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Asks, Fun, and Random Crap. Resurfacing after many years. She/her 28

[pestopascal]

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

[pestopascal]

ma’am…..

[havent-you-noticed-omastar]

when the npcs try to give me basic tips as if i haven’t been playing pokemon my whole gotdam life

[sparkleleech]

[30-minute-memes]

This is very true.

[stinkybrowndogs]

What do u mean u dont want 100 photos of my dog from slightly different angles

[saino-m]

[pendrawlum]

We just don’t.

[rob-pattinson]

KEIYNAN LONSDALE Travis Chantar × Slippage Magazine › 2020

[c-sand]

🤍 rest in peace dame diana rigg, thanks for owning game of thrones 🤍

[homuras]

Leon ✩ Pokémon: Twilight Wings »» Sky

[bovel]

[quasieli]

[Image Description: A tweet from @.jbrooksdev that reads “I’ve devised a new system for determining dnd classes.” Below the tweet is bi-paneled chart that reads a character class on the left and a trait on the right.

Barbarian - When driving, you change lanes before stopping at a red light because the new lane has 1 less car in it.

Fighter - You wear the same clothes two days in a row if you know that the same people won’t be seeing you.

Paladin - When shopping you pull an item to the front of the shelf to replace the one you just took.

Cleric - You go to bed at 10pm and go to sleep at 1 am.

Bard - When someone happens say the first part of song lyrics in normal conversation, you sing the rest of the lyrics out loud.

Druid - You greet every animal you see as if they were a person.

Monk - You go out to buy a protein drink because you don’t like the protein mix at home.

Ranger - You’re afraid that no one will love you as much as you love your plants.

Rogue - You reply to a text by sending several texts in a row even though a single text might have sufficed.

Sorcerer - “Where did my glasses go?” says the person with glasses on.

Warlock - Your phone screen has been cracked for over a year now.

Wizard - Has separate and distinct uses for two different pairs of scissors.

End description.]

[itsyaboybakugou]

192 chapters and this is the fuckin funniest thing Horikoshi has ever done

[his-shining-tears]

🍑

[fjordfolk]

Turns out with Eddie, as with the last scottie, the trick to getting the game tail on is to wave the sheltie at him

[unclefather]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

SCP 3008

[profsplosion]

The wording of this indicates this was two different crimes

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[kibstar]

Local dad proud of his sons!