As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.

amy {eh-mee} Imagine 12 different kinds of empty and 3 kinds of much too full, you said.That’s one hell of a balancing act, I said. You agreed. | d.a.s

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[theoverlordmisha]

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

[universalparis-deactivated20200]

[obiliviate]

“Poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for.”

— Dead Poets Society (1989)

[underworldariel-deactivated2021]

Opening a window can change a room, folks. Let the natural air wash away stale feelings.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[starllex]

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”

[pastelparrotlet]

Sometimes you have to just treat yourself like an overtired toddler.

“Okay, as soon as you finish this assignment you can take a little nap.”

“You just cleaned your room, good job!”

“Hmm..maybe eating a snack will stop you from wanting to cry.”

[cutlerydeficient]

Sometimes? I think you mean all of the time.

[friendraichu]

Being an adult is just parenting yourself.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[tiffanyachings]

#today on which disaster bisexual comedy protagonist wore it better

(Derry Girls 2.04 / The Good Place 1.09)

[mrchandlerbings]

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[nessa007]

#the leisure queen

[redcorset]

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat