daytimekat:
“Whoa there, stranger danger. Do I even know you? Shut it down, dude.”
“I— Oh my gods. Did I? Is this my cat petting curse? … No. No, right? Like, it shouldn’t work like that, I don’t think. That’d be super fucked up.”
“This camp is fucked up. But, I respect you declining all of this.” He points to himself.
“I don’t know why you would, but I guess. Adios.”















