Build it.

Zayn Riddle of Hephaestus. If you need anything, feel free to ask me.

[camp-halfblood-rp]

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[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

I’ve actually never been kicked by one while I was cleaning.  Blackjack would probably go crazy on one if they tried to, and I can usually talk to them and keep them calm.  But, I’ll definitely take your word for that.

[z-riddle]

It hurts like a bitch, man. Well, it happened when I was, like, twelve but I remember it hurting.

[seaweedbrainpercy-jackson]

Is there anything worse than stable cleaning duty?

[z-riddle]

Getting kicked by a pegasi while doing stable cleaning duty?

[cecilia-baum]

Nope.

I refuse to believe that the Snack Shack is out of potato chips.

[z-riddle]

Ask one of the Stolls if they have any.

[ray-sampson-deactivated20140307]

I need like… 17 coffees. 

[z-riddle]

Why?

[obviously-another-dumb-blonde]

For the love of Zeus.

Who. The. Fuck. Cut my hair. 

And who in Hades’ name dyes someone’s hair when they’re sleepi— Kendall! 

[z-riddle]

That sounds pretty fucked up.

[jake--mason]

But that seems so harsh. A mixture of both, it was awful.

Any idea why these kids are all here?

[z-riddle]

It's okay to be mean once in a while. This is why I don't want kids.

Apparent'y they're kids from the future or something? I don't know if I believe it 100% yet since it might just be some huge, elaborate prank.

[uh-icantbuildsht]

Proof? How would I have proof? Well your brother, er, half brother, is Xander. He’s my dad, uh, your last name is Riddle. You just met me so how would I know that right? I could tell you stories but that could mess something up so I can’t. Sorry.

[z-riddle]

That's good enough for me. So, I take it your mom's Elena? Good for your dad to maintain a stable relationship. That's pretty hard for Hephaestus kids, y'know?

[ghostly-child-blog-deactivated2]

You got it. So you know my mom then? Is that good? Ehhh I am not particularly fond of hot environments but i handle it just fine.

Oh really? Who was it? That sounds troubling. But Hecate kids are usually nice. At least to me.

[z-riddle]

Yeah, I know her. She was one of the only Melinoe kids around plus she's the only person I know who makes traps. I guess it's good, I mean, it isn't bad. I don't know it's a bit confusing since she's a huntress but I guess she stops eventually?

It's a secret, if I get to know you better, maybe I'll tell.

[ghostly-child-blog-deactivated2]

Not really. Somehow related to Melinoe. But mom taught me a thing or two on traps. Yet if you need somebody to hand you the tools I know their names.

Hell I really don’t know. They just have power over a lot of shit I guess.

[z-riddle]

Oh, so you're Jane's kid? I'll keep that in mind; how are you with heat? Like hot environments?

That's true. Sometimes I with I was a Hecate kid but at the same time that's way too much responsibility. 

[jake--mason]

I had to, she gave me the look. They weren’t terrible just… stressful.

[z-riddle]

You're too soft, you gotta learn how to say no or just pretend you're busy. Where they the super energetic kinds of kids or the crybaby kind?

[uh-icantbuildsht]

I agree, they need to get their shit together. - Aphrodite? Really? Don’t insult me. More like Hephaestus. Kind of. And Hades. It’s really confusing. Okay in all seriousness, would believe me if I said I was your nephew from the future?

[z-riddle]

Hey, you were the one who told me to get out more--that's usually what the Aphro kids do. Oh, you you're a mixed-blood? That's cool. Uh, maybe. It wouldn't be the first time something crazy happened here at camp. Do you have any proof, though?

[jake--mason]

Right? There are so many new kids, thank gods they’re all teens because I do not wanna cover for Natalie again in the daycare.

[z-riddle]

You actually helped her with the little kids? Kudos, man. 

Where they really bad or?

[jake--mason]

Finally someone I know!

[z-riddle]

Bro, I feel like we've been teleported to a different camp or something--swear to the gods.

[uh-icantbuildsht]

The gods had this huge mood swing, and they just decided to claim all their kids at once.

You really should get out of the forges more, it’s going to take over your life. -mumbles- and is probably why you lack a love life in the future

[z-riddle]

I swear, the gods are so fucking weird sometimes.

It's already taken over my life, it's a little too late to change now. What are you, some Aphrodite kid or something?

[ghostly-child-blog-deactivated2]

Oh. Okay alright. My humble apologies. I’m sorry to hear. Do you need help with anything?

Cece’s future daughter swapped us with out parents and brought us to this camp. Or something like that. I was drunk when Alexa explained.

[z-riddle]

Thanks but I don't think you'd be able to handle the heat, I haven't seen you around the cabin or forges so I'm assuming you aren't a kid of Hephaestus.

Why is it that when something goes wrong the Hecate cabin is always involved?

[ghostly-child-blog-deactivated2]

I am not sure if you are aware of what ‘sense of humor’ means. Gee, so grumpy.

I think that if i tried to explain you’d think I’m lying.

[z-riddle]

I've been making weapons and shit for almost a month and I haven't been able to go out in the snow because all my family members have gone missing--I get to be grumpy.

Try me.