The thing about tumblr is that when you click on a tag it shows you the most recent stuff, why is that, like I wanna see old stuff too, I didn't always know English, I wasn't always on this platform, I wanna know what I missed pls.
I've decided to share my headcanons (things that haven't been confirmed canon, but haven't been disproved either, and I have evidence for them so it feels like they're more like theories but I'm probably gonna use them in fanfics if/when I write one and some of them are not that serious, i just found them funny) for Private (TPOM), most of these are based on canon or semicanon stuff. (The Episodes/Movies/Specials which I got the idea/evidence from are in these brackets)
WARNING- YAP SESSION BELLOW THE CUT
1) Low-Key Genius, but keeps it on the downlow- he knows the secret ingredient for a love potion (Madly Madagascar- Valentine's day special), he somehow knows exactly what is needed to make an antidote for the super ray (Mort Unbound- tpom episode), he made makeshift TNT with nothing but candy (When The Chips Are Down- tpom episode) and he built an entire mech suit (Untouchable- tpom episode) with lots of tech stuff and it hasn't turned evil, so far better than whatever Kowalski makes, however it did get dismantled by wasps (Siege the day-tpom episode)😕, also there was a commentary where the movie!penguins' VAs were discussing over the 1st movie and Private referred to himself as "the codes guy" and Skipper told him not to brag or something similar, I can't find that commentary right now but I remember watching it and saving it in a youtube playlist, but it's since been privated or it's not available in my country ig (Commentary On YouTube by The Movie!Penguins, which may or may not be hidden in your country)
2) Bipolar- this one is purely based on the comment Cupid made- "We want to be bipolar" (Merry Madagascar special), but it also fits him weirdly well, however I am not a psychologist/therapist or anyone who has studied this particular subject so I can't exactly provide commentary
3) Forced Personality- [now I just wanna clarify that this isn't character bashing, he's my fave] He usually forces his personality into a one dimensional box, when he's Private, he's cute, when he's Mr.Tux, he's charming, he mostly does this to avoid getting backlash from the other characters,"You sure shattered my dreams","I like all my men one-dimensional" (Mr.Tux- tpom episode), also he got stabbed by Skipper for quoting Shakespeare (Operation Break-Speare- tpom episode) and sure, the sword was fake but Skipper didn't know that when he stabbed my boy [that was metaphorical, I'm younger than Private, who's canonically 20 in the show]
4) Hates Manfredi & Jonson- You expect me to think he tried to smother both of them after 'hearing only the first half [of the order]' (Maurice at Peace- tpom episode), mind you he has disobeyed orders before- multiple times "Private, slap yourself!", "No!" (Cute-Astrophe- tpom episode), "No Sweets", Private then proceeds to sneak sweets to recon (Skorca!- tpom episode), and he has questioned orders a lot more (Truth Ache- tpom episode), don't you think he would've doubted the order or asked for clarification or something? Cause the way I see it, he tried to murder 2 of his teammates on the base of an order which he didn't think twice about, he thought the whole team was on-board, so clearly there's one conclusion- he hated them and thought the team hated them too.
5) Every Time He Curses, The Universe Breaks- "In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head, then kiss your *pop* goodbye" (Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa), the universe censors him in unconventional ways, sometimes the safety vest pops, other times lightning strikes- it depends on the swear word, and the world doesn't like when he swears, that's why Private swearing can have the most disastrous of consequences, and he will be using that as a weapon in the future and maybe destroy the world in the process
6) Guilt-Related Hallucinations- he has had those in at least 2 instances, 1st- when he thinks he killed Mort, where he hallucinates Mort's ghost (The Penguins Stays In The Picture- tpom episode), and when he thinks he doomed his friends [although that's more of an auditory hallucination but same difference] (Private and the Winky Factory)
7) Anxiety- he sleep walks in one episode for a few seconds, until he bumps into Kowalski which wakes him and prompts him to yeet his sleeping mask [yes I still use yeet, sue me] which can be a sign of stress or anxiety (Invention Intervention- tpom episode)
8) Lots Of Exes- "Mr.Tux left nothing but a trail of broken hearts and shattered dreams" (Mr.Tux- tpom episode), I swear there's more to that quote and I'm gonna make it up [why do you think I gave him so many exes during tpom ship week 2026?]
