Zayn Malik @z-aynmalik - Tumblr Blog

h o n e s t l y, i feel like cryin’ — i’ve been anticipatin’ this for like a few months at the most & finally when i get it, it slips through my fingertips. i order this amazing pizza — extra cheese with pepperoni — & wait patiently for it. which by the way, i’m not NORMALLY a patient person so this must be a pretty big deal. so it arrives after like, fifteen minutes & i practically run to the damn door but i end up tripping & falling straight into the pizza guy’s arms ! if that wasn’t horrible enough, my pizza ends up on the floor & gets ALL over my lovely welcome mat. but the guy doesn’t apologize or offer to get a new one — all he says is, “fallin’ for me already ?”. i never shut that door so fast in my life.

z-aynmalik

I agree with you when you say you’re not a patient person so I’m surprised you waited this long for a pizza, I’m impressed with you Pez.. As for the pizza guy, that’s definitely one way to introduce yourself..

#~ Hii and welcome!#c:perrie

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h o n e s t l y, i feel like cryin’ — i’ve been anticipatin’ this for like a few months at the most & finally when i get it, it slips through my fingertips. i order this amazing pizza — extra cheese with pepperoni — & wait patiently for it. which by the way, i’m not NORMALLY a patient person so this must be a pretty big deal. so it arrives after like, fifteen minutes & i practically run to the damn door but i end up tripping & falling straight into the pizza guy’s arms ! if that wasn’t horrible enough, my pizza ends up on the floor & gets ALL over my lovely welcome mat. but the guy doesn’t apologize or offer to get a new one — all he says is, “fallin’ for me already ?”. i never shut that door so fast in my life.

z-aynmalik

I agree with you when you say you’re not a patient person so I’m surprised you waited this long for a pizza, I’m impressed with you Pez.. As for the pizza guy, that’s definitely one way to introduce yourself..

#~ Hii and welcome!#c:perrie

plskendoll-deactivated20161008

“i think an accurate depiction of my current mental state is the fact that i’ve had to pee so badly for the past like, hour, but i still haven’t gotten up to go. why? i’m afraid of the dark. so, if you’d like to come to my house to escort me to the bathroom, that’d be greatly appreciated.”

z-aynmalik

Would it be appreciated if someone.. cough.. cough, me.. came and tickled you until you had a very big accident? No? Didn’t think so..

#~ Hii :) Welcome #c:kendall

shttaylors-deactivated20170110

Okay, I’m sure everyone says this when they get here but this beach house is amazing. I’m actually blown away, the views are just incredible. I think this is going to be a really relaxing experience. Oh and I’m Taylor, by the way.

z-aynmalik

Great to see you again,Taylor and it’s very cliche.. But truer words have never be spoken.. this place is heaven..

#~ Hii and welcome :)#c:taylor

imsofiahudson-deactivated201610

“I am definitely going to enjoy relaxing around here.”

z-aynmalik

“I agree with you on that.. this place is great.”

#~ A huge ass gif.. I apologise #but welcome :)#c:dylan

issacshq

“i’ll be out to join you soon! are you going to continue hogging it up, or will you share?”

z-aynmalik

“Probably going to continue hogging.. “

#c:gigi

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#~ People have disappeared again #:(

cashonlys

The beach is beautiful. I’ve been draping myself over the lounge chair and quoting Lovewrecked. Of course, I’ve gotten some looks. Guess we can’t all appreciate a good Amanda Bynes movie. Oh well. “We’re marooned!”