Trans Vampyre

15, Libra, Adults may interact, NSFW and SFW

[robinthevampyre]

Hey there!!

Little intro post for my blog cus I wanted to make one.

FIRST THINGS!!

I’m transfem non-binary, I prefer they/them pronouns but if we’re close, I’ll accept she/her(NEVER he/him)

pronouns.cc here!!

Aroflux sapphic but ✨PLEASE DON’T HIT ON ME✨

If you would like to know, I am religious, specifically a Hellenic Pagan :3

Current Hyperfixations: Adventure Time, Resident Evil, MCR, Firearms, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, John Wick, and DC Comics/Video Games

MY ASKS ARE OPEN!!

I MAY SOMETIMES POST NSFW, HORMONES ARE HIGH SOMETIMES, THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO DM ME!!

MISOGYNISTS, TERFS, ZIONISTS, TRANSPHOBES, HOMOPHOBES, RACISTS, AND CISHET MEN DNI!!!!

Medical Tumblr Research + The Pitt fandom account alt: @robins-medical-alt

[robinthevampyre]

hey sorry if this is weird but I’ve been feeling dysphoria around having body hair so do any of y’all know good places to get laser hair removal in SoCal

[toskarin]

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

[foone]

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

[fuckinnear]

[toskarin]

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

[crowteeth]

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

[toskarin]

I would have paddled away quickly

[toskarin]

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

[demonicseries]

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

[toskarin]

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

[toskarin]

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

[slurpygunch]

you should teach them

[toskarin]

I will.

[toskarin]

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

[toskarin]

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

[toskarin]

what?? no

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

[toskarin]

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

[pink-thing-enjoyer]

How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe

Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis

[toskarin]

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

[toskarin]

I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario

[for-the-urizen]

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

[toskarin]

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Tinea pellionella genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Case-bearing clothes moth

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[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that

[turtlefordestiel]

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

[toskarin]

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

[olyrik]

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

[toskarin]

you just leave

[capitaobarba79]

[bnq]

perfect boy .

[skweebs]

[big-ender]

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[hornybutchblog]

the urge to fuck her when she talks about some nerdy shit that she loves that I don’t understand

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[womanlover444]

“i think you’ve had a little too much to drink my love, this place isn’t safe for a pretty girl like you, let me take you home”

(she just wants to be the one who gets to use you, she’s been handing you drinks all night)

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[robinthevampyre]

yk, I'm gay, but $20 is $20

[robinthevampyre]

MY VIBRATOR FUCKING DIED

DUDE

I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS

WHY TODAY

[robinthevampyre]

love girls

one of my favourite things

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a t t a tatt a at t ag ca tgt t a c a t a ca AG T A T/TATT ATT A G C TTA AG T TAT T CT T ac tt!

Closest match: Hottonia palustris genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Water Violet

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