no pressure

Zackary Song. 20. Cabin 3, I guess.

[zackarysong]

daytimekat:

“Whoa there, stranger danger. Do I even know you? Shut it down, dude.”

“I— Oh my gods. Did I? Is this my cat petting curse? … No. No, right? Like, it shouldn’t work like that, I don’t think. That’d be super fucked up.”

“This camp is fucked up. But, I respect you declining all of this.” He points to himself. 

“I don’t know why you would, but I guess. Adios.”

[zackarysong]

daytimekat:

“Am I broken or something?” Kat stared at her hands, twisting them around and waiting to see if they’d turn back into tiny paws. “Whatever this is, I’m suing as soon as I figure it out. This stuff hurts, you know.”

“You’re the one that should be getting sued for being so darn cute.”

“But really, how does that even happen? Did you pet too many cats?”

[zackarysong]

magic anon: you're in love with kat johnson (until 11/16)

[Sees Kat pass by] Oh.

Dang. 

[zackarysong]

thelittlestaarons:

Oh, yeah, I completely agree. I’ve been trying to convince the rest of Cabin 10 that the stuff isn’t the work of Hades, but they just complain about bad skin. I always put cinnamon in mine, too. It’s kind of a fun way to spice things up. Get it? Okay, wow, that was lame. Sorry.

Well, plenty of stuff can give you bad skin so tell them to get over it and enjoy some chocolate. Hey, it’s not lame. It’s cute. I’m bad a jokes, puns, all that stuff with play on words. I never realize the perfect opportunities until hours later. 

[zackarysong]

In your dreams, babe. Might be my specialty, but you’ve got to try harder than that. At least buy me dinner first.

Okay, let’s go get some dinner, then. Are you feeling fancy or craving a burger like I am? 

[zackarysong]

princess-charlie-lotte:

It is totally necessary. For the sake of my own peace of mind, I need to like, lowkey distance myself from HBI Charlotte. She had icy powers. Kinda like Elsa! But more mean… More mean. Anyways, I’m glad you’re okay and none of your toes are going to fall off from frostbite. Huh? Oh, no. I’m not a professional but I could totally rec you some awesome spa veterans that’ll change your life.

It’s kind of weird thinking that in a different universe, you’re mean. How is it possible? I would’ve thought you had enough sunshine and rainbows to reach all dimensions. 

You know what, it’s cool. I’ll find a Jacuzzi to chill in and turn on the jets or something. 

[zackarysong]

astridthejohnson:

Or maybe you should stop smoking, and then maybe you’ll be competent and powerful enough to literally create a portal to another world. Maybe I did it all for this moment. So I could meet you. And kill you.

Actually, this is what it looks like when you take care of your hair. It’s a lot different than the dried out mop your call yours. Maybe try conditioner? Just a suggestion.

Is it bad if I might be slightly turned on right now?

You said you were eighteen, right?

[zackarysong]

astridthejohnson:

I guess I should have asked someone who actually knew what was going on and wasn’t just smoking weed twenty-four-seven, that’s on me. 

That’s strange, I guessed sixteen because you’re looking a little oily in your T-zone. Do you want some blotting paper, I’m sure I have some on me.

Maybe you should take up smoking weed twenty-four-seven since it hasn't made me royally fuck up to the point where I get separated from part of my family and taken away from the things I know and love. Just a suggestion. 

By blotting paper do you mean your hair? Because no, thank you. How long has it been since you last washed it? I know children have bad hygiene, but come on. 

[zackarysong]

astridthejohnson:

Well, yeah, we definitely killed monsters on the island, but I guess I never questioned whether or not that was murder… Do you not have like, a court, or something? Possibly a baby jail? I feel like you can’t just casually have kidnappers around your camp.

You look sixteen, so I wouldn’t be talking.

See, I don’t know all the answers. I guess when people do something wrong or stupid they get banished to another dimension now. Too soon?

I better look sixteen. I don’t take care of my skin to look old. At least I don’t look four. 

[zackarysong]

astridthejohnson:

Oh… Fair point, that’s actually a really good point. But, I mean, it’s not like you guys are murderers righ– Are some of you murderers? Man… Wild. Excuse me, sir, I’m eighteen.

I mean, define murderers? I know some campers kill monsters but we don’t talk about that much now that actual monsters live at camp. I definitely know we have some kidnappers around. 

Eighteen? Sounds fake but alright, cupcake. 

[zackarysong]

astridthejohnson:

Do you guys have sleepovers in the middle of the woods? Sounds dangerous, I wouldn’t recommend it. But, also, invite me next time, I hate feeling left out.

Actually, we do sometimes but that wasn’t the case. I don’t think you should be asking strangers to invite you to the middle of the woods. I’m sorry, who do you belong to? Your guardian must be worried. [looks around] Excuse me, did someone lose their toddler?

[zackarysong]

lucybarns:

Beats me. I’m sure a quick sprint up the lava wall could defrost you, though.

Please, I would never go near that death wall. Maybe you can warm me up, though. 

[zackarysong]

thelittlestaarons:

Uh, yeah. Hot chocolate would be great. Fair warning, I’ve been told I put waaaay too much chocolate in.

I don’t think there’s such a thing. You can never go wrong with the amount of chocolate you put in. 

[zackarysong]

princess-charlie-lotte:

Oh my gods, are you okay? Do- Do you need blankets? Hot chocolate? A…hot stone massage? I’m like, personally on an ice cleanse right now, not even iced coffee and I mean clearly it is dangerous.

Charlotte, what the purpose of an ice cleanse? What good does it do? Is it really necessary? I think I’m fine, or I will be. I’ll take the stone massage if you're the one giving it to me. 

[zackarysong]

demiabbiemiller:

Do you have a history of sleepwalking? Maybe your unconscious mind needed a change of atmosphere.

Oh, yeah. My mind wants me to freeze to death overnight. You know what, that sounds right. People should go to you instead of Ria. 

[zackarysong]

thelittlestaarons:

I’d offer to help you warm up, but I’m not so good at the reheating part of the process. Want a blanket or something?

How about we grab some hot chocolate instead? 

[zackarysong]

Does anyone know why I was in the Winter Forest? My body feels frozen and I can’t remember anything.