KING OF NOTHING AT ALL

Ẕ̷͝iB ★ tired as fuck★ he/they/milord/my liege/master/bossman/supreme overlord

[z-ib]

follow me for terrible content

[z-ib]

Long time no see. Glad you're still around and functional to whatever capacity.

long time no-see, indeed. its actually quite nice to hear from you.

[z-ib]

What have you been doing during the past years?

don't expect to hear from me

unless my kill switch activates.

[z-ib]

Damn, how tall are you? You look like you’re the height of a freaking tree 🌲!!

tall enough to ride

[z-ib]

Bro are you even alive anymore

Surprise.

[z-ib]

Hey Z-ib may I have your pronouns?

get your own

[z-ib]

Do you realize that Agent Mothman ships himself with you?

[z-ib]

School is starting back up soon, any advice?

depends on the kind of school. always have water. carry a small change of clothes at all times. Preferrably in a small pouch that goes in your bookbag or at least something that wouldnt be embarrassing for others to find. yes this includes underwear. for the first few weeks: dont stand out. submissive personalities do well with teachers. dont try to be funny. It sets an expectation. Pretend youre a teacher's pet and practically take the rest of the year off and then ask anyone who seems smart enough what they know about stargates. you stay under the radar and on the pleasant side of authority and its easier to get off the hook later when you destroy the gymnasium with an acute nuclear weapon

[z-ib]

I'd like for you to grab me like how you grab moth. Is that too much to ask for???

not at all.

[z-ib]

(x)

[z-ib]

(x)

[z-ib]

Did you actually have a plan for Moth? Or... were you just hoping to get a companion?

[z-ib]

(x)

[z-ib]

When you say "they are my memories now" does this mean you FEEL the sensation in your memories? Or is just like a image/movie and you feel totally disconnected from that?

meh. depends

[z-ib]

if Zim’s memories are now your own, does that mean you remember dying to your own hand?

yes

[tordenvejr]

ur not evil babe ur experiencing a human emotion

[the-best-invader]

…SENDING STUFF TO @z-ib‘S VOID IS PROVING HARDER THAN EXPECTED.

Did anything get through??

[z-ib]

WELL? ZIM? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

[the-best-invader]

ASK MINIMOOSE? There’s the riverbank, the middle of space, a clothing store, a bedroom, some massive, a pool, a bar, a garden, the hardware store, the soup store, and that is just a FRACTION of what Minimoose has told me.

Minimoose is the best transportal-lizer-thingy in any universe! So, erm, your universe is probably the issue. And also maybe Minimoose did drop it off and just described it as a desert?

[z-ib]

IT'S NOT HERE. SO. WHAt youre telling me is You waited MONTHS to try to send me fucking APPLE JUICE and your SHITTY MOOSE CANT EVEN BREACH THE VOID?

Yeah yeah. Hold on. youre telling me. that i waited. For MONTHS. ONLY FOR YOU TO REALIZE THAT IT DOESNT EVEN WORK?

[z-ib]

is your pak like an m&m with the candy outside being metal and the chocolate inside being gooey flesh

why the fuck do you just say things