Thinking about a bottom!Stephen idea, mainly ironstrange:
Stephen gets hit by some kind of spell that makes everyone (the Avengers) inexplicably fall for him. The only one who seems unaffected is Tony—because he’s already attracted to Stephen.🤔🤔🤔
Mike Driver
Acquired Stardust
d e v o n

No title available
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
art blog(derogatory)

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

⁂

★
Today's Document
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosimo Galluzzi

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

ellievsbear
Peter Solarz

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from China
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from Singapore

seen from Türkiye

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia

seen from France

seen from South Africa

seen from France

seen from Indonesia

seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Germany
seen from Poland

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from South Korea
@zanewalker13
Thinking about a bottom!Stephen idea, mainly ironstrange:
Stephen gets hit by some kind of spell that makes everyone (the Avengers) inexplicably fall for him. The only one who seems unaffected is Tony—because he’s already attracted to Stephen.🤔🤔🤔
Meister - Hans Landa x Reader [Smut]
Synopsis: You wait to give Landa a sexy little surprise when he comes home, but realize he’s not alone.
Notes: requested by anon! Not as plot heavy as my other Landa ones, and much shorter, but certainly as smutty! xx Enjoy a tiny taste of our Austrian daddy, it’s been a while.
Herr Colonel Landa’s home is a large one. He has money, and he’s not one to shy away from displaying it. He’s not overly cocky about it– he just takes pleasure in the fact that he’s living comfortably, and by proxy, so are you.
Today, you’ve spent the day straightening up the place, telling your maids they’ve got the day off. You want to welcome the master of the house home properly… as his little French maid waiting for him.
You had met Hans about a year ago at a party in Paris, where you’re from, and it had been an instant attraction. You had been a dancing girl, and dancing girls did not typically start relationships with patrons of the bar, but Hans had been irresistible. He’s so powerful, yet quietly so. So spontaneous, yet so well spoken. The man is a walking contradiction, and you find the mystery deadly attractive.
You wait in your sexy maid outfit on the stairs as the front door opens. You can’t wait to see his reaction– you’re determined to remind Hans just how much he means to you.
“Hermann lernte ziemlich schnell, dass zweite Chancen nicht in meiner Natur liegen–" (Hermann learned quite quickly that second chances are not in my nature, when–) Hans stops as he sees you on the steps, and your eyes widen as you notice there are other men with him. His eyes widen as well, and you try to cover up as the two uniformed men accompanying him chuckle.
"Ah Landa. Es sieht so aus, als warte deine Dame im Warten.” (Ah Landa. It appears your lady in waiting is waiting.)
“Sieht aus, als hätte das Mädchen ein Geschenk für Sie.” (Looks like the maid has a gift for you.) The two officers continue to snicker, and you’re mortified.
“That would be my wife,” Landa says slowly, and the other two men stall their laughter, fear dawning on their faces. Landa just smirks your way. “How beautiful you look, my dear. As it so happens– I am not the only one who thinks so.”
The two other men chuckle again, nervously this time. But Landa just keeps smiling your way. With that same unnerving smile on his face, he straightens his uniform coat. “Gentlemen, would you excuse me for a moment? Please, make yourselves comfortable. I’ll be with you shortly.”
You back away up the stairs as Hans’ dark eyes roam your body. You’ve got tiny lace panties on, and a white and black frilly apron that just barely covers your breasts.
“Hans–” you try to assure him, but he’s not having it. He takes your wrist as if to lead you upstairs, but ultimately decides against it. He can’t wait that long.
Grabbing you by the thighs, he pushes you up against the banister, and parts your legs, moving down between them. After he has them open enough and unhooks your garter belt, you feel his tongue probe your panties, and you sling a leg over his shoulder. He quiets your moans with a pinch to your ass, and mouths along your swollen bud until you’re practically crying.
“Hush, Fraulein,” he snaps up at you, “Any of them could come out and see me defiling you on the stairs, and we don’t want that. Hermann and Stefan have seen enough of you for one day.”
“Yes sir, herr colonel,” you breathe, head tilting back in ecstasy. He inserts a finger into you, and you cry out as he curves it. He continues to assault your G-spot with his fingers and your clit with his tongue, until you let out a moan, coming against his face.
He raises his eyebrows. “Très rapidement, ma cherie.” (Very quickly.)
“Je suis faible pour ce que tu me fais, Hans.” (I’m weak for what you do to me, Hans.) you growl, “Tu sais ça.” (You know this.)
You drop to your knees, urging him down as well, and he lays on the stairs as you move down to undo his pants. You take him out, licking your lips at the sight of his erection. He groans, so you lower your mouth down over him, getting him even harder. You straddle him, lowering down onto his cock, and he grabs your hips, mumbling German curse words as you ride him like that on the stairs.
“You’re right,” you whisper, “They could come out at any time daddy, see me riding you, see you fucking me hard…” You moan, pressing your hand to his chest for leverage. “Fuck me hard, Hans.”
He moans your name, and pushes his hips up, once, twice more as he gasps. “Are you close, my sweet? Mm? My sweet little whore?”
“Yes,” you moan, “Bitte… Bitte Hans, ah…”
“Look at this costume… you knew exactly what it would do to me.”
“Yes!”
You bite your lip as you grind down once more and come hard at the same time as he does. He shakes his head, astonished.
“I suppose there will be no explanation, will there?” You crawl up between his legs, and giggle.
“Juste accueillir mon maître à la maison.” (Just welcoming my master home.)
Verführung - Hans Landa x Reader [Smut]
Synopsis: To help the Basterds steal a German map, you’re given the seemingly impossible task to distract the infamous Hans Landa– with seduction.
Notes: Very NSFW (even though I wrote this at work lmao). Rough smut. Face slapping, spanking, choking, and daddy kink. Hans is a kinky man!
@underratedcharactersimagines here it is!!
You’re all lined up, each waiting for the leader of the group to bark a command at you. Roles are assigned for the upcoming mission, and you’re last in line.
“Hold on,” you say, “If Bridget’s doing that, what the hell am I doing?”
“(y/n),” Raine says, coming over and crossing his arms. “You… have got jus ‘bout the worst job of all of us.”
You blink, and it starts to dawn on you at all the guys’ sympathetic glances down the line. “Seduce Landa?”
