’ Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away. ’
’ But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. ’
‘ If you must steal, steal away from bad company. ’
’ If you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. ’
’ If you must cheat, cheat death. ’
’ What should we toast to? ’
’ No, I was told that you help guys get in there. ’
’ You see what I’m doing? ’
’ People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want. ’
’ This is what I’m about - power suit, power tie, power steering. ’
’ Relationships are for people who are just waiting for something better to come along. ’
’ One dance, one look, one kiss, that’s all we get. ’
’ You know, honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. ’
’ I swear I’m going out of my mind. ’
’ It’s like I want to throw myself off of every building in New York. ’
’ I see a cab and I just wanna dive in front of it. ’
’ Look, you will. Just give it time. ’
’ I mean, I’ve waited my whole life to feel this miserable. ’
’ That’s just it. I don’t want to. ’
’ So, you kinda like me, huh? ’
’ So how does it happen, great love? ’
’ Basic principles… there are none. ’
’ Did I call it or did I call it? ’
’ I mean, what did I say, six months? ’
’ God, I hate it when I’m right. ’
’ Are you kidding? Of course I’m going to run it! ’
’ Coquille St-Jacques, my ass! Death on a leaf! ’
’ Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose. ’
’ But, on the other hand, should that be your problem? ’
’ So life’s kind of hard all around. ’
’ What you got there? ’
’ I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldn’t hurt so much. ’
’ All right, come on, just… show me what you got. ’
’ What do you… what do you mean? ’
’ Just show me how you would kiss me. ’
’ Well, I… wouldn’t kiss you. ’
’ End of the night, you’re dropping me off at home. ’
’ You know, I’m really not comfortable with this… ’
’ I had such a wonderful time with you! ’
’ Yeah. How about those Knicks, huh? ’
’ See what I’m doing? ’
’ This is a signal, okay? ’
’ I’m fiddling with my keys, all right? ’
’ Don’t need no pizza. They got plenty of food there. ’
’ Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! ’
’ Now what am I doing? I’m makin a pizza! ’
’ I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time? ’
’ I’m not a cynic, I’m a realist! ’
’ Spoken like a true cynic. ’
’ I’m like a vault baby, locked down! ’
’ Heard of Michelangelo? Heard of the Sistine Chapel? ’
’ So you’re saying you can make this work? ’
’ Let’s go paint that ceiling. ’
’ It’s your job not to mess it up. ’
’ I need you to wrap your head around this. ’ ’ There is more to life than to watch other people live it. ’
’ Because thats what people do… they leap and hope to God they can fly! ’
’ No, love is your job! ’
’ Love is my life. ’
’ Well, you really did your homework. ’
’ How did you know all that stuff about me? ’
’ That was all you, right? ’
’ So, wait… that stuff worked for you? ’
’ Jesus. Oh my God, look at you! ’
’ You don’t remember me, do you? ’
’ Wow! God, what’s it been, like ten… twelve years? ’
’ I’m good. I’m… I’m just good. ’
’ Do you live around here? ’
’ You’re all about the short game. ’
’ I was just talking about pool, but whatever. ’
’ Now I’m very happy for you. It’s just not for everybody. ’
’ You need to listen to me, man. I’m serious. ’
’ I don’t know, it’s kind of ridiculous and vaguely pathetic. ’
’ Yeah I see what you’re saying. That’s pathetic. ’
’ I know you prefer it, but that’s not the point. ’
’ Like me? Is that what you were gonna say? ’
’ Okay, okay. How much will it cost me to stay out of this? ’
’ I don’t want money. I want a name. ’
’ All this for a lousy lay. ’
’ Wow. I don’t believe this. That’s your source? ’
’ You’re a scam artist. ’
’ I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. ’
’ I just know that I want to be… miserable. ’
’ That was shockingly awful. What is the objective? ’
’ I couldn’t help but notice… you look a lot like my next girl/boyfriend. ’
’ Aww, you can’t get them to stop? ’
’ Are you always so shut down and afraid? ’
’ Sorry, I’m late, honey, I couldn’t get a cab. ’
’ Well, there was a beginning, a middle… and an end. ’
’ In case you didn’t go to high school, hitting is a good thing. ’
’ So what does that make you? The devil? ’
’ That man/woman would have sold his soul to make you happy. ’
’ Other than that, how was it? ’