Old Man Enthusiast

🏳️‍⚧️He/Him🏳️‍⚧️ [21] [Art by Pepsicoughdrops]

[zackiswack]

ZackIsWack About Post

Name: Zack

Age: 21

Pronouns: He/Him (trans-masc)

Sexuality: AroAce

Current Hyperfixations:

Resident Evil: Village, Iron Lung, Fire Emblem Three Houses

My asks and DMs are always open! Feel free to ask me about stuff!

If I word something weird or offensive, please let me know! I'm not the best at explaining things clearly in a way other people understand. My words get all confused and jumbled.

Current Projects:

OCs:

Zachary Peirce: My basic persona, he's a devil and basically just me when I'm online.

Farmer Zack: My Stardew Valley farmer, he's an adventurer with a farming side hustle.

Ace Trainer Zachary: My Pokemon trainersona. He's got a Blastoise, Salamence, Gengar, Mimikyu, Crobat, and Porygon-Z

Kentucky "Kent" Peirce: A FAITHoc that's basically his own thing with how much I deviated from cannon.

[more to add when they're more than just brainworms. >:) ]

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

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btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[zed-sabre]

a lil dimitri for disability pride month

[ghostsjogging]

A birthday present for the incredible and amazing @jestarcana dimitri be upon ye!

[eclipsekk]

rkgk💙🦁

[zed-sabre]

remembering how

[natjiren]

Blood-starved beast🩸

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

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bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

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HE LEFT

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????

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oh my god

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KILL HIM

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he is DONE.

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HELP ME .

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wow. ok.

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genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

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doing a reread now this is so cunty

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goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[fe3hostzine]

30 Physical Zines Stretch Goal Unlocked! 🎉

🎵 For those eager to take a look at our stretch goals listing, we are honored to announce that we have already crossed the 30 physical sales milestone, after only a week since preorders opened! 🎉

Which means the newly unlocked art print by @laurencin-draws will be added to all Symphony (full) bundles!

Thank you so much for your support!

⏯️ Our next stretch goal is an upgrade to the CD charm, with the possibility to access music made for the zine directly from the charm. 💽

⏯️ And our final stretch goal is a breathtaking layered standee of @laurencin-draws's creation. Made to work both as a print and as a standee, we hope we'll get to see this illustration in all its layered glory too! 🎵

🥁 With our next milestones set at 60 and 100 physical sales respectively, we're counting on you to help fill those concert venue seats 👀 🥁

Check out our shop here!

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[cokecoughsyrup]

i wish you could know me?? and i wish i could know you much more sometimes?? wish i could do nothing with you?? sit in the yard while the day dies???

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

"i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !"

"I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them"

CHARACTER ADDED!

Screaming Joe

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[orcboxer]

and the post begins

because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know