“Seduce Landa,” Raine nods.
“Seduce the Jew Hunter.”
“Seduce the god damn Jew Hunter, that’s right.”
You run a hand through your hair. “Why can’t you do it?”
“I’d love to, I would, but I just don’t think I’m his type.”
You sigh. “This is shit.”
“Grade A shit, you bet your sweet lil buns it is. Tell me, what do we do?”
“We kill Nazis,” you scoff, “Not fuck them.”
“Well in this par-tic-ular instance, fuckin’ 'em leads to killin’ em. So if we’re gonna get those Nazi maps, then you’re gonna need to get down and dirty to distract the man with the plan. Just don’t let him get your name.” You must have an incredibly detesting look on your face, because Raine laughs. “Come on, fake it! Ain’t nobody better'n you at that.”
“He won’t let me,” you say, “Haven’t you heard the stories? He’s too smart. He’ll see right through it.”
“He’s sharp,” Raine nods, “But hell, you’re sharper. You’ll figure somethin’ out.”
“Do I have to go all the way?”
“You have to go pretty damn far. The longer you take, the better for us.”
“Let’s hope the colonel knows how to last,” Donnie jokes.
“Right,” you whisper, and take a deep breath.
Your heart is pounding hard in your chest, legs almost jelly as you walk into the gala. You had been talking yourself through this all night, and sure, you were a skilled conversationalist and a magnificent actress, but could you really take on the famed Jew Hunter’s wit with only what’s between your legs as a weapon? You’d never even met him before, only heard stories of the big bad Colonel Landa. You could only imagine how horrible he would look, how terrible he would be to speak to. You flatten your tight dress against your stomach, wondering if there would be bullet holes through it by the end of the night, and turn to Raine.
“How do I look?”
“Scrumptious.”
“Suits me,” you sigh, and straighten your posture, striding through the crowd with a delicate confidence that could garner the attention of any man present. You part company with the Basterds, looking around the room. Either Hans was on his way now and hadn’t arrived yet, or he had and you were up shit’s creek trying to find him for the rest of the night. You keep your calm, cool, collected persona as you scan the room. You grit your teeth as you think back to the exchange you’d had with Raine on the way here.
“How am I supposed to identify him?! I don’t know what he looks like, you never showed me a fucking picture.”
“You’ll know it’s him. I assume he commands a room, so you’ll know it’s him immediately.”
You pick up a glass of champagne, and just as you’re about to take a sip, you notice someone has just entered. He’s followed by about four men in uniform, and you strain to see his face.
Your heartbeat picks up as people part for the man.
That’s him. That’s Landa.
You can barely identify what he looks like from here, but you can tell by his presence alone that it’s him.
Keep reading
the only word i can pronounce rn is FUCK.
Verführung - Hans Landa x Reader [Smut]
Synopsis: To help the Basterds steal a German map, you’re given the seemingly impossible task to distract the infamous Hans Landa– with seduction.
Notes: Very NSFW (even though I wrote this at work lmao). Rough smut. Face slapping, spanking, choking, and daddy kink. Hans is a kinky man!
@underratedcharactersimagines here it is!!
You’re all lined up, each waiting for the leader of the group to bark a command at you. Roles are assigned for the upcoming mission, and you’re last in line.
“Hold on,” you say, “If Bridget’s doing that, what the hell am I doing?”
“(y/n),” Raine says, coming over and crossing his arms. “You… have got jus ‘bout the worst job of all of us.”
You blink, and it starts to dawn on you at all the guys’ sympathetic glances down the line. “Seduce Landa?”
“Seduce Landa,” Raine nods.
“Seduce the Jew Hunter.”
“Seduce the god damn Jew Hunter, that’s right.”
You run a hand through your hair. “Why can’t you do it?”
“I’d love to, I would, but I just don’t think I’m his type.”
You sigh. “This is shit.”
“Grade A shit, you bet your sweet lil buns it is. Tell me, what do we do?”
“We kill Nazis,” you scoff, “Not fuck them.”
“Well in this par-tic-ular instance, fuckin’ 'em leads to killin’ em. So if we’re gonna get those Nazi maps, then you’re gonna need to get down and dirty to distract the man with the plan. Just don’t let him get your name.” You must have an incredibly detesting look on your face, because Raine laughs. “Come on, fake it! Ain’t nobody better'n you at that.”
“He won’t let me,” you say, “Haven’t you heard the stories? He’s too smart. He’ll see right through it.”
“He’s sharp,” Raine nods, “But hell, you’re sharper. You’ll figure somethin’ out.”
“Do I have to go all the way?”
“You have to go pretty damn far. The longer you take, the better for us.”
“Let’s hope the colonel knows how to last,” Donnie jokes.
“Right,” you whisper, and take a deep breath.
Your heart is pounding hard in your chest, legs almost jelly as you walk into the gala. You had been talking yourself through this all night, and sure, you were a skilled conversationalist and a magnificent actress, but could you really take on the famed Jew Hunter’s wit with only what’s between your legs as a weapon? You’d never even met him before, only heard stories of the big bad Colonel Landa. You could only imagine how horrible he would look, how terrible he would be to speak to. You flatten your tight dress against your stomach, wondering if there would be bullet holes through it by the end of the night, and turn to Raine.
“How do I look?”
“Scrumptious.”
“Suits me,” you sigh, and straighten your posture, striding through the crowd with a delicate confidence that could garner the attention of any man present. You part company with the Basterds, looking around the room. Either Hans was on his way now and hadn’t arrived yet, or he had and you were up shit’s creek trying to find him for the rest of the night. You keep your calm, cool, collected persona as you scan the room. You grit your teeth as you think back to the exchange you’d had with Raine on the way here.
“How am I supposed to identify him?! I don’t know what he looks like, you never showed me a fucking picture.”
“You’ll know it’s him. I assume he commands a room, so you’ll know it’s him immediately.”
You pick up a glass of champagne, and just as you’re about to take a sip, you notice someone has just entered. He’s followed by about four men in uniform, and you strain to see his face.
Your heartbeat picks up as people part for the man.
That’s him. That’s Landa.
You can barely identify what he looks like from here, but you can tell by his presence alone that it’s him.
Keep reading
could you please do another hans smut? Like one with his wife before the scene in the restaurant with Gobbels and everyone else. I know Hans shows up late which he strikes me as the punctual type so what if him and his wife got there early and got a little carried away if you know what i mean. also could he be sweet with her like she’s his long time wife?
