexandria's by the way lol) was where Cleopatra grew up and became the educated woman we know Cleopatra to be. But that's trivial compared to continental Europe.
The real problem is Rome. Because they're Rome. I'll start with good old Scipio (Asriel). I still want Asriel to be the son of Asgore and Toriel. Asgore is Genghis Khan, Toriel is Catherine the great. Genghis (Asgore) rose to prominence a MILLENIUM after Scipio (Asriel) and Catherine's (Toriel) story was TWO MILLENIUMS after Scipio's (Asriel) story.
If you know about Catherine the Great's story, you'll know her mother wanted her to get married to a rich and powerful person. So I'll probably just use that to have Toriel be part of Asgore's harem and conceived a child but since they couldn't leverage political control with that. The child was sold to Rome or whatever. I don't know. I'm pulling a lot of strings here.
Next is good ol' Caesar (Gaster) . Caesar (Gaster) conquered Gaul... which is geographically modern day France. Which is a problem because I have Napoleon (Sans) here as well... I could just have Napoleonic France be the "continuation" of the Roman Republic after the West collapse. But here's the problem with that... I want everyone to be around the same age with at most half a century age difference between the youngest and oldest.
I also want to replicate the Corsican nationalism and Anti-French sentiments Napoleon had in his early years. To do that I can potentially have Sans be born before the first Punic war. This would technically make him Carthaginian and when Rome annexed his home, Sans would have anti-roman sentiments.
But that's not perfect. Napoleon is the emperor of FRANCE. Sans needs to rise in France. Which means the lands Caesar conquered needs to fall. The Germanic tribe of the Franks needs to lay the groundworks for modern France. Charlemagne who isn't present in this AU needs to be establish his empire which splits between West Francia (France) and East Francia (Germany).
(Admittedly, Charlemagne is easier to implement in this AUs history than Napoleon but he isn't known to put his hand in his pockets nor did people call him short)
That little conquering Caesar (Gaster) did to Gaul makes Napoleon (Sans) story complicated. Linguisticly as well because the word Kaiser and Tsar came from Caesar's name. Catherine (Toriel) is a Tsar. Now I know that I could prevent this by just having them live in their time period. But where's the fun in that? And also at that point, I'd just be copy pasting a history book and changing the names.
Empress Theodora (Muffet) herself isn't very hard to do. However, the Byzantine empire? Now that's difficult. Just to list off a few things that I somehow need to condense.
Augustus Caesar becoming an Emperor.
Emperor Constantine legalizing Christianity which was the main religion of the Byzantine empire.
West Rome and East Rome (byzantine) splits.
The great schism that split up Roman Catholic Christianity and Eastern Orthodox Christianity. Catherine the Great (Toriel) was a devout Orthodox Christian and was one of the ways she endeared himself to the Russian higher ups.
There's also a lot of stuff I would need to omit purely so that the countries these historical figures ruled over doesn't change too much from the culture they cultivated when they were alive. This isn't specific the European history but something I'd have to do for every historical figure.
For example, Egypt right now is a very Muslim country. Islam didn't exist during Cleopatra's time and the general public believed in their own Egyptian religion. I would have to cut out the Islamic caliphates that were responsible in spreading the religion. So someone like Khalid ibn al-Walid is unfortunately not gonna be here.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to erase Muslim culture and history or anything like that. It's just that the sheer concept of condesning so much Historical events would need me to omit a lot of things and bs others. And the historical figures I picked were not only chosen because of their very loose similarity with an UnderTale character but also because there's potential conflict to be had between the characters.
Napoleon (Sans) and Cleopatra (Frisk) and the atrocities Napoleon committed in Cairo.
Genghis Khan (Asgore) conqueoring lands ruled by Wu Zetian (Chara)
Continental Europe with Napoleon (Sans), Caesar (Gaster) and Empres Theodora (Muffet), Catherine the Great (Toriel), Alexander the Great (Papyrus) all ruling simultaneously in their respective country.
Hell the sheer idea of having these ambitious leaders who were willing to be ruthless as a means to achieve their goal and putting them in close proximity to one another is a recipe for disaster in it for itself.
That's also one of the reasons why I didn't add someone like Shaka Zulu. Geographically, his kingdom isn't close enough with the others lol. That's my rant over. If anyone actually read this... Hope that was enjoyable lol.