𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘, 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
okay my favourite post, part 2! feel free to change pronouns! tw for swearing, death, murder.
‘ i have so much respect for ___ and his 90 fictional boyfriends. ’
‘ his voice is full of money. ’
‘ there will be no one left… to…. is that a fucking cat. ’
‘ avoid furry marriage. ’
‘ You Wake Up At 4am In The Morning And Go Down To The Kitchen Only To See Me Hunched Over In Front Of The Open Refrigerator And Once You Approach My Curled Up Form You Peer Over My Shoulder To Find Me, Elbows Deep In A Bag Of ___ ’
‘ secphobic. i remember how you reacted to my gift of furby cats. ’
‘ you have 15 HP stop sit down. ’
‘ in the distance, sirens. wewawewewa. ’
‘ is this what is feels like to be truly old? ’
‘ there’s a lady unironically making tiktoks behind me. ’
‘ expect me to look dumb. ’
‘ so you’ll hear some screaming. in my room. ’
‘ it’s like talking to your personal tourist. ’
‘ bro no wonder they kept you locked up you’re an embarrassment. ’
‘ i just had the weirdest ass dream where i could control water and disappear into thin air and throw magical sparkly blinding flour into people’s eyes. ’
‘ so we bust the goddamn useless prince outta home arrest. ’
‘ we fight clang clang bang and we run cause we’re weenies. ’
‘ the prince is bawling as per usual. ’
‘ i suggest that we become a circus cause we’re all clowns. ’
‘ i suggest that we collab with geronimo stilton. ’
‘ we can both be screaming cat ladies. ’
‘ she was a superhero for like ten days then after that she proceeded to die. ’
‘ the dead but came back to life, ___, who shouldn’t be characterised by his death but it’s ok. ’
‘ sister uncultured and it shows. ’
‘ TELL THEM IT’S GETTING ANNOYING. ’
‘ i think i’d be too obvious that i’m targeting that one person, and they’re like wattpad famous. ’
‘ y'all didn’t read my book and it’s showing. ’
‘ hey on friday it will be 6/9. ’
‘ mr ___, like i already did your survey stop sending it again. ’
‘ REMEMBER WE HAVE TO “”“”“HIGHLIGHT”“”“” OUR BOOK. ’
‘ a bee just slammed itself against the window. ’
‘ i thought you said your window flew away. ’
‘ my fat oven fights nuts for light french monks? ’
‘ chest nut. nut chest. ’
‘ they couldn’t find four more people. lame. ’
‘ it was upside down it was kinda hard not to be done with life. ’
‘ why do people want me to be a damn lawyer. ’
‘ battle of the garbage bins. me vs you. right here right now. ’
‘ HAHAAAAA MY BRAINCELLS ARE EENTOOLYJIENT. ’
‘ this is johnny, johnny wants you to shut up on the bus. ’
‘ do you really want to fight this 184cm man. ’
‘ My Headteachers hot son is my bully. ’
‘ handle me, HANDLE ME BITCH. ’
‘ sorry bro I was breaking down in front of my parents. ’
‘ test: draw straight line/smooth curve
me: cries. ’
‘ Me, staring at the cartoons on the physics paper: will you help me…? Is this paper not a death trap?? WILL SI GIEGSNS WJHKAS. ’
‘ there’s tears on my keyboard. ’
‘ Never thought i would be faced with a test that actually makes me cry but here we are what The FUCKITY FUCK. ’
‘ i have many skills and crying is the only one. ’
‘ the only way out of mississippi is to sip. ’
‘ pingu outsold. goose flopped. ’
‘ pingu can win a war all by himself. ’
‘ my cupcakes are siblings. your’s are the cousins. ’
‘ imagine if we actually had good quality printed tests. ’
‘ geeking out with my non-existent gf about swords. ’
‘ i have resting clown energy. ’
‘ we killed a man wow we out here ~ murdering ~ ’
‘ father figure to emotionally unstable character just died oh no. ’
‘ iS hE tRyiNg To CoNfEsS hIs LoVe? ’
‘ we’re all 18! except for THAT GUY. ’
‘ i like l**’s pic, fucking insect. ’
‘ i gave him a candy bar. poor guy he’s always so hungry and sleepy (mood) ’
‘ OK HANG ON WE were ambushed by zombies and barricaded ourselves and talked but ___ wasn’t there I think!!::!:!: ’
‘ can’t believe you were right about all the side characters dying ’
‘ but like ___. he’s coming for me. ___ you better stop being a twink. ’
‘ like at his elbow protectors i’m cackling ’
‘ HE JUST WANTS TO BE SAFE. ’
‘ no he was a bitch it’s just that i thought it was cause he was tryna save us or smth. ’
‘ I thought ___ was a bitch and bitches get stitches. ’
‘ yeah but i guess like pretty boys. ’
‘ wow haters, they’re just not dedicated enough. ’
‘ everyday more people for fall the trap of waking up at 1AM to talk to fictional cute pretty boys, we’re hopeless. ’
‘ ___’s sweet and all but our mom friend vibes will clash too much. ’
‘ gdi ___’s lawful goodness resonates too much with me. ’