The early bird gets to squirm 🕊️ (Sequel to look who's all tied up!)
Hii sweet face! I hope you enjoy the fic and thank you so much for sending a request :) I tried my best to make it as close to the request as possible, the only differences are that they're going to be newly married because I had the idea to make this a sequel to "look who's all tied up," set a year after the first fics events with most the basterds and Bridget being alive! This also means that it won't be a meeting with Gobbles, but instead I thought it could be an anniversary dinner/meeting with Hans friends 💞 I'm so sorry to alter the request but it inspired me to make a sequeal😫 I hope that's okay😫🙏✨ thank you again, love! I hope you enjoy it :)
⚠️Warnings!!⚠️: 18 PLUS ONLY! MINORS DENIED: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Contents: Mostly proof read! Super duper smutty, reader and Hans are a newly married couple, American! ex-(kinda) basterd reader, sweet and horny Landa,kinda jealous!Landa, unprotected spontaneous public sex, vaginal penetration, anal penetration, slight humiliation kink, Hans teasing reader, toaster strudel, spit kink, multiple positions, cum eating (to the extreme), face riding (female receiving oral), big daddy kink. This is going to be a Hans Landa fuck fest.
✨🕊️✨🕊️✨🕊️✨🕊️✨🕊️✨🕊️✨🕊️
Hans landa x reader where he beat the crap out of u bc he jealous or something also I love ur writing style
pairing: hans landa x fem!reader
warnings: mean hans, boot worship, boot riding, hair pulling.
notes: i love this request!!! i'm blushing, thank you nonnie <3 i hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing it. i am truly sorry for making you wait! let me know if you'd like a part two because i have more nasty things in mind for my man. heh.
HANS LANDA doesn't need to tell you when you've done something wrong. You might not know what it was specifically, that has him looking at you like that — as if he's expecting you to quiver like a fawn born yesterday. You've come to realize how very good he is at that; communicating with his eyes alone.
He pats his thigh, leaning back in the chair. His chin is held high, and there's that tiniest bit of curl at the corner of his mouth. It's absolutely infuriating how little he has to say in order to be understood — not just by you, of course. He's made a career out of it.
You hold your breath when you sit on his thigh, as if touching him would burn your skin.
"Your bravery is admirable," He says, like a genuine praise. One hand rests on your hip to keep you in place, the other stays on his right thigh. "as much as it is idiotic."
You don't know what to say — he's yet to tell you what you've done wrong. The events of tonight play in your head like a movie, but you can't seem to remember any specifics due to the multiple glasses of champagne you've had. He sees it on your face, but it doesn't come as a surprise to him. Judging from the heat of your cheeks when he moves his hand to brush your hair back, all you'll remember tomorrow is how much fun you've had.
"Get on the ground." Your confusion only grows when his command reaches your ears, but you do as you're told anyway — sitting on your heels before him awkwardly. You suddenly don't know where to look, the intensity of his gaze too overwhelming at the moment.
He shifts in his seat, his left foot sliding forward without another word. You look up at him, expecting him to say something but once again, he doesn't need to. The expectant arch of his brow is more than enough.
You move closer until you're sitting directly on his boot, and when you look up at him again, he isn't even looking at you anymore — as if the lit cigarette between his fingers is much more deserving of his attention than you are.
Your hips start moving on their own, bottom lip caught between your teeth. You're much more sensitive than usual from the alcohol and the humiliation you feel, but it's overshadowed by the need to get off. You quickly realize it's nowhere near enough, as there's little to no friction on your clit unless you angle your hips in a very specific, uncomfortable way. It's clear that you're getting frustrated, which earns an amused hum from Hans.
His cock is hard, and he can't tell if it's from the sight of tears forming in your pretty eyes, or the pathetic whimpers that fall from your lips as you grow more desperate. Either way, he wishes he could get his dick wet, make you ride him until you can't think straight. Unfortunately, he has to wait until he can be sure you've learned your lesson.
The fingers of his free hand tangle in your hair, tugging it until you're looking up at him properly. Your eyes are watering from the pain, but you manage to hold his gaze.
"Shouldn't have acted like a desperate bitch in public, sweetheart. Allowing my own men to touch and flirt with you however they please. Are you out of your fucking mind?" He hissed, his grip tightening around the strands. "You embarrass me. Only thinking with your pussy. Unbelievable."
Before you could react, he's yanking you off, causing you to stumble back a little. His boot is glistening with your wetness, and you catch his lips twitch with disdain.
"Clean that up."
You lean down, tongue lapping at the toe of his boot. You grimace at the bitter taste, and you try not to think about where these boots have been. At the same time, this entire situation is incredibly arousing to you — humiliating as it is, you've always found this side of him attractive. Ruthless, unforgiving and absolutely fuckable.
"We're finishing this at home." His voice snapped you out of your thoughts, tilting your head to look up at his now standing form.
i MIGHT be a masochist guys
christoph waltz in green-ish lighting, various years.
I've got a Bad Desire
Disclaimer: this is my first time posting on tumblr, i normally post on ao3 as 'beatmewithurbitterlies' and this will probably be cross-posted onto there as well, under the same title. This is just FAN fiction, also I-I- don't speak German, but i really don't and same with all the other languages used (french and italian) so i'm begging any native speakers to forgive my use of google translate. Also this is a loosely based off of Secretary (2002) so self harm will be referenced and explored in depth.
When looking for a job as a secretary, you end up finding more than what you could've bargained for.
Warnings: Masochism, rough sex, power imbalance, age gap, hair pulling, manipulation, self-harm, grotesque imagery, violence, improper BDSM etiquette, oral sex, and other things too, probably
Word count: 13k
>> If you liked my Stepdad William Afton x Stepdaughter Reader one-shots, you might be thrilled to learn I am working on not one, but two, stepdad collection books. << And yes, we can get smutty! Open call for Stepdad x AFAB Reader prompts.
I’m opening prompts now, so send in your ideas (anon or not). The bolder, the better.
One collection will center around pregnancy themes, the other will be a general stepdad x reader anthology.
Drop your prompts via the form or DM. I’m ready to hear them.
