New discovery by @here2bbtstrash and I: Min Yoongi is Ron Swanson.
Evidence:
Likes woodworking
Does not like capitalism
Knows about interior design and wainscoting
Generally aloof disposition
Does not care about the rules, makes his own
Likes food, particularly bourbon/whiskey and meat
Tired and Over IT™️
Can you guess which quote is Yoongi or which is Ron:
To be honest, I don't really care
Negative sides of capitalism
I like to tell people no to lower their enthusiasm
I see you every day, so nothing special
I personally don't like people
YOONGI IS RON SWANSON
"If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party."
“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
“Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.”
“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
“An ideal night out, to me, is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and then popping in a highlight reel from the WNBA.”
“It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.”
“Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”
“I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 minutes.”
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.”
“Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.”