9) Gambler, Alcoholic, ect- there are no hints to him being an alcoholic but I like to give him more problems [DRINK RESPONSIBLY], we already know the story Private gave us, but there has to be more to his backstory, if it was just a friendly competition at mini golf, The Amarillo Kid wouldn't have set the base to explode, also we saw that King Julien was gonna lose everything to The Amarillo Kid, so clearly this is more than just a game of skill, it's taking a risk with your money [I DO NOT CONDONE GAMBLING, IT'S A BAD ADDICTION, I AM JUST SPECULATING A FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S BACKSTORY, WHICH MAY INCLUDE BAD HABITS], and clearly it was a game that was deciding who wins or loses it all, and after Mr.Tux left no one was willing to bet on anything with the Amarillo Kid, he was almost out of everything he owns and without anyone else wanting to take a chance so that The Kid could win some more things, so he needed to find Tux again, ...but where and how? (Mr.Tux- tpom episode), later The Amarillo Kid comes seeking help, people finally decided to play the games of skill with him, but he lost, and now two brothers want to take his armor and use it as a guacamole bowl, alas those are the risks of gambling [DON'T GAMBLE, I SAY AGAIN, GAMBLING IS VERY BAD], (Showdown on Fairway 18- tpom episode)
That's all I have for now, I'll see later if I have more ideas
Words cant express how much I hate u white demons in this fandom ur all incest loving racist slop enjoyers and for fucking what dude u just wanna be edgy and shit and for fucking what??? Like genuinely if hell is real I hope u guys are all in it one day burning with sacha baron cohen im so serious not even joking its not even abt the characters PERSE its abt the fucking principle why tf u wanna watch 2 brothers dicking down, why u wanna see a father and son dicking down why cant u guys ever draw black/brown people normally without making them ashy or hitting them with the orientalist ray instead of doing fucking research???? Like genuinely I get this is "racist tropes: the franchise" but that genuinely does not give u guys an excuse to be fucking worthless edgeslopping, incest-loving, racist ass chuds like genuinely are u not embarrassed?? Are you not???? And ik this isnt like what people wanna see in their "le wholesome fandom tag!!" but like u guys need to start behaving normally bc its so fucking gross and disheartening to see u guys all act this way like I used to like some of u guys man why if one is not reblogging incest the other is drawing nazi symbols casually like idk idk idk maybe I'm crazy but I just want a fandom that behaves fucking normally for once u dont have to be saints (hell, have u seen the shit I've posted?) but u need to have morals and basic fucking decency instead of just "its just fiction"-ing ur way through all the bullshit u guys post, alot of u guys let actual groomers and just genuine demons into this fandom and act all buddy buddy it pisses me off so bad u guys will (re)post the most heinous shit, reply to a valid critique on how weird that shit is with "dont like, dont read" and go to bed genuinely thinking u guys deserve to live, u rlly dont... And Ik ur all gonna say "oh its not that deep" but it really fucking is bc art does reflect reality and its fucking weird ur all so cool with racism and incest in this fandom and ur all just ignoring it to play friend politics with these people instead of just blocking them and having morals for once in ur life instead of going "duurrr.... le epic penguins......" or "duuuhhhhhh... le swagnificent lemurs........." like u people just need to get ur shit together basically and treat poc and incest victims with respect bc u guys' insensitivity towards both groups is just so disgusting. Again dont "its just fiction" ur way into excusing all this bullshit bc again its about the PRINCIPLE and how this shit just shows alot of u guys' lack of morals but ah well u guys wont care anyways ur too busy being hecking wholesome with those groomers and racists u all love so much!!! What does it even matter, right??? Who cares??? U guys sure dont!!
note: auto cannibalism means eating your own flesh. like if you cut off your finger and eat it thats auto cannibalism. for anyone who doesnt know what that means. now you know
you are a clone. you have all the memories of the original, and think the same way as they do. you are, essentially, a perfect copy of them. now then, if you were to murder the original…
surprise (prompt) - Private x Hunter's dad, it's a thank-you kiss ig (for saving his daughter), I mean Hunter's dad did invite Private to dinner or lunch or something in the episode (what have I created?), Julien makes an appearance in the 2nd picture and looks about as traumatized as everyone else [this is my first time drawing kj ever], ig Hunter's got 2 dads now/j
pebbles (prompt) - another oc makes an appearance, Private deserves a shiny gift once in a while
And this time there is an old version of prompt one, which I like better than the remake
Also I'm not late according to American Time, I just finished the second prompt
I was only shipping them for the shock value, I think I've mentioned shipping purely for shock value before (that's the same reason I started shipping Riggy x Private and Private x Kuchikukan). I just thought I should explain that. Also I'm pretty sure it's a popular trope in media (I've seen it a lot) where someone dates their friend's parent or at least has a crush on them so idk, I just wanted to see what would happen.