PS. Those of you who have stumbled upon my smutty works before might have noticed some tales have gone missing. They're being re-edited and offered back into the world, some as remastered versions for free, others as reworked works in ebook or even paperback and hardback form 🥳 If you want to keep an eye on my works and whether they will be available to you, follow me for more or keep an eye on my socials or website <3
Hiii could you write some Landa x female reader? Maybe some bondage + gun stuff, if you’re comfortable with that. Thank you :3
🎀 Look who's all tied up 🎀
🎀Hii, sweet face :) Ofc, I would love to 🎀 This is going to be real fun lol, thank you so much for the request and I hope you enjoy it!
@chickhabitz !!
⚠️!!Warnings!!⚠️ 18+ ONLY: YOU'VE BEEN ADVISED!! Long read but definitely worth it!! One of my best fanfics yet!! This is going to be an absolute smut fest- Flirty! Aldo (don't get confused it is indeed a Hans fic), mentions of being drugged, breeding kink, cum play, rough and tough Hans, cream pie, cum feeding, anal penetration, vaginal penetration, unprotected sex, very rough sex, bondage, knife play-you've been advised! I hope you enjoyed the fic :) mostly proof read!
FUCK YEAH
apple strudel (hans landa x dieter hellstrom's sister!reader)
-> (gif not mine)
summary: "is that not one of the best things you've ever put in your mouth?"; reader is dieter's sister, and on the day she finally manages to escape his protection, she falls straight into the hands of the most dangerous man in the ss
warnings: who knows, he's a bit handsy
word count: 2512
a.n: requested by the lovely @climbf. i hope you enjoy!!
~
"Are you sure you're going to be alright?"
"Dieter, for the last time, it's fine."
"I can drive you into town it's no problem for me."
"Dieter."
He had asked once when you were making coffee, once whilst reading the paper, once whilst you were brushing your teeth, a fourth time as you were brushing out your hair, and now, stood by the side of his car, he asked again.
"Alright, alright," he sighed, giving the bridge of his nose a harsh pinch.
"Dieter if you don't leave now you're going to be late. I'm not going to be the one to get you into trouble. You've got to get going."
You reached out to put a hand on his shoulder, rubbing your thumb in a circle as you had when you were younger. Though Dieter was six years your senior, you had often found yourself comforting him when he'd got into fights at school, holding his head protectively in the playground as he balled his hands into fists. And even now, both of you well clear of your teenage years, you were still the only person who could calm him down. Your close childhood years had left him protective over you to such a degree that you could scarcely go out without informing him. He knew all of your friends, all of the bars you went to, usually screening them before allowing you to become a regular: he couldn't stand the idea of letting you out into the wild.
You knew it came from a place of love, but you were in university now, and you wanted to experience all of the recklessness that came with it; even in the war, there was still a little room left for fun. However, in the midst of his shadow over you, you spent most of your weekends with him. As some kind of compensation he always let you pick the activity, but it meant you spent barely any time apart. Of course you loved him: he was your brother after all. You just would've liked to explore a little: live a little.
It was a grey Wednesday, and you unusually had the day off. Your classics lecturer had called in sick, instead giving a list of required reading for the next couple of days. Although you were happy for the small sleep in, Dieter was anything but pleased at the disruption to his schedule: you went to university during the week, and come Saturday his eyes could be back on you.
Now he found himself in an impossible situation. You had obtained free roam of the city and his duties prevented him from keeping a watchful eye over you. He'd already tried pleading that you just stay at home, to even spend the day studying in the library, but you had protested you did enough of that anyway - you needed a change of pace.
"But where are you going to go?" he almost whined. One hand was outstretched to the car door, ready to get in: you just needed to coax him a little further.
Sighing, you leaned over to kiss his cheek. "I'll just go to our usual cafe." Nearly. "You know everyone in there. It'll be fine. You don't have to worry. Now-" You moved forward, practically ushering him into the car yourself, much to the amusement of his driver. "-you have a good day. And I'll see you tonight. We can even go out to dinner if you want to. I love you."
He scarcely had chance to say it back before you signalled for the car to start and you finally waved goodbye to him.
You were good to your word. Packing up your books from the living room and wrapping a scarf up to your chin, you braved the cold morning and made your way down to the cafe. The waiter remembered your order - or at least, remembered whose sister you were - and within five minutes of entering the place you were sitting back in a booth by the window, puffing at your first cigarette of many and sipping away at your coffee.
The reading for the day was quite heavy; you were starting on translations from ancient Greek, and the preliminary work had you piling books up on your table, spending twenty minutes per sentence trying to figure out what was going on. You loved your subject, and the soft music of the band across the way was gave the perfect atmosphere for your studies, but after two hours or so you were beginning to develop a headache. Leaning back against the plush, jade booth, you pinched the bridge of your nose, a habit you and your brother shared. The soft jazz was soothing and the pain was just beginning to retreat when you heard the groaning of a chair at your table being pulled along the wooden floor. You opened your eyes and were met with a tall figure dressed in a long, leather trench coat. An army man, as most of the clientele here were, but from the decorations on his chest you could tell there was something different about him. The way people from other tables glanced over their shoulders toward the pair of you, the whispers they exchanged at the sight of him.
"Mademoiselle, I don't believe I've had the pleasure," the figure said, reaching out for your hand. Even before introducing himself his lips were placing a coarse kiss against your knuckles, holding your gaze the whole while. "Would you mind if I joined you?"
"No, of course." Even from this small encounter you could already feel the heat rushing to your cheeks. Something about his manner told you you had met him before. There was something hidden behind those light eyes, something a little off in the way he smiled at you. For a moment you thought perhaps Dieter's fears had been well-placed, that maybe you should've just gone to the library. But then again, when would you ever be awarded such freedom again? Better to make the most of it while you could.
