FALSE SWIPE

Some scruffy bespectacled zangoose from Lentimas. [RP/ASK BLOG]

[zangeuse]

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some kaiju-blogging to do.

[danganronpawhoswho-blog]

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[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

"Ah, you there! Do y'mind helping me out? Please?" [ 'elloooooo ]

She sighed heavily. “What is it. I don’t have all day.”

//eyyyyy//

[zangeuse]

"Ah, M’lady! Is there anything I can do for you to redeem myself!? I should have suspected you were someone of absolute importance and not just ‘generic nobility’ or something!” He soon returns to crying rather ridiculously.

"You save my life and then I treat you in such a way? How foolish of me! Is there anything more I could ever do to repay you!? Take out your trash? Dispose of corpses? Act more easily manipulated?"

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

The Yveltal sighed heavily. 

"You are not the brightest zangoose on the face of the earth, aren’t you." Yancy began to pace in front of the man, examining from head to toe.

"….very well. If you truly believe that you are in debt to me and want to repay….you may leave me alone."

[zangeuse]

"Uh, nope!" He boldly exclaimed.

"If it is what y'wish, milady! Although in my absence, please be careful of any small rocks in your way that you might trip on!" He walked a mere twenty-something steps away and remained at watch dutifully.

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

"Ah, you there! Do y'mind helping me out? Please?" [ 'elloooooo ]

She sighed heavily. “What is it. I don’t have all day.”

//eyyyyy//

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

"No, you do not understand, mortal." She put her hand to her forehead.

"I am the Lady of Destruction, Yveltal. It is in my nature to destroy and my job to take the life energy of others. By you giving your life to me, I will only feel obliged to literally take it, and you will cease to live." She explained in a way that she thought he would understand.

[zangeuse]

"Ah, M'lady! Is there anything I can do for you to redeem myself!? I should have suspected you were someone of absolute importance and not just 'generic nobility' or something!" He soon returns to crying rather ridiculously.

"You save my life and then I treat you in such a way? How foolish of me! Is there anything more I could ever do to repay you!? Take out your trash? Dispose of corpses? Act more easily manipulated?"

[zangeuse]

OFFLINE

[ And so the winds of the night beckon to me... ] [ "Shut up and go to sleep, Reuben." ]

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

"Ah, you there! Do y'mind helping me out? Please?" [ 'elloooooo ]

She sighed heavily. “What is it. I don’t have all day.”

//eyyyyy//

[zangeuse]

"I’m in quite the predicament here! I’ve got my hands stuck in this plastic bag here and I can’t seem to get them out!" His eyes teared up in terror and his usually-cheerful disposition soon turned to one of anguish over such a strangely pretty situation.

"What if this plastic’s stuck on me for the rest of my life!? How am I going to live with this!!??"

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

Yancy stared down at his hands. With an unamused look, she plucked the plastic bag away from his paws.

"There. You’re free." She sighed boredly.

[zangeuse]

"I HAVE BEEN FREED! I HAVE FOUND EMANCIPATION FROM THIS PLASTIC BAG OF MELANCHOLY!" Still sniffling, his eyes brightened at his freedom.

"You have saved my life! Now, I must pledge my allegiance to you for the rest of my days," he said, now getting down on his knees in deep gratitude. "I could have sworn that wretched piece of plastic was about to kill me until you saved me! For that, I owe you my life!"

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

She looked down at the other in disgust.

"Do you not know who I am, pokemon?" She asked, voice filled with power. Something about her current expression and tone of voice was reminiscent of a ferocious regal lion lying and observing it’s possible prey. "I would not be giving your life to the one who takes life."

[zangeuse]

Whether it was bravery, respect, or complete ignorance, he was much too dazed to give a second thought about his offers.

"...But you do certainly seem like one of great nobility! Certainly you must have some sort of acceptance for undying loyalty, no matter what the cause!"

"You saved me from that treacherous contraption, and I would never be able to continue on with my very existence if I weren't to return the favour with my very own beating heart and soul! You gotta understand!"

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

"Ah, you there! Do y'mind helping me out? Please?" [ 'elloooooo ]

She sighed heavily. “What is it. I don’t have all day.”

//eyyyyy//

[zangeuse]

"I’m in quite the predicament here! I’ve got my hands stuck in this plastic bag here and I can’t seem to get them out!" His eyes teared up in terror and his usually-cheerful disposition soon turned to one of anguish over such a strangely pretty situation.

"What if this plastic’s stuck on me for the rest of my life!? How am I going to live with this!!??"

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

Yancy stared down at his hands. With an unamused look, she plucked the plastic bag away from his paws.

"There. You’re free." She sighed boredly.

[zangeuse]

"I HAVE BEEN FREED! I HAVE FOUND EMANCIPATION FROM THIS PLASTIC BAG OF MELANCHOLY!" Still sniffling, his eyes brightened at his freedom.

"You have saved my life! Now, I must pledge my allegiance to you for the rest of my days," he said, now getting down on his knees in deep gratitude. "I could have sworn that wretched piece of plastic was about to kill me until you saved me! For that, I owe you my life!"

[ladyofdestruction-deactivated20]

"Ah, you there! Do y'mind helping me out? Please?" [ 'elloooooo ]

She sighed heavily. “What is it. I don’t have all day.”

//eyyyyy//

[zangeuse]

"I'm in quite the predicament here! I've got my hands stuck in this plastic bag here and I can't seem to get them out!" His eyes teared up in terror and his usually-cheerful disposition soon turned to one of anguish over such a strangely pretty situation.

"What if this plastic's stuck on me for the rest of my life!? How am I going to live with this!!??"

[zangeuse]

[ yessssss ]

[zangeuse]

Sentence Starters {Pokemon Edition}

"You are as pathetic as the rest."

"Someone's got to take a stand."

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

"Why did you betray me? Why?"

"You snuck up behind me; that is always a mistake..."

"I don't have any friends and I don't want any."

"I've got so much energy I don't know what to do with it!"

"Do you always need a reason to help someone?"

"Weren't you even gonna say 'hi' to me!?"

"If I want your opinion I'LL ASK FOR IT!!!"

"Hey I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!"

"Why don't you and I start a friendship right now!?"

"I never forget the face of a pretty girl! This book helps me remember their names."

"What I'd give for somebody to have a crush on me!"

"From one to loser in love to another, I need your help."

"And I'll be happy to vouch for his insanity!"

"Everyone makes mistakes the first time around."

"You're such a kid."

"What's wrong? Who are you?"

"You gonna attack or do a ballet?"

"We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold!"

"Fruit doesn't grow on trees, you know!"

[zangeuse]

[ College courses are finished for the time being! ]

[ GOOD. BACK TO RPING. ]

[zangeuse]

ME GRIMLOCK NOT KISSER ME KING!

[zangeuse]

[ Haven't really gotten around to finishing Y after completing pretty much everything in X. Ahhhh, my Pokémon are so precious... ]

[fyeahmandolins]

A mandolin by master luthier Tom Ellis. Note the gorgeous quilted maple on the back.

[zangeuse]

[ TOTALLY RADICAAAAAAL ]

[zangeuse]

[ my headcanon is that Truxton sounds like a stereotypical California surfer-dude ]

[gottacatchemall]

[グースグース]