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former weird girl now 32yo weird woman [tags]

[naturallystealthy]

I was known as "the weird girl" in school. Now I'm a weird woman.

That's called growth. 😌

[millielisbon]

at this point people putting a hogwarts house in their bios is a red flag

[joannerowling]

Well, only if it's Gryffindor

[teddyniffler]

Agreed, nothing against Gryffindors, but... they are really full of themselves. Instant block from this Slytherin if you have Gryffindor in your bio. In fact I'll block, then send a Dark Mark up to announce the block. Then I'll unblock them right away as Harry Potter fans are lovely people and I'm ALWAYS up for more friends.

[joannerowling]

Tss, CLASSIC Slytherin behaviour!!

[furiosa-femininst]

Are Hufflepuffs okay 🥺👉👈

[joannerowling]

What the hell is a Hufflepuff

[furiosa-femininst]

[joannerowling]

Haha it's a Very Potter Musical reference don't worry! I thought everyone would recognise it

[naturallystealthy]

op thinks you guys are being too sensitive lol

anyway... yay hufflepuff!

[naturallystealthy]

okay, tell me if i’m overthinking this BUT after reading enough Harry Potter i kept seeing a name pop up. my name.

the name of this character is spelled exactly the same as my first name!

is it a coincidence? probably????? but like of all the million combinations of letters, Rowling landed on that? is she trying to communicate with me directly??

[my-organs-were-stolen]

Okay, tell me if I’m overthinking this and/or not the first person who has said this BUT after reading enough Harry Potter fanfiction I kept seeing a name pop up. Herpo the Foul.

Who is from like Fantastic Beasts I think? Idk I blacklisted any actual Rowling books and products ages ago bc of her personality and statements.

Now like who cares about this random dark lords name right? Except Herpo, if you kinda translate the letters/shapes of the letters to Cyrillic is well… the N word. The H in Cyrillic is like an English N. The r shape/г is a g. The p is equivalent to r… you get my point.

I’m not a pro at Cyrillic or Russian or anything despite knowing the alphabet but I saw mentioned once that that word in regards to black folks isn’t a slur and is just like how they refer to black people, though please correct me if I’m wrong.

Is Herpo’s name a coincidence? Probably????? But like of all the million combinations of letters, Rowling landed on that? For a dark lord and the guy who did the first horcrux or smt? And given her history with naming characters (shacklebolt?????? Wtf???????) I really have some suspicions.

Any thoughts and speculations on this are appreciated 😭

[joannerowling]

You people really will try to see evil in JKR absolutely everywhere. It takes SECONDS to google that "Herpo" is an ancient Greek word and that it is NOT spelled like that. It means to crawl, to creep - fitting for a wizard known for his association to snakes.

Also, Shacklebolt's job is PUTTING PEOPLE IN JAIL. You guys need to give it a rest already. JKR is not racist.

[harrypotterfuryroad]

middle of the road comedy movie, 1990:

the us supreme court, 2026:

[thavron]

This has taken me literal years to finish but I thought we deserved some South Downs love.

[naturallystealthy]

Good Omens fanart that was blazed to my dash. Searched "Harry Potter" on OP's blog and this was the second result:

It's fine to be a Good Omens fan, despite the multiple accusations that Neil Gaiman is a sadistic serial rapist.

Harry Potter fans should kill themselves because JKR is snarky on Twitter.

Predictably hypocritical!

[detransition]

Gender Detransition: a path towards self-acceptance (free pdf) available in english, german, french, dutch, spanish & swedish

thinking about detransition? you are not alone

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[denmark-street]

!!!

[52stations]

never before have i seen a dvd cover actually have to explain who the actor is

[thepinkpestilence]

"decentering trans men" uhh sorry i think i slept when trans men were the center of any attention ups pls wake me up when this happens next time

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[nocountryforlesbians]

straight homophobia: all lesbians hate men and want them to die

queer homophobia: all lesbians hate trans women and want them to die

straight homophobia: lesbians should have sex with men if they use dildos

queer homophobia: lesbians should have sex with trans women if they use dildos

straight homophobia: lesbians are sex-crazed deviants

queer homophobia: lesbians are vagina-fetishists

straight homophobia: if you like butch lesbians [masculinity], why wouldn’t you just date a man?

queer homophobia: if you like butch lesbians, why wouldn’t you date a trans woman [who is feminine]?

straight homophobia: lesbians recruit minors to be homosexuals and feminists

queer homophobia: lesbians recruit minors to be homosexuals and radical feminists

straight homophobia: butch lesbians are basically men

queer homophobia: butch lesbians are basically men

[aftonfamilyvalues]

the obsession with hating harry potter is so funny. like no grown man on the internet, i dont want to watch your hour long video about how much you hate the world building of a childrens series.

[naturallystealthy]

Youtube always recommending me the wackiest Harry Potter shit:

6 hours?? good god, read another book!

and can't forget the creepy AI stuff, like wtf is this?! D:

[the-lamplighter]

Persepolis