"I couldn't help but notice you were having some difficulties with your studies. It pains me to see such a beautiful woman so stressed."
"I'm perhaps being a little dramatic," you laughed, letting your hair fall over your face in an attempt to hide your new complexion. "It's just Greek."
"Ah, you are a language student?" His face lit up. "I, myself, am rather skilled when it comes to translation: perhaps I could be of some service to you."
The officer leaned forward eagerly, taking up one of your reference books with a pale hand. "Not languages," you admitted. "Classics. It's ancient Greek."
"Ah, that, my dear, may unfortunately be a little outside of my skill set. What a brain you must have!" He moved to light his own cigarette, studying you from across the small table like you were a piece of art. "I'd love if you'd let me pick it."
Your breath hitched. He must've meant it innocently. Perhaps it was just your closeted mind overcompensating for all the years Dieter had hidden you away. It had been so long since you'd had any interaction with a man other than your brother, and suddenly you felt like a shy schoolgirl again. In all fairness, your guest must've been at the very least twenty years your senior, so perhaps he too saw you as such.
In the midst of your racing mind you had forgotten to give him a response, which only made his smile grow.
"Well perhaps if I cannot aid you academically, I could at least help you relax a little." He must've known the effect he was having on you. Every line that rolled off his tongue was dripping with sensuality, the slow pace he dragged at his cigarette, making sure to give you a full profile of the movement of his lips. Though it brought shame to your cheeks, you began to wonder what they would feel like against your skin. You'd had a sample when he'd taken your hand earlier, but your imagination had more in mind. You couldn't stop thinking about how experienced a man his age would be.
"Tell me my dear - ah, my sincerest apologies! I haven't even introduced myself. Colonel Hans Landa, and you are?"
You thought your heart might stop in your chest. How you hadn't connected the dots yet you didn't know. Dieter had warned you about him, bringing home stories of the most dangerous man in the SS: and coming from your brother, that was quite the statement.
But even now that he had revealed his hand, you couldn't believe someone who had been so kind to you could've committed all of the atrocities you knew he was the perpetrator of.
"(Y/N)," you muttered, thumbing through a few of the pages before you absentmindedly. You shifted in your seat. His eyes were unrelenting.
"Do you have a second name?" he laughed.
You prayed the ground would open beneath you. You prayed for the rapture. Anything to save you from having to admit your family name.
Your prayers were heard. "Are you ready to order, sir?" A small, white-haired waiter stood a little away from the table, smiling softly with a pad and paper anticipating his order.
"Ah, excellent!" Saved by the bell. "My dear, have you had the strudel here? No? Well, we must fixed that immediately!" Hans ordered two portions of apple strudel, making sure to order cream alongside it, and helped you clear the table of your books. "Now, where were we?"
But he knew exactly where you were. You tried your best to linger as long as you could slipping your texts back into your bag, but there was no getting out of it.
"Hellstrom." You kept your voice barely above a whisper, hoping somehow he would fail to hear you. From the way his hands clapped together, you knew he had.
"Hellstrom? It cannot be! You are the little sister?"
"My reputation preceeds me," you laughed. It had never occurred to you had Dieter would discuss you at work, and now a new worry arose at what he might've said. You had been inseparable since childhood, for God's sake he used to change you when you were a baby: there was no such thing as a secret between the pair of you.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm just surprised because I know he watches over you like a shadow. Every time I've worked security with him he's been fretting over who might've got their hands on you." Hans laughed, turning his head to blow an ashy smoke cloud toward the window. "I never thought it would be me."
Now you were nervous. Nervous? You thought it was nerves. No - perhaps something else.
"I'm joking of course. You couldn't be in better hands." One of those hands now reached across to rest a top yours, enveloping it completely. You found yourself unable to tear your eyes away from him, desperate to know what was hidden behind that smile, why every small brush of his finger against your knuckles sent a wave of heat to your breast.
"Two apple strudels, moinseur, mademoiselle." Oh thank God for strudel. The waiter swooped in to save you, forcing the colonel to release you from his grip.
"Excellent!" Landa thanked the waiter and immediately moved to retrieve the small silver spoon buried deep in the pot of cream. "If you'll allow me." He dropped a spoonful of white cream down on top of your pastry, a devilish smile plastered across his features. It smelt gorgeous, you had to admit.
You anticipated your sweet tooth was about to get you into trouble.
"Go ahead, little Hellstrom." The name just brought visions of your brother back to your mind, and you scooped up a mouthful with great rapidity, hoping occupying your mouth might help silence your racing thoughts. A wave of sugar overwhelmed you, your eyes widening a little.
"Is that not one of the best things you've ever put in your mouth?"
You nearly choked. Trying to cover it up desperately you gave a small nod, moving your hand to cover your mouth.
"One cannot survive on black coffee and cigarettes alone," he cautioned.
"Now you're starting to sound like my brother."
Hans laughed, scooping up another spoonful, deliberating over every bite with minute detail. "Well, my apologies. That's the last thing I want. How shall I correct my behaviour?" Hans put down his spoon, crossing one leg over the other, waiting.
He expected a true response. He was patient. He could wait. You fumbled for something clever to say. You wanted with all your might to be able to match his fire, to show him that you were so much more than your brother's sister. But maybe that's truly all you were. "You know," you began instead, trying to steady your breath. You knew what your body was urging you to do and the very thought scared you: but your limbs had a mind of their own. Your lust was running on autopilot. Crossing one knee over the other, you stretched out your heeled foot just far enough so that it could brush against his trousers and continued to speak. "You know if Dieter found out I was sat alone with Colonel Hans Landa, he would lock me in my room and throw away the key."
Who was this person? Where had these words come from?
