ZamasianShipper

Made a side-blog to talk about them coz I'm a coward. Wish I'd been more inventive when I created my username, but it's my first time getting into RPF, so I was riddled with guilt. I'm strictly a top Eric/bottom Assad enjoyer (no hate to others' preferences, though). I will not tolerate disrespect towards any of the actors or their real life loved ones on this page or engage in any conspiracy theories about the sexualities of any real-life people (if I post anything that seems like I am, it is meant purely as a joke). This blog is just for fun. Please don't be weird about real people who you don't know. I mean, some would say RPF is inheritantly weird but we can still adhere to some boundaries if, say, we're lucky enough to ever meet the actors irl.

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[lukelemon-art]

Sometimes character bleed is so strong it takes you places. Not college, but places 🫦

A redraw of an old fanart for the incredible fic "In Der Nacht". Here's a character version…

...

…and here's a biblically accurate version.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna run away and hide 🙃

[ignoretendernesses]

eric telling assad to control it is so fucking funny my grandfather in christ do you Know that your instagram likes are public

[sillystigmata]

https://x.com/millyxando/status/2081041802648301992

this angle is making me dizzy

It hits every time.

[pink0paques]

you know damn well eric lives for this

[armandcock2]

Eric’s hand around Assad’s waist..

i start barking & growling like a rabid animal

[yaoiblackmold]

They say rpf is fine

[ldrloversblog]

When you have a friend, a coworker, a grandpa , a wife, a situationship and a problematic age gap relationship

[danielsarmand]

not eric telling assad "down, boy" and to relax and then hitting us with "we have ALL KINDS of ideas" like ok grandpa how about YOU relax now.

[armands-eyepatch]

actually im not worried about the future of devil's minion at all bc if they don't let armand and daniel kiss next season im 100% sure assad and eric will make their own nasty make out session tape in character and leak it to us. they'll probably invite luke brandon field into it too.

[armandcock2]

me when i almost grope my boy toy in public because i forgot for a second where i was and then i end up fully gripping his wrist anyway which is really only one step down in weirdness. he's my coworker btw this is a professional relationship

i csnt think abt it for too long or i go crazyinsane.

[armandcock2]

they just got assads ultrasound results back & its twins <333 like if u smiled sjare if u cried

[yaoiblackmold]

Zamasian going "WE have ideas" like girl were you guys discussing your hypothetically sex scenes together when The Night Visitor Assad was visiting

[velvetdevotion]

Perfect Day. Perfect Duo!🧛🏻‍♂️🧡

[armandcock2]

when ur grandpa almost fully grabs your dick in public and you gotta stroke his hand because you're both suffering from a lack of dick touching and he has to stroke your hand and you're both being so brave and non sexual rn

can we fucking pray for them & whoever has the hotel room next to them bc omg

[yourboymolloy]

look I didn't choose to rpf those freaks are so insane for each other all on their own I have no say in the matter

[sillystigmata]

something about eric taking the initiative and grabbing assad’s hand first is really feeding the brainworms tonight… the black mold is speaking to me now, telling me to shut the world out, whispering sweet nothings n all

He reached for his hand AND reached out for him first at the panel. AND HE DOESNT LIKE TOUCHING, I’m unwell. They really feel safe with each other. I love my this!!!!!!