Sophie (Wanda’s version)

I don’t know what I’m doing

[z9c03]

Y/N annoying wanda : we should definitely have kids

Wanda : Kids? Y/N were 16

Y/N : So is that a yes or a no?

Natasha looking at Y/N : YOUR 16!

Y/N : So? This is wanda maximoff.. She’s a goddess.

Y/N looking back at the witch : I can get you a ring aswell *Y/N winks before getting onto one knee*

[z9c03]

*Y/N taking her kids to Lizzie’s set*

Y/N : Lizzie.. The blan B’s are here

Lizzie : They are our son’s, call them by their names

Y/N : make up and drunk sex. Is that better?

Lizzie : CHASE AND CHARLIE!

Y/N : Same difference

*Scarlett and chris E giggling*

Charlie : Mama said she would take us to go seen some girls.. Wanna come auntie scarly?

Chase : also, What are boobies? Mama keeps telling us that she loves them

*Lizzie looks at Y/N while scarlett and chris are dying of laughter*

Y/N :

Lizzie :

*Y/N squeezes Lizzie’s boobies before running towards hemsworth and screaming*

[z9c03]

Kiss, marry and kill

Summary : Tony and Y/N are playing kiss marry and kill. But Y/N is a massive simp for a familiar red head

Tony : Kiss, marry and kill?

Y/N : Um..

Y/N :

Y/N : Kiss wanda, Marry wanda

Wanda : Kill?

*Pietro stands up, Y/N pulls out a pocket knife and stands up aswell*

Y/N : kill anyone who stands in my way.