"Well then-" Slowly, you felt a hand slip out onto your bare knee, rustling up the fabric of your skirt at an agonising pace. You were so shocked you cast a glance about the room to make sure no-one was looking. "We'll have to keep this our secret, won't we?" His hands were surprisingly warm against your skin, beginning to draw out small, teasing circles from your knee to your mid-thigh. You wondered how far he would go. You wondered how much you could take. Your imagination alone had been enough to set your body a fire, and now he seemed to be only indulging you further. Niggling away at the back of your mind, that little voice continued to scream out Dieter's going to kill you.
But louder than that was the voice crying out, begging for his hand to climb just a little higher, just a little further.
Then, as suddenly as it had arrived, Hans withdrew his hand and reached once again for his leather gloves. You could've weeped from pure frustration.
"Sadly, my dear, I must say goodbye."
"No-" The word slipped out of your mouth before you could realise what you were saying. You must've stunk of desperation. You were sure you'd humiliated yourself, however Landa only gave you a sympathetic smile.
"I'm deeply sorry, but I do have my duties too. Although, little songbird," he said, leaning down to offer you a low promise, "do come and find me the next time your brother lets you out of your cage."
hoOOolY SHIT i am OH MY GOD BRO WHY more. Ive never been so frustrated in my DAMNED LIFE.
apple strudel (hans landa x dieter hellstrom's sister!reader)
-> (gif not mine)
summary: "is that not one of the best things you've ever put in your mouth?"; reader is dieter's sister, and on the day she finally manages to escape his protection, she falls straight into the hands of the most dangerous man in the ss
warnings: who knows, he's a bit handsy
word count: 2512
a.n: requested by the lovely @climbf. i hope you enjoy!!
~
"Are you sure you're going to be alright?"
"Dieter, for the last time, it's fine."
"I can drive you into town it's no problem for me."
"Dieter."
He had asked once when you were making coffee, once whilst reading the paper, once whilst you were brushing your teeth, a fourth time as you were brushing out your hair, and now, stood by the side of his car, he asked again.
"Alright, alright," he sighed, giving the bridge of his nose a harsh pinch.
"Dieter if you don't leave now you're going to be late. I'm not going to be the one to get you into trouble. You've got to get going."
You reached out to put a hand on his shoulder, rubbing your thumb in a circle as you had when you were younger. Though Dieter was six years your senior, you had often found yourself comforting him when he'd got into fights at school, holding his head protectively in the playground as he balled his hands into fists. And even now, both of you well clear of your teenage years, you were still the only person who could calm him down. Your close childhood years had left him protective over you to such a degree that you could scarcely go out without informing him. He knew all of your friends, all of the bars you went to, usually screening them before allowing you to become a regular: he couldn't stand the idea of letting you out into the wild.
You knew it came from a place of love, but you were in university now, and you wanted to experience all of the recklessness that came with it; even in the war, there was still a little room left for fun. However, in the midst of his shadow over you, you spent most of your weekends with him. As some kind of compensation he always let you pick the activity, but it meant you spent barely any time apart. Of course you loved him: he was your brother after all. You just would've liked to explore a little: live a little.
It was a grey Wednesday, and you unusually had the day off. Your classics lecturer had called in sick, instead giving a list of required reading for the next couple of days. Although you were happy for the small sleep in, Dieter was anything but pleased at the disruption to his schedule: you went to university during the week, and come Saturday his eyes could be back on you.
Now he found himself in an impossible situation. You had obtained free roam of the city and his duties prevented him from keeping a watchful eye over you. He'd already tried pleading that you just stay at home, to even spend the day studying in the library, but you had protested you did enough of that anyway - you needed a change of pace.
"But where are you going to go?" he almost whined. One hand was outstretched to the car door, ready to get in: you just needed to coax him a little further.
Sighing, you leaned over to kiss his cheek. "I'll just go to our usual cafe." Nearly. "You know everyone in there. It'll be fine. You don't have to worry. Now-" You moved forward, practically ushering him into the car yourself, much to the amusement of his driver. "-you have a good day. And I'll see you tonight. We can even go out to dinner if you want to. I love you."
He scarcely had chance to say it back before you signalled for the car to start and you finally waved goodbye to him.
You were good to your word. Packing up your books from the living room and wrapping a scarf up to your chin, you braved the cold morning and made your way down to the cafe. The waiter remembered your order - or at least, remembered whose sister you were - and within five minutes of entering the place you were sitting back in a booth by the window, puffing at your first cigarette of many and sipping away at your coffee.
The reading for the day was quite heavy; you were starting on translations from ancient Greek, and the preliminary work had you piling books up on your table, spending twenty minutes per sentence trying to figure out what was going on. You loved your subject, and the soft music of the band across the way was gave the perfect atmosphere for your studies, but after two hours or so you were beginning to develop a headache. Leaning back against the plush, jade booth, you pinched the bridge of your nose, a habit you and your brother shared. The soft jazz was soothing and the pain was just beginning to retreat when you heard the groaning of a chair at your table being pulled along the wooden floor. You opened your eyes and were met with a tall figure dressed in a long, leather trench coat. An army man, as most of the clientele here were, but from the decorations on his chest you could tell there was something different about him. The way people from other tables glanced over their shoulders toward the pair of you, the whispers they exchanged at the sight of him.
"Mademoiselle, I don't believe I've had the pleasure," the figure said, reaching out for your hand. Even before introducing himself his lips were placing a coarse kiss against your knuckles, holding your gaze the whole while. "Would you mind if I joined you?"
"No, of course." Even from this small encounter you could already feel the heat rushing to your cheeks. Something about his manner told you you had met him before. There was something hidden behind those light eyes, something a little off in the way he smiled at you. For a moment you thought perhaps Dieter's fears had been well-placed, that maybe you should've just gone to the library. But then again, when would you ever be awarded such freedom again? Better to make the most of it while you could.
