#godfatherzak

#this is v old #shaunahbu #ask

I HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD IM CRYING.

some harsh words are being exchanged

bindyourlove

Cher Lloyd vs Harry Styles chubby bunny challenge

#my rae of sunshine

You can be my Man of Honor, because you’re the man. Except not more man than Marcus- not on this day. And no, we are covering those legs of yours up, because I did not invite hairy beasts to my wedding.

Excuse me. At least my legs are better than Ky's!

Have you seriously never watched Bridesmaids? We have to hang out. Pronto. But…really? You really will do it? It’s not about who’s better at it, Zak, I want my best friend to be my right hand man on my big day. God knows I am going to need you. And no, you don’t have to wear a dress- I like you better in a tux.

I have, but I think I need to actually watch it now to know what a maid of honor actually does. Wait can we rename it like butler of honor or something? Oh thank goodness. I mean I can probably rock a strapless dress but I refuse to shave.

Don’t be an idiot and ask stupid questions, just… Will you be my Maid of Honor? Now, don’t make me feel like an idiot for asking you or anything, but besides Marcus, you’re my best friend. And it’s not like my life has been anything but traditional so far, so I doubt my wedding really will be. So…will you?

#rosie #oh look it's the zak gif from his bio from when I started~

I should probably go watch Bridesmaids now huh? I mean I have no idea what a Maid of Honor does...wait I'm not going to wear a dress am I? Oh right... yes, I would love to be. I mean Nat would probably do a better job than me, but I'll step up. You're my best friend, Rose. I would do anything for you.

Yo, Zakerooni, I have an important question for you. Like, more important than anything you’ve ever been asked in your life. And I really can’t have you cry at this- I just need you to say yes.

More important than being asked to join One Direction? Okay...?

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

raelynnmaloy-blog

Well, the Rae is here. But the sex, cake, friends, and balloons can wait for the morning. Actually, preferably after noon. But happy birthday, you idiot.

I'm not very patient. Can I at least have cuddles?

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

WHERE ARE THE BALLOONS? WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? WHERE IS THE CAKE? WHERE IS THE ALCOHOL? and most importantly--WHERE IS THE BIRTHDAY SEX--I mean, WHERE IS RAE?

Like I keep detailed records of your life? please. But thank you, Zakadee, I was waiting for the congrats from my closest bud. but I don’t want you crying or anything, so calm down. I didn’t even cry.

You should because I'm that important. I'm not crying. I just have a forest in my eye.

Calm down, curly, he just asked me last night. And I texted you right after! It’s your own fault you never check your damn phone. By the way, where is my congratulations? I think you accidentally left that one out.

You didn't get the notice that I dropped my phone down the stairs? It's broken. In like two pieces actually. My poor phone. Right right... CONGRATULATIONS FUTURE MRS. MARCUS.

Woah. My best friend is engaged?! Rose is engaged?! WHAT THE--RAE ARE WE THE LAST ONES? Am I the last one to find out too? Thanks.

Valentine's Day

You know I'm not good with remembering things... so here's to a Valentine's Day that is five days late.

I am completely and utterly in love with you. Raelynn Maloy. Truly. Madly. Deeply.

I'm not good with words either. You probably understand that the most.

There is mistletoe everywhere.

queenrule-blog

Yes sir, why do you think I’m up so late? I think I have about six kinds of cookies already made.

Peppermint chocolate chip cookies?!