Ants but evil

The ants that ate the forbidden sugar

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[kermitthebomber-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨🚔☠️

Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?

[laciffo-natas]

✅🌹❄️🪽🎀

???? LET IT GOO???????

[rock-offical]

💀🔍🧍‍♂️🤷🐛

rock. (I was murdered and while they were investigating they found no clues because it was a caterpillar that killed me?)

[evilpineapple-offical]

👀🖤👁️🎵❤️

I’m being loved and watched musically ig idk

[evil-ant-offical]

🎉👍🦕🐢💅

Idk what this could possibly mean

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Attention, citizens of the Eggpire, father has some very important news for you

We recommend you listen

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! TODAY IS THE EGGPIRE'S 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! THATS RIGHT 1 YEAR AGO TODAY I MADE THIS BLOG AND ITS GROWN SO BIG!!

AND I SAID "WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!" SO WE'RE DOING AN ANNIVERSARY EVENT ON TUMBLR DOT COM! ALL OF TUMBLR! YOU ARENT READY FOR THIS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN OVER, BY GUESS WHAT? SAGE? METAL? RELEASE THE VIRUS!!

THAT'S RIGHT! STEEL SHEEN! ALL MACHINE! NO FLESH! LOOK AT THAT! THE METAL VIRUS IS BACK!

EXCEPT WE DIDNT STOP THERE, WE HAD TO DO MORE! WE'VE REDECORATED THE BLOG!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MAMA!? WE'VE GOT A NEW LOOK!

YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED TO REBLOG THIS! NOW GO PING YOUR FRIENDS AND ROBOTICIZE THEM WITH THE VIRUS!

@mamarobotnikoffical @ametalsonic @themetallicoverlord @sagerobotnik @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @gaster-wd @theultimateshadow @twilight-princess-link-official @ang3l-ocean @totallynotmimic1-m2 @orbot-and-cubot @tailsbot98761 @ilovefruitymen @trans-girl-weird @illuminating-dawn @hekate-offical @deciduousfuckhead @evil-bread-offical @eeeevilwizardwhomstdoesthings @silliest-friendliest-clown @kitsunamiiii @peepawsonic @adjdhsue @pineato1 @ireland-offical @jeff-the-evil-wizard @raddest-highway @dutifullynervouscloud @cats-are-gods @hdeahd @do-not-you-dare @ink-sans0fficial @doodlethehedgie @some-kind-of-horrid-gremlin @nameless-vessel @gizmo9133 @silly0dd-creature @sans-the-skeleconch @percyjacksonenthusiast @optimus-prime-offical and EVERYONE ELSE I DIDNT MENTION, BY THE DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE THERE’S A LOT OF YOU!!! Thank you for following this dumb little blog of mine i made at a whim, it means the world to me!

And special shoutouts to the first 10 followers of the Eggpire: @xhais @crowsarttrove @myparkispleasant @not-the-bees-again @helpmemiku @stormcloud3 @that1guy2 @sirpladtheregretful @nerdwholikesnerdythings and @odysseusandorpheus

I may not be the best at remembering names, especially with how many of you there are, but i'll never forget how grateful I am that this silly little blog I made on a whim has brought a little something into your lives! Thank you so much for being here!

Honestly my whole journey here so far has reminded me of one Technoblade quote, i wont share the whole quote since its a long one about Skyblock but i will share what's stuck with me and i think should stick with all of you:

"No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come."

I hope you all continue to live your lives as the proudest you that you can be!

And remember! If some random girl on the internet can get 200+ people to smile because she's passionate about who she is then there's no doubt in my mind you can make someone smile the same way too!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

U-UH, guys I feel funny...

Why am I turning silver!?

AGH!

...

...

...

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @copyright-offical @the-retired-king-of-beans @caine-offical2 @crime-god-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @wheatley-is-super-cool-offical @wrong-sans-the-skeleconch @endless-stars-offical @evil-sans-the-skeleconch @timelooping-official @optimus-prime-offical

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

QUICK DO THE MIME THING

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

...

〔Its too late sans has been changed〕

〔He is approaching you〕

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

GOODBYE!

{he disappears}

So team, and I do not say this lightly

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch infected

@sans-undertale-official

[evil-ant-offical]

we the hive mind are not accessible by virus pathogens, but we wish the rest of you all much luck

[evil-ant-offical]

You guys aren't going to like me for this but

This

Is better than Terry's chocolate orange

[snom-offical]

i like mint most so I can't say anything

[evil-ant-offical]

ew no

[evil-ant-offical]

You guys aren't going to like me for this but

This

Is better than Terry's chocolate orange

[evil-ant-offical]

im still confounded that I managed to obtain the white house and put it in the tea glitter room and nobody noticed

@supervillains-assistant-offical

@supervillain-offical

@villain-offical

@ant-offical

[supervillain-offical]

Oh believe me, we noticed! It’s actually even on our map of the lair!