"I couldn't help but notice you were having some difficulties with your studies. It pains me to see such a beautiful woman so stressed."
"I'm perhaps being a little dramatic," you laughed, letting your hair fall over your face in an attempt to hide your new complexion. "It's just Greek."
"Ah, you are a language student?" His face lit up. "I, myself, am rather skilled when it comes to translation: perhaps I could be of some service to you."
The officer leaned forward eagerly, taking up one of your reference books with a pale hand. "Not languages," you admitted. "Classics. It's ancient Greek."
"Ah, that, my dear, may unfortunately be a little outside of my skill set. What a brain you must have!" He moved to light his own cigarette, studying you from across the small table like you were a piece of art. "I'd love if you'd let me pick it."
Your breath hitched. He must've meant it innocently. Perhaps it was just your closeted mind overcompensating for all the years Dieter had hidden you away. It had been so long since you'd had any interaction with a man other than your brother, and suddenly you felt like a shy schoolgirl again. In all fairness, your guest must've been at the very least twenty years your senior, so perhaps he too saw you as such.
In the midst of your racing mind you had forgotten to give him a response, which only made his smile grow.
"Well perhaps if I cannot aid you academically, I could at least help you relax a little." He must've known the effect he was having on you. Every line that rolled off his tongue was dripping with sensuality, the slow pace he dragged at his cigarette, making sure to give you a full profile of the movement of his lips. Though it brought shame to your cheeks, you began to wonder what they would feel like against your skin. You'd had a sample when he'd taken your hand earlier, but your imagination had more in mind. You couldn't stop thinking about how experienced a man his age would be.
"Tell me my dear - ah, my sincerest apologies! I haven't even introduced myself. Colonel Hans Landa, and you are?"
You thought your heart might stop in your chest. How you hadn't connected the dots yet you didn't know. Dieter had warned you about him, bringing home stories of the most dangerous man in the SS: and coming from your brother, that was quite the statement.
But even now that he had revealed his hand, you couldn't believe someone who had been so kind to you could've committed all of the atrocities you knew he was the perpetrator of.
"(Y/N)," you muttered, thumbing through a few of the pages before you absentmindedly. You shifted in your seat. His eyes were unrelenting.
"Do you have a second name?" he laughed.
You prayed the ground would open beneath you. You prayed for the rapture. Anything to save you from having to admit your family name.
Your prayers were heard. "Are you ready to order, sir?" A small, white-haired waiter stood a little away from the table, smiling softly with a pad and paper anticipating his order.
"Ah, excellent!" Saved by the bell. "My dear, have you had the strudel here? No? Well, we must fixed that immediately!" Hans ordered two portions of apple strudel, making sure to order cream alongside it, and helped you clear the table of your books. "Now, where were we?"
But he knew exactly where you were. You tried your best to linger as long as you could slipping your texts back into your bag, but there was no getting out of it.
"Hellstrom." You kept your voice barely above a whisper, hoping somehow he would fail to hear you. From the way his hands clapped together, you knew he had.
"Hellstrom? It cannot be! You are the little sister?"
"My reputation preceeds me," you laughed. It had never occurred to you had Dieter would discuss you at work, and now a new worry arose at what he might've said. You had been inseparable since childhood, for God's sake he used to change you when you were a baby: there was no such thing as a secret between the pair of you.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm just surprised because I know he watches over you like a shadow. Every time I've worked security with him he's been fretting over who might've got their hands on you." Hans laughed, turning his head to blow an ashy smoke cloud toward the window. "I never thought it would be me."
Now you were nervous. Nervous? You thought it was nerves. No - perhaps something else.
"I'm joking of course. You couldn't be in better hands." One of those hands now reached across to rest a top yours, enveloping it completely. You found yourself unable to tear your eyes away from him, desperate to know what was hidden behind that smile, why every small brush of his finger against your knuckles sent a wave of heat to your breast.
"Two apple strudels, moinseur, mademoiselle." Oh thank God for strudel. The waiter swooped in to save you, forcing the colonel to release you from his grip.
"Excellent!" Landa thanked the waiter and immediately moved to retrieve the small silver spoon buried deep in the pot of cream. "If you'll allow me." He dropped a spoonful of white cream down on top of your pastry, a devilish smile plastered across his features. It smelt gorgeous, you had to admit.
You anticipated your sweet tooth was about to get you into trouble.
"Go ahead, little Hellstrom." The name just brought visions of your brother back to your mind, and you scooped up a mouthful with great rapidity, hoping occupying your mouth might help silence your racing thoughts. A wave of sugar overwhelmed you, your eyes widening a little.
"Is that not one of the best things you've ever put in your mouth?"
You nearly choked. Trying to cover it up desperately you gave a small nod, moving your hand to cover your mouth.
"One cannot survive on black coffee and cigarettes alone," he cautioned.
"Now you're starting to sound like my brother."
Hans laughed, scooping up another spoonful, deliberating over every bite with minute detail. "Well, my apologies. That's the last thing I want. How shall I correct my behaviour?" Hans put down his spoon, crossing one leg over the other, waiting.
He expected a true response. He was patient. He could wait. You fumbled for something clever to say. You wanted with all your might to be able to match his fire, to show him that you were so much more than your brother's sister. But maybe that's truly all you were. "You know," you began instead, trying to steady your breath. You knew what your body was urging you to do and the very thought scared you: but your limbs had a mind of their own. Your lust was running on autopilot. Crossing one knee over the other, you stretched out your heeled foot just far enough so that it could brush against his trousers and continued to speak. "You know if Dieter found out I was sat alone with Colonel Hans Landa, he would lock me in my room and throw away the key."
