ZamalV @zamalv - Tumblr Blog

I know i shouldve probably just draw smth for my first mermaid and naga au but wanted to draw smth with pirates of the Caribbean vibe and heae me out octopus mdr is too good opportunity to ignore so yeah. Yeah.

Also was drawing in complete darkness so if colors are fucked up as hell hsssssss ignore that. Think of tentacle dicks or smth

#can’t believe cyber posted this without informing me they’ve posted it specifically (we’ve been talking about this au for weeks)#GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL #tobirama is so messed up but i love him so it’s ok #madataobi

skarchomp

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

zamalv

AU where the founders are transported into naruto’s gen and each take up a member of team 7 as a student, anyone?

deadbatinyourfridge

Here you go, Tobirama casually deciding to teach Sakura how to summon the shinigami, while on the other hand, Sakura was waiting for her whole life for this moment.

#hahaha so cuteeee #sensei… we have to kill this guy #damn #love the art!!!!

subaru-copilot

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

subaru-copilot

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?

dailysasukes

sasuke day 478

24x81

no mom i have to be online 14 hours a day my mutuals are writing the most fucked up esoteric erotic and beautiful posts about my guys. i have to be there to experience it in real time.

powerburial

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

AU where the founders are transported into naruto’s gen and each take up a member of team 7 as a student, anyone?

#dw about kakashi he is the one taking the picture #in my perfect reality this is madatobi too #so sakura and tobirama can judge each other for their shitty taste in uchiha men #i’m going to expand on my ideas now because lord knows when i will have time to actually write it #madara and sasuke do not get along #1. because madara is a shit teacher and doesn’t know how to deal with children #2. he is constantly comparing this lookalike ass to izuna #sasuke just hates him. because. well. it’s madara.#hashirama and naruto actively need to be contained in a seperate area of the village #per all the noise complaints #tobirama and sakura are perfect and my beautiful princesses who can do no wrong #they are inventing jutsu that are so unethical but it’s okay because of the aforementioned being beautiful princesses #team 7 #imagine sakura improving on the flying raijin under tobirama’s tutelage #we are moving through time at these speeds #uhhhhhhhh #i have no more thoughts this was mostly a vehicle for me to laugh at sakura and tobirama judging each other for their shitty taste in uchiha #maybe seeing madara and tobiramas relationship will make sakura realize acc i do not want this.#go away sasuke.#love him down tho #also this drawing would not have been possible without two dirts beautiful guidance and tutorials on color cohesion #naruto founders #madatobi #naruto #tobirama #madara #sakura #hashirama #sasuke #my fanart

twodirt

this qualifies as content right

#madatobi #i want to keep twodirt in a chamber and make them make madatobi shitposts forever #this is content

woke2

Richard gadd pioneering a genre of gay tv previously unseen outside of my dead dove ao3 bookmarks just wasn't something i ever considered could happen

#everyone #everyone go watch half man right now #im being plagued by visions

pollution-of-subterranean-waters

I saw this post by @hashiramashonkers, and naturally, my first thought was MadaTobi 😆

Conditioned into the ship thanks to his brother’s horny fantasies. Now he has to finish Izuna's bucket list and fuck that Senjussy. He will do anything for his brother

#HAHAHAHA #amazing as always #madatobi