[evil-ant-offical]

i hadn't really looked at the map for a while (I have now looked at it)

[evil-ant-offical]

im still confounded that I managed to obtain the white house and put it in the tea glitter room and nobody noticed

@supervillains-assistant-offical

@supervillain-offical

@villain-offical

@ant-offical

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[murderous-goose]

hey so, mr.government bigot man, can we not ?

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @murderingforafriend @sans-the-skeleconch @floatinginthevoidsomewhere @cloudsdescending @sirsamueloflydia i forgot which people are les moots so open tags (obvsly)

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

@mrevilvillanplotman-offical I need your list NOW!

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @poseidon-offical

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch

@sans-undertale-official

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

|-|473

((ALL OF THE FOLLOWING IS IN CHARACTER DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY))

I hate all of you.

@7-eleven-offical @7-eleven-offical-evil You two barely do anything for the team

@quiktrip-offical You haven’t done anything for the past few months

@evil-pukicho-real-offical ALL YOU DO IS ASK FOR RAISES

@evil-lemon-shark-offical YOU COME BACK AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS GO ON A MISSION TO GET YOURSELF KILLED

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical You can’t get your own identity so you mirror others

@knife-roomba-offical a droid made to hurt, It’s funny that you even ever thought you could be something more

@jojamart-offical Fuck you morris

@plague-doctor--offical A plague doctor ever the useless physician

@bill-cipher-offical you got killed by two preteens

@lemon-shark-offical flown to space just to avoid the consequences of someone else’s idiocy

@evil-callie-plush-offical you call others bitches whilst you yourself are the bitch

@evil-ant-offical part of a hivemind can’t even think for yourself

@roaring-knight-offical got beat up by 2.5 teenagers

@fall3n-angel-offical you thought you could be something bigger but you just became a worse person

@copyright-offical you didn’t even look to see what I left you

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical anime hero nothing original about you

@trans-cousin-offical you have to get others to do the revolution effort while you sit back and do nothing

@milehicon-offical you aren’t even the real one

@killer-offical you first came here to kill me and then I gave you a place to stay you should be thanking me

@inferno-the-skywing you can’t think of a original character so you just play as yourself

@sans-the-skeleconch magical jester how unoriginal can you get.

[evil-ant-offical]

i am semi independent

[evil-ant-offical]

why are you so evil

I was always this way

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

...no

[ant-offical]

Then you really should be scared of us. The entire hivemind is will stand united if a war happened to break out…

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Bleh >:(

[ant-offical]

>:(

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

>:(

[evil-ant-offical]

>:)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

D:<

[evil-ant-offical]

>:}

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Wait if your evil by ant standards (ants that kill, pillage and brainwash everything they can) then are you a good ant by my standards? Like 2 negatives make a positive? Please 🥹

[evil-ant-offical]

no, I'm evil by human standards

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

….?

team?

please team please

if any of you can hear me please come back please

@knife-roomba-offical I’m sorry please please I’m so sorry, it wasn’t supposed to happen like this please

….

Is anybody even listening

Nope!XP

…. Goody? Why are you here

becuz:3c

how can you still be happy like this?

becuz I was right

right about what?

without your team you’d be better off dead. nobody cares about you anymore they all hate you even your friend @knife-roomba-offical In fact they all were never your friends They. just. saw. you. as. their. boss.

…

you were right

I’m just better off dead

but team please if any of you see this Say something, please

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

@inferno-the-skywing

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I... hear you, I may not be a part of your team directly but I am friends with copyright...

You are not alone.

Who else am I going to have comical fights with?

Im not going anywhere, im right here.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHO ARE YOU.

YOU DID THIS

DIE.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Go ahead, I wont resist. I probably caused this somehow anyways...

Surprisingly sans has reinforced his body with magic to tank any hits recieved

[copyright-offical]

Why the hell is everyone becoming depressed from these nightmares?!

What did you guys even see?!

[evil-ant-offical]

i can't get nightmares cause I don't sleep 💪

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

...no

[ant-offical]

Then you really should be scared of us. The entire hivemind is will stand united if a war happened to break out…

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Bleh >:(

[ant-offical]

>:(

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

>:(

[evil-ant-offical]

>:)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

D:<

[evil-ant-offical]

>:}

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

...no

[ant-offical]

Then you really should be scared of us. The entire hivemind is will stand united if a war happened to break out…

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Bleh >:(

[ant-offical]

>:(

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

>:(

[evil-ant-offical]

>:)

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[evil-ant-offical]

😁

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

THERES MORE OF YOU?????

[evil-ant-offical]

im the evil part of the hive that you were discussing with my comrades

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

...no

[ant-offical]

Then you really should be scared of us. The entire hivemind is will stand united if a war happened to break out…

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Bleh >:(

[evil-ant-offical]

boo

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[evil-ant-offical]

😁

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

chi make you bigger as well?

[evil-ant-offical]

YES