ā Life is not the amount of breaths you take, itās the moments that take your breath away. ā
ā But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. ā
āĀ If you must steal, steal away from bad company.Ā ā
ā If you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. ā
ā If you must cheat, cheat death. ā
ā What should we toast to? ā
ā No, I was told that you help guys get in there. ā
ā You see what Iām doing?Ā ā
ā People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want. ā
ā This is what Iām about - power suit, power tie, power steering. ā
ā Relationships are for people who are just waiting for something better to come along. ā
ā One dance, one look, one kiss, thatās all we get. ā
ā You know, honestly, I never knew I could feel like this.Ā ā
ā I swear Iām going out of my mind. ā
ā Itās like I want to throw myself off of every building in New York.Ā ā
ā I see a cab and I just wanna dive in front of it. ā
ā Look, you will. Just give it time. ā
ā I mean, Iāve waited my whole life to feel this miserable.Ā ā
ā Thatās just it. I donāt want to. ā
ā So, you kinda like me, huh? ā
ā So how does it happen, great love?Ā ā
ā Basic principles⦠there are none. ā
ā Did I call it or did I call it?Ā ā
ā I mean, what did I say, six months? ā
ā God, I hate it when Iām right.Ā ā
ā Are you kidding? Of course Iām going to run it!Ā ā
ā Coquille St-Jacques, my ass! Death on a leaf! ā
ā Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose. ā
ā But, on the other hand, should that be your problem? ā
ā So lifeās kind of hard all around. ā
ā What you got there? ā
ā I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldnāt hurt so much. ā
ā All right, come on, just⦠show me what you got. ā
ā What do you⦠what do you mean? ā
ā Just show me how you would kiss me. ā
ā Well, I⦠wouldnāt kiss you. ā
ā End of the night, youāre dropping me off at home.Ā ā
ā You know, Iām really not comfortable with this⦠ā
ā I had such a wonderful time with you! ā
ā Yeah. How about those Knicks, huh? ā
ā See what Iām doing?Ā ā
ā This is a signal, okay? ā
ā Iām fiddling with my keys, all right? ā
ā Donāt need no pizza. They got plenty of food there. ā
ā Do the Q-tip! Q-tip!Ā ā
ā Now what am I doing? Iām makin a pizza! ā
ā Iām a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time? ā
ā Iām not a cynic, Iām a realist! ā
ā Spoken like a true cynic. ā
ā Iām like a vault baby, locked down! ā
ā Heard of Michelangelo? Heard of the Sistine Chapel? ā
ā So youāre saying you can make this work? ā
ā Letās go paint that ceiling. ā
ā Itās your job not to mess it up. ā
ā I need you to wrap your head around this.Ā ā ā There is more to life than to watch other people live it. ā
ā Because thats what people do⦠they leap and hope to God they can fly! ā
ā No, love is your job! ā
ā Love is my life. ā
ā Well, you really did your homework. ā
ā How did you know all that stuff about me? ā
ā That was all you, right? ā
ā So, wait⦠that stuff worked for you? ā
ā Jesus. Oh my God, look at you! ā
ā You donāt remember me, do you? ā
ā Wow! God, whatās it been, like ten⦠twelve years? ā
ā Iām good. Iām⦠Iām just good. ā
ā Do you live around here? ā
ā Youāre all about the short game.Ā ā
ā I was just talking about pool, but whatever. ā
ā Now Iām very happy for you. Itās just not for everybody. ā
ā You need to listen to me, man. Iām serious.Ā ā
ā I donāt know, itās kind of ridiculous and vaguely pathetic. ā
ā Yeah I see what youāre saying. Thatās pathetic.Ā ā
ā I know you prefer it, but thatās not the point. ā
ā Like me? Is that what you were gonna say? ā
ā Okay, okay. How much will it cost me to stay out of this? ā
ā I donāt want money. I want a name. ā
ā All this for a lousy lay. ā
ā Wow. I donāt believe this. Thatās your source? ā
ā Youāre a scam artist.Ā ā
ā I want everybody to take a good look at this right now.Ā ā
ā I just know that I want to be⦠miserable.Ā ā
ā That was shockingly awful. What is the objective? ā
ā I couldnāt help but notice⦠you look a lot like my next girl/boyfriend. ā
ā Aww, you canāt get them to stop? ā
ā Are you always so shut down and afraid?Ā ā
ā Sorry, Iām late, honey, I couldnāt get a cab.Ā ā
ā Well, there was a beginning, a middle⦠and an end. ā
ā In case you didnāt go to high school, hitting is a good thing. ā
ā So what does that make you? The devil? ā
ā That man/woman would have sold his soul to make you happy. ā
ā Other than that, how was it? ā