If I was gonna kill myself, I’d just go scuba diving. There are lots of ways to die when you’re scuba diving. Your oxygen tank can break. You can get a bubble in your blood that gives you a stroke.
I know, I’m certified.
And then Jill and Tom and John are standing there at the funeral, and they’re protected. They’ll never know that you twisted the knob in the wrong direction because you wanted to.