Who was this person? Where had these words come from?
"Well then-" Slowly, you felt a hand slip out onto your bare knee, rustling up the fabric of your skirt at an agonising pace. You were so shocked you cast a glance about the room to make sure no-one was looking. "We'll have to keep this our secret, won't we?" His hands were surprisingly warm against your skin, beginning to draw out small, teasing circles from your knee to your mid-thigh. You wondered how far he would go. You wondered how much you could take. Your imagination alone had been enough to set your body a fire, and now he seemed to be only indulging you further. Niggling away at the back of your mind, that little voice continued to scream out Dieter's going to kill you.
But louder than that was the voice crying out, begging for his hand to climb just a little higher, just a little further.
Then, as suddenly as it had arrived, Hans withdrew his hand and reached once again for his leather gloves. You could've weeped from pure frustration.
"Sadly, my dear, I must say goodbye."
"No-" The word slipped out of your mouth before you could realise what you were saying. You must've stunk of desperation. You were sure you'd humiliated yourself, however Landa only gave you a sympathetic smile.
"I'm deeply sorry, but I do have my duties too. Although, little songbird," he said, leaning down to offer you a low promise, "do come and find me the next time your brother lets you out of your cage."
for ur william afton rec list, there’s a blog called @crpsebnny i think you’d enjoy. also, here’s a link to a fic as well!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46161556
WOWZERS!! Thank you so much!! I'll defo check them out! Sorry for not replying sooner, I haven't been active in a while unfortunately 😭💔
when a fic hits so hard you have to draw him
shouta aizawa x !student reader hcs 👹👉👈
This isn't a Yandere ask, so it's going to be a little more different than usual.
This may low-key be ooc, I'm sorry everyone. I do have some personal headcanons that I prefer to put above canon in my head, and sometimes that may show in my writing 👉👈 (endeavor is a total himbo in my mind).
TW?: Teacher x student relationship. Like, reader is 17-18. Also low-key NSFW mentioning. Also low-key fluff mentioned. Out of character, probably.
🍭꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍰꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖🍭
Proibido (forbidden) [Teacher Aizawa x Student Reader - Headcanons]:
Some people say that the sweetest of fruits are the forbidden ones.
Little secrets are one of the most intimate things humans can have, and the sheer adrenaline that humans can get out of doing something they shouldn't, is just so intense it can be easily substitute ecstasy.
To have a crush on your teacher, would normally be judged as just that. Just a silly crush. Most would look at you as if you only admired your teacher, others would constantly make fun of your crush.
"- Tsc, you really are a stupid nerd. Having a crush on that old fuck ...."
I don't think they know in to what extent you truly like Aizawa. If they did, you wouldn't have friends.
On the other side of the spectrum, we have the man himself. The man you should look only for guidance, and a man that should only look at you as his most valuable student.
He shouldn't get so, personal, with a student.
But is he the one to blame? He doesn't think so. You seem oddly dependent on him.
Always asking for his advice, always asking for his opinion on a good fighting stance, asking him what he thought of your quirk and how would be the best way to use it.
You were asking for attention, weren't you? Consciously, unconsciously, it doesn't matter.
But it wouldn't be fair if he didn't acknowledge his own part of this game, right?
He did try to steal your attention as well, even if he did it unconsciously. He was the one that decided that you needed more supervision, even if his original excuse was your quirk (believe me, your quirk was fine the way it was, but he needed at least one excuse to keep a better eye on you).
He is a really tired man, he can't hear everyone questioning him about his decisions all day.
Oh, and don't get me started on your personal trainings. How would anyone guess that kicking the shit out of your mentor (or at least trying to, and failing miserably) would lead to a somewhat romantic and sexually tensed moment between you two??
Anyone could have seen you two. Such recklessness.
Shinsou has been out of this particular trainings, and he never stops asking why do you need to train alone with Aizawa, and all you two can think of is "It's so [Y/N]/I can do better!".
It's not. Well, it was at first.
But after you two got a little too intense once, you each found out how the other one felt about this whole situation. A little kiss on the cheek after training never hurt anyone, right? And no one was looking….
It was his little, gift, his l-little reward towards your good work in training!
Although it wasn't a little peck on the cheek, it was a: little too intimate kiss on the lips by your dear teacher.
That lead to a lot of awkward moments during your usual routine for at least a week. It's funny how whenever your classmates asked you something about Aizawa, you would get instantly defensive not matter what the topic was.
"- Oh, that's a nice shirt. Looks good on him right?"
"- Bitch, who's shirt?? I don't see no one's shirt-"
Don't worry he also acted the same. If not worse.
Imagine finally confronting each other. Coming to terms that yes, he kiss you, yes, you like him, yes, he likes you, yes this is kinda wrong, yes let's fuck in this goddamn classroom right the now-
Yes, that happened. More than once. Maybe a lot, after classes.
I wouldn't say he is a rough lover, I would say he has a thing for making you not be able to walk for a couple of hours (don't get me started on yandere aizawa).
Okay, but seriously, he is a man that can be a little gone on his own little mind whenever you two find yourselves alone. Yet he doesn't really enjoy seeing you in pain, if anything he wants you to enjoy it as well, so expect him to pay off by making you have the best after care in the world.
It includes snacks and being lazily cuddled. And cats.
I hope you're good at keeping a secret, cause my boy can make a little bit of a slip up sometimes. Look, he isn't dumb, he is just a sweetheart.
You would have to wait hours everyday for you two to have some privacy. What started as just making out behind everyone's back, started becoming a actual relationship.
A relationship behind walls, sealed with the promise to keep it a secret until the right time. Don't get me wrong, he does love you, but you need to have a little more patience.
Would you do that for him?
🍭꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍰꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖🍭
rah
the assistant | william afton x f!reader x dave miller
chapter two
Explicit content, 3.6k words, new 5/15/25
ao3 link
TO READ AAAAAA