[cheap-pack-of-cigarettes]

Ive had this saved in my phone since April

[knightpilled]

the power of christ compels YOU. im ok though

[ambassadorquark]

henry hogfish

[wylansvanhendriks]

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

[neutralangel]

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[dragonbleps]

I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore

[pathologising]

Dismiss the idea that you are cursed to suffer for eternity and start bringing little joys into your life NOW. It will build up in time…

[euphoricfez]

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us

[valtsv]

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[petrichormeraki]

not to be dramatic but i would kill for truffles

[imsotired]

Truffles is a she. While I don't know her personally, my boss does, and Truffles' mom regularly sends us Truffles merch to help kids in our practice be okay with wearing glasses.

(Truffles has pins and lens cloths and tshirts and many other things)

[imsotired]

Merch

[officialmacgyver3-deactivated20]

Doctor Truffles. M.D.

[firefox-official]

no offense to myself or anything but those two hours of sleep i gave myself last night were not ideal

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[glitchyred56]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[thenewguy1984-deactivated202601]

All I want is to sunbathe nude while eating fruit like a whore.

[diaryofandnwoman]