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Sophie/leafs/🇺🇸/🏳️‍🌈/she/her/bio/creating: dumb photoshop & dumber videos/ follows from xpyjamas

[couthbbg]

can't today. busy.

[sergeifyodorov]

Fujoshi who got into hockey eighteen months ago because that one fic was really good: And ultimately I think that while sacrificing some defence for a little more offensive power is worth it when their historical problems have been lack of timely goalscoring, it looks like the Leafs have overcorrected -- that and the huge pile of defensive injuries have made them much worse for the sake of a few extra goals

Uncle who has watched 82 games a year since Borje Salming played: We need to throw Mitch Marner into the sun

[zaitseev]

u CANNOT be telling me a showrunner of a horny vampire show is calling a boss employee romance “problematic” do you KNOW where you come from?? have you even HEARD of the vampire lestat? have u even watched your OWN show

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The caption really doesn’t do it justice.

[951019]

[timbitshockey]

i know kyle dubas said it was toronto or nowhere this upcoming season but what if: he lied. what if he’s a messy bitch who lives for drama. he’d fit right in. geno did this last year too. come join your brethren kyle

[timbitshockey]

another victory for team messy bitches

[hard4softthings]

text posts i've tagged as "arber xhekaj" on my blog | part 1 of ?

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[nu11ifi3d]

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

[weaver-z]

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

[pr1nceshawn]

Most Useful Information I Never Knew I Needed.

[rainingsunlight]

Narratives

[wolfteethe]

[prismatic-bell]

Holy SHIT.

[bogleech]

And even if there's life throughout the universe we don't know if anything like a tree or a bivalve evolved anywhere but just here.

[lover-suggestion]

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

[lover-suggestion]

[deklo]

🫢🤭

pls don’t repost!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

Wait whoa

[landsword]

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that

[transarsonist]

When u breathe in her spores and feel the psychotropic effects as her mycelium begins to grow into your brain 🥴🥴🥴🫠

[strongcat]

i don’t think this is usually how sex works

[transarsonist]

Maybe not wher you come from but i live in the forest and I'm a perfectly normal ant who can be trusted not to spread spores into the colony before mmm climbing as high and high as high as high as i can to and then and then and then and then

[mysillycomics]

[rivers-cuowomo-deactivated20240]

@hard4softthings this seems like smth u and crayon would do

[grimeclown]

cant stop thinking abt this bit from a psa about activated charcoal flushing your medications from your system