Sometimes I think about that time King Julien dated a pineapple that he only referred to as he/him and I think that’s gotta be the weirdest coming out moment
Yeah he got jealous and kidnapped the pineapple then tried to take him back but ended up destroying him, pineapple owes a lot of fruit money in the afterlife, Julien saw him again briefly after grabbing a bomb when he thought Maurice was dead
Wasn't the pineapple a metaphor for his dead ancestors or am I remembering wrong? I don't think he dated the pineapple but I could be misremembering, although it was implied he dates Maurice throughout AHKJ, and it was implied a lot, and a lot of fans ship Julien with Skipper in the TPOM spinoff. So still bi
Y'know what I've noticed about the internet or any media at all is that the age gap only matters if it's two mortal beings but make one of them immortal and it's suddenly fine if the age gap is 100+ years, so y'know just something I've noticed. (BTW this is purely fictionally speaking any age gap where someone is old enough to be the other's parent is not okay) I don't know why I have to specify that but I know the people on the internet are gonna try to twist my words, cause some of them are just like ragebaiting genies
TPOM SHIP WEEK 2026, DAY 5 • STUPID TOGETHER - OBLIVIOUS
stupid together (prompt) - there's two Privates now and self love is important [sorry it doesn't have a background and that much shadows , as I said I have to get up early and it's really late, I'm going to bed after I post this]
oblivious (prompt) - Cupid and Private meet again, I was indecisive about wether to keep Cupid's spots or not but since reindeer don't have spots and this was a creative decision from DreamWorks I decided to keep her spots
Yeah I didn't really have any ideas about the prompts, you can tell it's rush
Remember how I said I needed to go to bed, well I did and apparently slept through the entire day, I just ate and showered, but I have to get up at around 06:30 tomorrow (my time), so I have until 06:00 (my time) to finish the day 4 tpom ship week drawings, and I'm just getting started now... So if they look bad or unfinished or something, I swear I didn't do that on purpose, if that does happen I'll probably redo them when the tpom ship week is over
Private was low key a pessimist in all the movies, I mean in the first Madagascar movie he straight up said Antarctica sucks, in the second Madagascar movie he cursed out Darwin and the passengers too ig, in the Penguins of Madagascar movie he was moody the whole time, like he's about to "die" by a laser and then deeply sighs because someone said being cute is all he has (which might be a reference to the show since it came out before the movie, specifically the episode "High Moltage" where Private himself states that his cuteness is all he's got, at least we know who put that in his head), in the third mada movie he was bummed out about not being able to become president, like there's been times in the show where he's pessimistic but that's when it's really wrung outta him, just imagine how done with life he has to be in the movies. Like in the movie specials he's fine, but like damn the movie cast is really horrible to him sometimes aren't they? I mean when he gets the chance to lead the team he immediately forces them to do push-ups (yes, I consider that short a part of the movie verse cause of the desings), that's brutal... Or a power trip, at least that's semi-consistant throughout the movie and the show. I just love how nuanced Private is, that's why he's my favorite character, also the angst potential, so much angst potential, why aren't there more fics with Private angst, I need them. If you have any please reccomend them, they're very hard to find, trust me I've tried, also I'm writing this while I'm very tired so if there's any mistakes it's probably because of that.
surprise (prompt) - Private x Hunter's dad, it's a thank-you kiss ig (for saving his daughter), I mean Hunter's dad did invite Private to dinner or lunch or something in the episode (what have I created?), Julien makes an appearance in the 2nd picture and looks about as traumatized as everyone else [this is my first time drawing kj ever], ig Hunter's got 2 dads now/j
pebbles (prompt) - another oc makes an appearance, Private deserves a shiny gift once in a while
And this time there is an old version of prompt one, which I like better than the remake
Also I'm not late according to American Time, I just finished the second prompt
I just realized Riggy x Private is just Skephalo in a "furry" font and I don't know how to feel about that, it's kinda growing on me tho, so I need to think of a Riggy x Private ship name later
ice cream (prompt) - I decided to do another oc so we don't just repeat Riggy and knockoff Gladstone again and again, but Private is probably gonna be in all the drawings since he's my fav
future (prompt) - Private likes to gloat and Kuchikukan (still trapped in a vacuum cleaner) let's him cause he's such a great listener, I mean the first time they met he listened to Private talk abt his lunacorns
TPOM SHIP WEEK 2026, DAY 2 ● AU - MISUNDERSTANDINGS
AU (prompt) - shameless self promotion
misunderstandings (prompt) - watching your "enemy" pole dance
This is a really old one (wasn't even for the prompt) but I had no time left to draw it cause I drew the other one, sorry. Also those weren't connected even at first like one is just kuchikukan and the other was meant for tpom angst week prompt "backstory", I just really don't manage time well, forgive me, I'll do better, I promise shsbhdbwgebwygehwigqbejhsbwuuwhwuywh2ggwy
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