[babyanimalgifs]

blankets make him so happy 

(via)

[alloverthegaf]

our chicken oven at work finally died today (it’s like 14 years old) in the middle of a cook and obviously we couldn’t sell the chickens and as we were throwing them out one customer said “oh, no, don’t throw them out! my birds will love them! oh, the magpies will be so happy!” and there’s a lot to unpack there considering it was about 16 chickens and magpies are wild birds, not kept as pets

[mayonnaisetoffees]

I was shocked and then I remembered that you evidently mean Australian magpies and now the fear has increased

[alloverthegaf]

yeah I remember learning about your weird nice magical magpies

[ironmess]

every person after 20 minutes of knowing roy mustang: man I really wanna help that guy overthrow the government and install himself as ruler

[bipirate]

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

[neenarchive]

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

[timefortigers]

i dont care about any of this 1920s magic drama i just want newt scamander to cheerfully inform us how bad it hurts to get stung by various wizard animals

[southbreak]

SAME

[screenshotsofdespair]

[carrie-potter-deactivated201401]

On a scale of 1 to the dragon in Merlin how unhelpful are you?

[valeria2067]

“That is an answer you must seek yourself, my young friend.”

[thesociologicalcinema]

Percent assessing Whites as more intelligent than Blacks, 2012-2016

These are the marginal results from a linear regression model predicting whether Whites think Whites are more intelligent than Blacks. Source: General Social Survey / Philip N. Cohen (https://familyinequality.wordpress.com/2018/10/22/survey-says-23-of-whites-think-whites-are-more-intelligent-than-blacks/)

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

[bisexualcommando]

[lesbiskammerat]

[wolffie1997]

Will the last person leaving Tumblr please turn off the lights.

[rosentraume]

[unclefather]

[screenshotsofdespair]

i’m laughing so hard i’m crying already and i barely even skimmed the surface of this beautiful blog

What is the blog called?

[screenshotsofdespair]

[socialistexan]

Europeans: “I don’t understand you Americans, if your working conditions, wages, and social safety net are so bad, why do you not simply unionize or strike?”

Americans:

[afloweroutofstone]

Also there’s literally so many restrictions on unions and strikes at this point that striking on any significant scale is nearly de facto illegal

[langernameohnebedeutung]

tumblr ancients are pretending we stay on tumblr because we know it won’t end but we are more like these old people in movies who tell others to run and leave them behind, because they lived their entire lives on that shitty farm

[mysticalchipmunksoddities-deact]

😂

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[titanite-stormcrows]

The Enigma of Amigara Fault - Junji Ito