I Love Zonk Bagland

Hi I love zak bags. My pronouns are lightning mcnelson. I fugking hate Nick Groff and Giordan Ramsay ( don't like don't read)

[zakebogias]

Zak is thiccer than a snicker, and it should be said because it’s true.

[zakebogias]

😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 so glad he is all rigjt

[zakebogias]

Rest In peese king 😭😔

[snackbagels]

[roseoilz]

anybody: so….what’s on ur mind? :-)

my brain: my name is zak bagans..lead investigator of the ghost adventures crew….i never believed in ghosts until i came face 2 face with one……(u wanted us, u got us) so i set out on a quest to capture what i once saw onto video…….(go! go!) with no big camera crews following us around…i am joined only by my fellow investigators nick groff & aaron goodwin……..the 3 of us will travel to some of the most highly active paranormal locations…where we will spend an entire night being locked down from dusk…………………until dawn….(u have reached ur final destination — hell.) raw…..(stop!!!) extreme……..(holy *bleep* ! stop! stop runniNg!!!) these r our ghost adventures……………

me: not much wby tho

[snackbagels]

serious Ghost Hunting™

[zakebogias]

Gay? Maybe so

[jordan-sparkles1999]

@zakebogias

Its been a long time.

How have you been? Plucked ur wiskers recently you grinch lookin ass?

[zakebogias]

@jordan-sparkles1999 Yeah what’s up bitch? You think you can best me in a battle of wits? Go ahead and try twirp, take your pick. You’ll never get a taste of this rock hard dick

[jordan-sparkles1999]

@zakebogias

Rock hard you say?

Thats hard to believe

I make your ass pay

And rip out your weave.

You cant even spell

Because youre thirteen

So crawl back into zoink’s asshole

You oversize ween.

[zakebogias]

@jordan-sparkles1999

I said what I said

My dick size is huge

So what I’m thirteen?

Ebeneezer scrooge

You’re right about zart,

His inner ass is lit

I’d tell you to join me

But you probs wouldn’t fit

[jordan-sparkles1999]

@zakebogias

Its been a long time.

How have you been? Plucked ur wiskers recently you grinch lookin ass?

[zakebogias]

@jordan-sparkles1999 Yeah what’s up bitch? You think you can best me in a battle of wits? Go ahead and try twirp, take your pick. You’ll never get a taste of this rock hard dick

[davids-harbour]

Post Malone is on this episode of Ghost Adventures and Zak asked the spirit what it thought of Post and it called him “dirty” and “afraid” and I’m SCREAMING cause that’s exactly what I think anytime I see Post Malone.

[davids-harbour]

in case some of yall didnt believe me 

[saltymommie]

I just want to bring this back because post malone said he was cursed by a ghost after doing this episode

[xollos]

why the fuck is zak bagans so fucking funny

[zakebogias]

Yeah I’d bone. 🤔🍾

[snackbagels]

serious Ghost Hunting™

[snackbagels]

serious Ghost Hunting™

[robotrabbitkid]

[waywarddaughter]

This is probably by far my favorite scene from Ghost Adventures

[zakebogias]

Hi! I just found you guys and I just wanted to say 1) I love the title of the blog and 2) I snorted when I laughed at your URL. :)

Thank you fellow zakstronaut I owe u my lyfe